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Your Math Question
The matrix has u. It is a matix of dimensions 2 by 20721. Find the determinant and invert the matix, for great justice.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-22 10:56:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-22 08:34:00
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House Majority Whip Roy Blunt
House Majority Whip Roy Blunt House Majority Whip Roy Blunt House Majority Whip Roy Blunt House Majority Chain Roy Blunt House Majority Chain Smoker Roy Blunt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-21 21:32:00
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evening hax list, vol 325.2:22.42,2,2@ww.2 ver. 2.205
the following virus has just been discovered in the wild: qbasic.hax.u qbasic.hax.u totally r00ts your win xp box, and displays the following messages: hacked by QBASIC GORILLAS.BAS hacked by QBASIC NIBBLES.BAS hacked by QBASIC MONEY.BAS any questions, email guy l. steele at widgetry dot bogart dot wat dot edu.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-21 18:23:00
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Nice thought for America
This is RTQP, asking you to turn that frown upside-down. And while you're at it, turn your buttcrack sideways.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-21 15:12:00
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LEG CONTENTS
MY LEFT LEG IS MADE OF SWISS CHEESE MY RIGHT LEG IS MADE OF ROBERT BORK MY LEFT LEG IS MADE OF CHEDDAR CHEESE MY RIGHT LEG IS MADE OF WILLIAM REHNQUIST MY LEFT LEG IS MADE OF EIRE CANAL WATER MY RIGHT LEG IS MADE OF HOT SAUCE FIRE MY LEFT LEG IS MADE OF LEFT LEG MY RIGHT LEG IS MADE OF RIGHT LEG
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-20 21:42:00
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Alpha Snaxtauri
lolzerfaust, n: a media outlet, such as a website, with the capability to make something the target of mass lol. example: something awful bashing furries. we decided to make it a german weapon, because germans need to laugh more. It's okay, I'm part German.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-20 18:44:00
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Mental note
When discharging your ASCII gun, ensure the output file isn't pointed at your kernel. Not doing so ensures that you will have hours of endless fun rooting through backticks, brackets, curly braces, and the occasional euro symbol with a disk editor trying to find the missing popcorn icon in order to re-boot the gibson. Also, ~~green cocaine~~lime salt BURNS when snorted.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-20 00:50:00
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wat is wat
WAT IS WAT Het herkennen van de onderlaag. Voordat je een reeds eerdededederrrr geschilderde ondergrond eens een nieuwt laagie wil geven, zul je eerst moeeetttten achterhalen!!1134 wat! voor soort verf dat dan is geweest. Ga je gewoon maar kwasten, op hoop van zegen of omdat je daar nog nooit bij stilgestaan hebt, loop je altijd het risico dat het niet geheel naar wens verloopt. Onthechtingsverschijnselen zijn aan de orde van de dag, waarbij meestal. Jij bent verantwoordelijk voor de hechting. de verf de schuld krijgt. Helaas doet de verfgsverschijns preci. Jij bent verantwochieordelijk voor de hechting. En met goees wat deze moet doeemaar n, hij e verf de schuld krijgt. Hechielaas doet dechie verfgsvechierschijvormt een vel. Jij bent verantwoordelijk vochieor de hechting. chieEn met goed ontvetten waten schuren benchie je wel al een hwateel eind, chiemaar als 2 verschillende soorten verf niet over elkaawatr kunnen, snng. En met goed ontvetten en liggen. schurewatn benwatje wel aap je liggen. misschien dat het daar ook wel aan kan liggen.en daen daen daen daen daen daen dafsdfbcvn Alssss eerrrste ga watik een uit en daarnleg geven hoe jek kukwat menwatwatwatwata i kuk kwatu er achtera ik kunt komen wat vokwatunt komena ik or ondwaterlaag je kunt komenhebt en daarna welke soorten over elkaar kunnen en welke niet. niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet niet
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-20 00:32:00
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glug glug

