Riced Out Yugo
high speed coronal hole stream
made in mexico
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 20:12:00
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Hacked by Roland SH-101
who dun der hit dat snaxwidget? was it you? it certainly wasn't that thrice-damned trix rabbit again - i left out poison.

so who could it be? perhaps sammy davis jr., armed with an iced trout? or jimmy stewart, armed with an iced mackrel?

i knew such pondering would get me nowhere. i had to get to the bottom of the matter.

so i set off to woonsocket, rhode island.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 19:35:00
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academic diatribe 27
Perception of intelligence is a very strange thing. When one looks at someone who is smarter than oneself, he or she is unable to fathom how the greater mind works. Similarly, when one looks at someone of lesser intelligence, he or she is unable to fathom how the lesser mind fails to work, because to the observer, the solution is obvious. The real secret is obvious, too - some people are just smarter then others, and their thoughts follow accordingly.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-06 16:54:00
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Problems with my psyche.
Crispy funt 4500, with the newest and most expensive rotary pork crocker! Sign up for today with our e-Mail list for more informations. Breadboard is decieving, you cannot eat it. Also, plastic cups to the south, buckles will be in rectangles. Cleared for liftoff, captain.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-09-06 15:02:00
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SUASIDE POWAR COUNTDOWN!
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Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-09-06 14:57:00
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the chart wizard welcomes you to meatloaf country
powered by visual studio .HAT
Posted by fuckle @ 2005-09-06 00:03:00
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CAKEDRINK IS PARTYIN' HEARTY
so let us salute him

hooray cakedrink
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-04 21:44:00
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wat u doin', all-american unit?
hey, all-american unit! wat u doin'? huh? be you watchin' mooo-vieeeess???!? o shit son, u not. wat u doin'? u tell, TEE HEE
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-04 21:33:00
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teehee ^3

Step 1. Buy Shirt
Step 2. Find transportation to New Orleans
Step 3. Walk around with shirt on. :)
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-09-04 13:42:00
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la morte d'arthur
[02:27] RTQP: hacked by la morte d'arthur
[02:27] RTQP: hacked by sir thomas mallory
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-03 01:16:00
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damn news
With all this talk on the hurricane they left out the worst part of all. Mardi Gras cancelled!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-31 23:19:00
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kara tu tiddly winks
there i was, contemplating the potential revolution of hypodynamic pork modulation, which was lying right at my feet.

what would bea arthur have done?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-31 14:29:00
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the snacubus
I was seduced by a snacubus. She held me down, tied me to the chair, and forced a full box of double stuf oreo down my throat one at a time. beware of snacubi
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-31 13:51:00
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Snatvia
Snorvtwoo slinkydonk alpga zeta III

account: wombat
action: superbify
stilts: not needed
richard nixon: a crook

Accessing account database.....

Action completed.


account: me
action: logout

Connection terminated.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-30 18:37:00
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lololol
on your walks down the street
you must be wary
of the STEAMLOLLER
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-08-30 10:41:00
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White of the blue eyes
Captain Porktanker Hello. This is your second lieutenant speaking, we have bogeys at 4 o'clock. Fire the 4.20.69 ballistic missiles at targets 6 9 and 17 as indicated on this paper plate here with green high lighter.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-29 15:13:00
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Riced out Yugo spotted on the moon

wow just wow.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-27 18:01:00
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tom cruise loopy attack +3
Riced Out Yugo brings you this SHOCKING EXPOSE regarding Tom Cruise!



Tom Cruise Loopy Attack +3!!!1~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-27 14:54:00
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keith richards and the x-spensive dinos
homie sez:
  • wat
  • witch
  • huh
  • lit
  • glup
  • sneek
  • gluk
  • nig
  • mo'
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-26 23:08:00
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running blind
With reference to the last post about dying alone I would like to say that after some thought about it I am feeling wonderfabulously great. Also if people could jump several hundred feet in the air do YOU think it would raise the suicide limit by a good percentage?
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-25 14:57:00
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