Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
TWENTYEIGHT DAYS ... THAT IS WHEN THE WORLD WILL END

in the year 12/21/2012 none of this will matter...

when matter energy and consciousness changes in the new milky way galaxy cycle comes to full circle.

The cause of this will be: Donnie Darko will regenerate a tangent universe using scraps of metal and water from the 747 engine, then he will reshape reality in his own image. The six foot tall bunny rabbits and mice will roam the earth.

Every living thing dies alone.

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-25 12:21:00
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Lewp.
RTQP: http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/view.php?post=144
SoH 2361:
http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/view.php?post=145
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-08-23 21:21:00
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Company names to use
HERE ARE COMPANY NAMES TO USE
  • TV shack
  • radio shack
  • nanotechnology shack
  • ham shack
  • jack's shack
  • attack shack (start a company band named this)
  • disco shack
  • hack shack
  • spackle shack
  • crack shack
  • stack shack
  • snack shack
  • snacque shack
  • shed shack
  • shack shack
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 19:55:00
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i have smelled your selection of scented candles with the clairvoyance of a thousand noses
here are some suggestions for scented candle odors:

- Mint
- Pork
- Richard Nixon
- Unspeakable Evil (but obviously not unsmellable evil)
- Old Refrigerator
- Grandma's attic
- Cheese
- Uncle ted's tool shed
- Shoggoth
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 15:26:00
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jon dines on a light palette of plutocratic democracy
if jon consumes two (2) ounces of PAIN AND SUFFERING pop tarts, and dale breaks the web server on a thursday, how many php scripts can he write without employing NOKIA RINGTONES?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 11:51:00
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public service announcement


HEY KIDS
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-08-23 11:04:00
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post that absolutely does not feature the <select> tag
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 10:52:00
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new wave chewbacca disco
  • 80 year old grandmother wookies DJing hardcore techno
  • stylish chartreuse sepulchers
  • why light beer? there's no light wine.
  • nuclear-powered public transit nostril bus
  • resonant jesus jello opinion
  • opinionated pricefixing birdwatching scam
  • anaphylactic switched telephone network
  • next-generation rubicon data pipe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 10:45:00
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h

MEEP 3000
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 09:01:00
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fuckle photography, inc.
brought to u by FOX NEWS NMEATOWORK!!1

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-22 21:33:00
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Recipe for duck sauce
Here is a simple recipe for duck sauce that you can try at home:
  1. Apply pressure of 300 P.S.I. to five (5) mallards.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-22 13:18:00
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AZLEAWAT
fqwoowo quaiwiaw PORK INFLAMMATION 31000

radio chatter PORK ROAST KBLING

wat macintire

foo trisensual multifaceted gravy boat

educational transsylvestic wigitry farm technology

skroo loaf
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-22 00:53:00
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the radios railroad people use to communicate obviously sir
oh my snax; gravy enhanced.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-21 22:17:00
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set sail[n];
  • set sail for canoes
  • set sail for flightless waterfowl
  • set sail for ointment tincture
  • set sail for pinball ointment
  • set sail for digital entwhistle
  • set sail for pudding tincture
  • set sail for pope loaf
  • set sail for artificial artichoke
  • set sail for the great schnorkel in the sky
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-20 21:24:00
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A fun activity for you
Here is a fun thing to do with Aphex Twin's "VBS.Redlof.B":
  1. Get an audio mixer with graphic level meters. You know, those columns of blinkly lights that show how loud the sound is. I'm sure you monkeys can scrounge one from somewhere. Make sure it has a stereo indicator.
  2. Feed VBS.Redlof.B in while monitoring via your method of choice, and play around with the level. Set it so that when the first full drum loop comes in, the stereo level indicators flicker unstably between one level of loudness and another.
  3. Observe the lights.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-20 13:55:00
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!!!
boris
fucking
yeltsin
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-20 13:28:00
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never drinking again
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-20 01:48:00
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it's an aminal cracker world
Some proof or sorts to show that while you may find it shallow how people notice body sometimes more often then personality.... (fuck you)


Scientists think that sizing up specific traits of the physical body is what gives us quick information about whether a potential mate is healthy and therefore good for any offspring we may have. This approach in general is debatable, but the shape and nature of these particular traits do seem to have a large influence on how attractive a person appears to be to others, at first glance at least. What this means for you is that you may find the body's attractiveness more important than the face because evolutionarily, it makes sense.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-19 13:16:00
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yugo rice eat beans

Let us presume for 20 seconds that RoY is a string match on strrev("YoR"); and that strrev reverses the string. The second part is the base case, the first part is the not base endnote caps case.

RoY > j00

This proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that eating snacks cannot be detrimental to your health.

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-17 18:18:00
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Christopher Walken Announces Run for President
"Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We're outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what's important-- paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It's time to be smart about our politics. It's time to get America back on track."

Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-16 12:29:00
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