Riced Out Yugo
garnyay haxle
skring krottle sez: "always insert the quarter into the parking meter with ol' george facing upwards." this ionifies the quantum change return probability and you get like totally free quarters, man.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-19 15:01:00
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zootzi stratovarius and the staplegun krew
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snaxle
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-19 14:40:00
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nipplestrassen
micro-invincible tchaikovsky.........$34.33
super-snorkable beethoven..........$256.64
alpha-gamma-pork.....................$3.36/liter

please make your decision
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-18 13:00:00
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post 400
hacked by howard dean

YEAHHH!!$!1!@%

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-15 21:41:00
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snack
alert

i have haxed all the snax because i can
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-15 21:31:00
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a toast to the host who boasts the most roast
Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-15 10:58:00
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Menudo hostile takeover.
Gateraid once again
the tablecloth stain


panel rows in black and blue
miniblind madness


slipsleeve removed with harshness
TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH


one at a time
Plastics Makes it Possible!


Brought to you by the copulation of Free Thinking Yse.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-06-14 20:09:00
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hugh g. government grant
Mr. Andrew Jackson, re your letter regarding nicetime pie malarkey. While I support the safe use of nicetime pie malarkey, I do not support the use of nicetime pie malarkey and groovetime cake malarkey in diachronic tandem.

Yours truly,
hugh g. government grant, esq.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-12 13:05:00
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all of your bass guitar are belong to prepaid burrito
negitivity != hypoporkulation.
hypoporkulation != pork defenestration.
pork defenstration != anti-pork demonstration.
anti-pork demonstration != global pork conglomeration.
global pork conglomeration != positivity.

Now, what does this prove?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-11 20:39:00
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oh snap

Jimmy Carter will be configured with an advanced communications mast to support the high-volume data requirements of network-centric warfare



Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-10 12:34:00
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existential parade float
oh, and here comes the nietzsche parade float!

what a lovely day for a philosophical parade
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-10 10:42:00
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johnson solids
q = 14 * cactus

milkshake inferno! intranasal soap; extranasal shampoo.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-10 10:38:00
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loose
      Smoke a rope.



          Dope a cloak. &     nbsp;









                Rope a boat?




                      FUck a slut.








           She is loose.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-06-09 00:08:00
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test
hax
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-03 18:53:00
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Coffee
I AM DRINKING LOTS OF COFFEE BECAUSE I NEED ENERGY DO YOU NEED ENERGY
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-02 08:21:00
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Test post in the past
Testing the new yugo server...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-31 14:34:00
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lily it up
lily it up
chair it down

MALARKEY in your nostrils... ;; ; ; semicolon; apo'strophe... LITOTES! PATHOS!!11

droogy mork; mindy; armless statue ikea.

pope benedict nuclear powered rev 4.12, pending upgrade to 4.20, announced today that the value of pork futures would soar: god had declared it.

in a bizarre, twist, pork futures did indeed surge, as religious investors rushed to bid on them.

tune in at one, for the congressman that got his head stuck in a metal fence!

this is WROY news at 5 signing off, and we wish you a TEE-HEE, America!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-29 23:09:00
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legs != useful
wear the pork badge with pride, one is issued per annum
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-05-27 16:26:00
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burlap songsack
under the big bright yellow pun
under the big bright yellow pun
under the big bright yellow pun
under the big bright yellow pun

guillotine dream
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-25 18:50:00
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DIMPLO-MATIC CONVERSATION!!!113~
HERE IS A POLITICAL DEBATE:

Teddy Kennedy: HAX MAK WOOGIETRIX
Tom DeLay: hatmat hax haxmat hax
Teddy Kennedy: haxmat woot
Tom Delay: woot hax hax
Teddy Kennedy: woot woot woot
Tom Delay: hax hax
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-25 18:41:00
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