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In conclusion: no u

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-19 17:49:00

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IRSEE
Do any of you dongs use irc? IRC to irc.freenode.org #ricedoutyugo. I think we should make this the official channel of yugo ricing.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-19 16:01:00
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The midgets are loose
So, I was in this box trying to figure out wtf was ruined in it and this fucking midget came out of the power supply with a handful of wire. I folowed the fucker to his lair, and apparently there's a shit ton of midgets in our network. I managed to hold them at bay by using a brick of chocolate cheesecake, but I can feel the hyper-quadratic field integrity developing occasional holes. I probably need to re-calibrate the matix. Also, I am eating a box of Nerds candy. I feel like such a fucking cannibal.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-19 14:26:00
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National LOL levels dangerously low
A recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll has indicated that levels of LOL in America are at their lowest since December 2003, when the poll first started. Political theorists are suggesting that the plunge in LOL is due to a sinking faith in LOLgenics in general, as well as the official release of the new Harry Potter book, stopping would-be spoilers in their tracks. The republican party, however, was quick to place the blame on Riced Out Yugo. Says Rep. Orrin Hatch (R-Ut): "Riced Out Yugo constantly cranks out immoral LOL, without fully realizing the effects on American families. They become addicted to the cheap LOL, and abandon their traditional sources, causing legitimate LOL providers like Tom Cruise to go out of business." Riced Out Yugo chief of staff RTQP issued a statement to Associated Press, simply stating: "wat". --- On the web: http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-19 13:54:00
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and god said, let there be non-dairy creamer
When the CHART WIZARD suggests, via the magic of CLOSED CAPTIONING, that PEOPLE START CREAMING, what ramifications does this have on modern theological doctrine? Is this a minor detail on the greater path to God? Nay, it is a chief element in successful spiritual development. Don't forget starch.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-19 11:03:00
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the snax tower
here are some fun and useful statistics regarding the snax tower: the snax tower requires 10 BTUs per cubicle to heat the snax tower was constructed using 12 tons of PURPLE concrete the snax tower contains over 27 miles of TI calculator link cable the snax tower's steel central supporting beams are five feet thick. and also purple. the snax tower processes 300 sandwiches per minute the snax tower has over 2,000 concession stands on-site rumor has it that margaret thatcher has an apartment in the snax tower the snax tower smells vaguely of saffron ralph nader was in the snax tower, once the snax tower is owned by an international christian conspiracy the snax tower is a symbol of american freedom
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-18 14:00:00
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we must salinate the world
oh shit, ionized pork we must salinate the world, to protect it from reverse pork polarization due to excessively ionized pork.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-18 13:54:00
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if you had an ounce of human compassion, you'd buy tupperware
So, the answer the calculator gave me was 12288. I'm sure you're just as shocked as I am by these results, but they are totally scientific - the accuracy of Windows XP's calc.exe is unsurpassed, and has been independantly verified by multiple teams of experts with degrees hemorrhaging out of their ears. This, of course, means that the not unlimitled possibilities of theoretical boundless limits are actually somewhat limited. While boundless limits themselves are not actually limited, limits on limiting sub-factors exercise an effective global limit on the limit of boundless limits. This paper will be published in an upcoming issue of Science.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-18 12:37:00
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Breaking news about Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
Breaking news about Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker It was revealed to me today, by a member of Norwegian congressional union that our very own RTQP is a member of an insidious, dark, strange synthetic phyle. This phyle (grouping of people) was invented on the internet (interbutt, invented by bill clit-ins vice president Al Guro (japanese for gore)). Symptoms of being a member of this insidious synthetic phyle (drama) include unnatural obsessions with things drama Things involving stuff and sort of crap like that This makes it obvious that RTQP is a ... riced out yugo poster. And definitely nothing weird like a GNU coder or RMS.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-18 12:34:00
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clam
clam clam clam clam generic yugo-themed non-sequitur clam clam old-school motown groove; inflatable inner tube analog warmness. from mackie.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-17 21:28:00
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rehaminator
the harmonic progression of snax pork is a fun and fascinating example of the dorian mode. used in gregorian chants, the dorian mode is a ve-WAT wat wat? ... wat. wat!! sponsored by grandma annie's old fashion surge protectors
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-17 21:24:00
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