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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-18 14:53:00 | |
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| HOW TO COLLEGE | |
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1. go to PSYCHOLOGY LECTURES!!1 2. ask, "HAY PROFESSOR WAT NEURON REMEMBERS THE FLAVOR OF DONUTS??!?" 3. run |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-18 14:10:00 | |
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| alpha zax commode | |
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hear ye, hear ye, how do you stand in the eyes of the billboard of the lord? have you cleansed yourself of all of your hax? do you
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if not... o shit son, u'd bettar. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-15 23:01:00 | |
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| elegant snartwidth | |
| someday, fuckle will purchase me a comb in quackenkill, NY. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-15 21:12:00 | |
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| Tip: Keep a pile of cocaine on your desk, that way your nose can ski down it! | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-09-14 15:37:00 | |
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| Iv done the hackers method to defeating DATAS SERVAR! RICED OUT YUGO HACKED!!11 un: omg!!11 pass: g0d...ya system operators love to use god, its that wh0le male 3go thing!!?? LEARN HACKING AND HATE GOVERMENT! ANARCHYSZ!! | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-09-14 13:19:00 | |
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| things i think might be true | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-13 12:57:00 | |
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| my cheapass flipflops make a lot of noise when i go down stairs | |
| so TODAY!!!1 i decided to try ANTITHESIS TO MALARKEY PORTENTIATION. instead of SOCK AND SHOE on each foot, i wore CHEAPASS (tm) BRAND FLIP FLOPS!11 and packed LAPTOP IN BACKPACKS!1 instead of just notebook and mint tins. then i purchased a CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, but the lad at the register DID NOT KNOW WHERE THE MILKSHAKE BUTTON WAS ON THE REGISTER!!1 so he had to ask a fellow cow orker who was doing charicteristicly inscrutable things to the fruit smoothie machine. I DO NOT TRUST FRUIT SMOOTHIES!!11 anyways, after COLLECTING M I L K S H A K E, i headed over to CLARC in anticipation of GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT. but then i realized i had forgotten the KEYS TO THE WEB GROUP KINGDOM and must lie in wait outside the castle walls, watching for an opening, writing yugo posts in my CHEAP ASS FLIP FLOPS, and siPPiNG my MiLkShAkE. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-13 12:47:00 | |
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| rorrfle | |
| Have you ever asked yourself, "What if the hand grenade manufacturer had forgotten to put the pin in at the factory? With what degree of caution should I treat such a munition?" Well, question no more!! Try the new W.A.T. Systems, Inc. replacement grenade pin. Guarenteed to fit three out of four grenades on the market. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-13 12:41:00 | |
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| frosty mugshot icing | |
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Be honest within yourself and with others. Don't worry about women and obsess over them. These two things will bring you peace and relaxing days. This allows you to have more focus of mind and keep the good times here.
Also if you train your mind to focus during dreams it will pass over to the conscious mind. fuck your wild theory of shake 'n bake |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-09-12 10:16:00 | |
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| fishy fishy fishy | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-09-11 23:27:00 | |
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| status quo | |
| i am sitting in a concrete cube, with a window and wooden shades, watching hulk hogan learn pilates. below my window, drunk people stagger like some sort of ancient windows screen saver - you always try to predict the motion, but never quite get it. beer cans hitting pavement at high velocity provide sound effects. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-09 23:54:00 | |
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| software mink loaf | |
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riced out yugo and nullsoft would like to introduce TROUTCAST, a new inter-web system which will allow the streaming of STRAWBERRY-KIWI BANANA LOAF at lightning speeds due to revolutionary new compression/vacuum food sealing technology, all easily configurable via a convenient web interface.
bacon and extra cheese toppings are available |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-09 12:30:00 | |
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| it's a sdghajkfgsk's life | |
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Choose wat. Choose a weblog. Choose the internet. Choose your parents' basement. Choose a fucking big LCD, choose optical mice, USB 2.0, streaming porn and electrical pants openers. Choose poor health, high cholesterol, and a diet of Hoho's. Choose flame wars on religious message boards. Choose a starter screen name. Choose your buddies. Choose a profile and matching away message. Choose a three-processor PC on hire purchase in a range of fucking distressed paint styles. Choose LOL and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch playing mind-numbing, spirit-crushing games, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to your parents and the selfish, fucked up brats you won't spawn to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose wat. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-09 12:21:00 | |
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| the universal snax quandry | |
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you down with the gravy enclave? because if not, we have serious issues, padre. comprehende? the last man that fucked with the gravy enclave is now a permanent part of its infrastructure. human bone marrow makes the best cake frosting.
should you choose wisely, and choose the side of the gravy enclave, you will be rewarded with all the gravy you can handle. a plan to receive payment in ketchup is also available, please see our human services department. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-09 12:14:00 | |
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| analogy | |
| sex is kind of like video games: most multiplayer games are 2 player, but the ones that work with 3 usually work just as well with 4. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-08 13:47:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 20:42:00 | ||
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| high speed coronal hole stream | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 20:12:00 | |
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| Hacked by Roland SH-101 | |
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who dun der hit dat snaxwidget? was it you? it certainly wasn't that thrice-damned trix rabbit again - i left out poison.
so who could it be? perhaps sammy davis jr., armed with an iced trout? or jimmy stewart, armed with an iced mackrel? i knew such pondering would get me nowhere. i had to get to the bottom of the matter. so i set off to woonsocket, rhode island. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 19:35:00 | |
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| academic diatribe 27 | |
| Perception of intelligence is a very strange thing. When one looks at someone who is smarter than oneself, he or she is unable to fathom how the greater mind works. Similarly, when one looks at someone of lesser intelligence, he or she is unable to fathom how the lesser mind fails to work, because to the observer, the solution is obvious. The real secret is obvious, too - some people are just smarter then others, and their thoughts follow accordingly. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 16:54:00 | |
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