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vell. how ahr vee, today, mmm? zee zarklelicker ist sehr zootzi, ja? ah, but vee should get down to zee business: zee use of granuLAR synthesis in coffee brewing. i take my coffee dark, so put in a lot of grains, please. also please adjust zee FILTER CUTOFF so appropriate coffee frequences are passed.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 20:15:00 | |
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alpha pork squadron to zeta pork squadron: guarenteed instant mortgage approval
zeta pork squadroun to alpha pork squadron: f u asshol alpha pork squadron to zeta pork squadron: p1ctuar of anna k0rnookova!$$1 attached file: VBS.DonaldTrump.YoureFired.exe zeta pork squadroun to alpha pork squadron: i cast photon torpedo!!31 326 dmg alpha pork squadron to zeta pork squadron: ow wtf asshol zeta pork squadroun to alpha pork squadron: mess with the best, die like the rest mess with the best, die like the rest mess with the best, die like the rest mess with the best, die like the rest |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 19:55:00 | |
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| late morning ROY extravaganza | |
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You'll feel good when you eat Riced Out Yugo Why not have a fresh glass of Riced Out Yugo? Riced Out Yugo: cats ask for it by name Get your linens their cleanest with Riced Out Yugo Four out of five proctologists recommend Riced Out Yugo, the fifth should just chill out Like a Riced Out Yugo Riced Out Yugo: the quicker WTFer-upper Kids love the taste of Riced Out Yugo Smart moms choose Riced Out Yugo Riced Out Yugo: rated best in side-impact website crash testing Kill 99% of germs and bacteria with Riced Out Yugo Stop embarrasing leaks with Riced Out Yugo Bite into a great-tasting Riced Out Yugo today! Riced Out Yugo makes it possible (tm) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-05 10:39:00 | |
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| frankenstein zakla once said to me, "marlon gylefing once told me, 'hax malarkey transducer.', and if you don't stand by that, i don't know what sort of citizen you are." and if you don't stand by that, i don't know what sort of man you are. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-03 16:06:00 | |
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| AWAWSUM | |
| snax galactic! inferno transdermnal malarkey snax; snax galactic! inferno! galactic! transdermal! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-03 00:14:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-30 23:46:00 | ||||||
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s n a x w a t e r f a l l remember that. and remember this sermon: sNAX KBOOGIE!!1` attenion hey-ho! snax be all the chompin fodder yo' jibber-jabberer will ever need!1 do not be dissin' the snax, nosah. SNAX 4 EVA!11 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-30 22:58:00 | |
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| plutronic rrave | |
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HERE IS THE DEFINITIVE FORUMA FOR A BONA FIDE INTERNATIONAL TECHNO HIT:
1. Start with "four to the floor" 808 kick pattern. 2. Do something non-boring with snares on top, using hits sampled from Led Zeppelin. 3. Break into Michael Bolton's house to steal the top secret bassline, and apply it to the track. 4. Sprinkle grass seed on your synth keyboard, or Michael Bolton will find out you didn't and become very angry. And the last guy that he got angry at can't type the letter 'e' any more. 5. Hire VINT CERF to play TCP/IP GUITAR. 6. Apply hippie ambient synth pad and punk driving lead synth in diachronic tandem. 7. Waylay & capture an international pop star travelling through the forest in a horse-drawn carriage, and make them sing "like that pink floyd track on dark side of the moon." 8. Mix with KITCHENAID(tm) 9. Master with parsely garnish. 10. ENJOY FINANCIAL REWARDS ready, steady, go |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-30 09:08:00 | |
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| tee hee c/o associated press | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-29 17:16:00 | |
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| the chart wizard brings you a news bulletin | |
fo' shizzle |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-29 14:07:00 | |
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| the expectation generation | ||
omg lol!!~ today i sulked and listened to music.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-29 13:55:00 | ||
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| the chart wizard strikes back | |
don't knock my smock or i'll clean your clock |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-29 10:08:00 | |
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| ascii data | |
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'a'a''a'a'a'a'a'''a''s's's's's's's's's's''c'c'c'c'c'c'c'c'c'''c'c'''ii''''i'i'ii'i'i''i'i''i'i'i'i'i'i'i''i'i
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-29 09:39:00 | |
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| the lost papers of e. q. aurel | |
henceforthwith is the hitherto unknown enumeration of the not unlimited ramifications of extended trackpoint usage:I. INTRODUCTION - introduction goes here II. METHODS 1. 2. Align the Ted Nugent fields 3. Open laptop cover via ETHERGNAT 4. Test wrist angle with protracted protracter process 5. Devour scientific datas 6. stop the robots 7. OH NO THE ROBOTS ARE HER-36237fvmbc... III. DATA 23: gwrhjkvsx 27: qqqqqqqqq vz: elfgrass tsdf.NUTS: anteater earlobe nugent factor: 0.1 IV. RESULTS TED NUGENT IS FOREVER VICTORIOUS IN RELATION TO THE HUMBLE TRACKPOINT; SOX DEFEAT YANKEES 3-1 CDXX. DISCUSSION so once i was on my way to the grocery store, and i walked into a parking meter. i was all, "wtf u n00b" but it wasn't having any of that so i walked into it again - that showed it. VI. CONCLUSION BUY TED NUGENT STOCK |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-29 09:16:00 | |
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| stay tuned for new data | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-29 09:07:00 | |
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| harvard double negative exporation | |
| it is NOT IMPOSSIBLE that the dinner will actually require sufficient observation! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-28 20:52:00 | |
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| here comes the chart wizard... | |
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...with another INFORMATIVE DATA PLOT! |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-28 20:41:00 | |
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| the elvish gloat factor | |
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pork ring macgullicutty once said, "treble spike in your nostril." and, if you don't stand by that, i don't know what sort of man you are.
my lembras brings all the elves to the shire. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-24 23:58:00 | |
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| the chart wizard sez... | |
HA. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-24 23:32:00 | |
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| FORUMS OMG | |
| We have added forums!!1 | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-23 11:03:00 | |
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