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| captain's log | |
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There's not much out here, it seems.
Oh, there's something approaching... wha- BANK RIGHT THARS TACOS COMIN' IN AHHHAhyadghjksdfjhh --entry ended-- |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-22 23:04:00 | |
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| particle physics | |
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Thanks for signing up, everyone! We know the roster is overfull, but we want to get everyone in here. A lot of students had to repeat the course, last year.
THE FOLLOWING ARE REQUIRED TEXTBOOKS FOR PHY556, ADVANCED PARTICLE PHYSICS. TEXTBOOKS FROM THE PREVIOUS YEAR CANNOT BE USED, AS THE REQUIRED BOOKS LIST HAS CHANGED. PLEASE TAKE NOTE. 1. particle physics renaissance, by the many-chinned edward gibbon 2. dance dance partical physics, by r. simmons 3. is that partical physics in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?, by m. jackson 4. the structure of particle physics revolutions, by thomas kuhn v2.0 5. everything you ever wanted to know about particle physics but were afraid to ask, by r. b. busybody 6. particle physics recipes from thailand, by William Sleator 7. particle physics cuchi cuchi, by charo 8. particle physics and beer, by drew carey 9. 7 habits of highly effective particle physicists, by h. n. kaktus And finally, 10. how to make a fortune in academia through a partnership with the publishing company, by me, prof. w. h. gates. Thank you, and have a good semester! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-21 19:21:00 | |
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| how to google for hax | |
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pork rinds inc. values the policy of FULL HOTPOCKET DISCLOSURE and therefore has released this to the public.
1. khax 2 FIREFOX 2. !bling_bling -> xhibit pimps t3h yu0r fiarf0x 3. install google SALAD BAR 2 hax!!2buggy 4. downlaod t3h cheesew00t !$ @ /usr/bin/pork 5. enjoy |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-20 23:30:00 | |
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| roble | |
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bivmalutz to all my little kerschnapples in yugo-land! today i have thrice-buttered my muffin, to the exquisite joy of my taste buds.
the state of the state shall be stated as stately, and i'll state that at this rate, everything, as of next year, will be great. there is, however, debate. pies fly freely, and even owners of software megaliths are not safe to demonstate a splendidly soul-sucking software package of shit. with that image caked in your mind, i ask you to consider the following: are horsies pretty? dwell on that, when you go to the polls. thank you, and good night. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-20 03:16:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-14 00:39:00 | |
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| Academic breakthrough | |
| Thanks to being stoned, I have managed to optimize the very difficult reverse kinematics regarding Pringle consumption with multiple stages. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-02-09 00:18:00 | |
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| The saga continues | |
my carolingian miniscule brings all the scholars to the exhibit |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-19 04:14:00 | |
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| Tonight's News | |
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In tonight's news, Mick Jagger of the rolling stones was arrested for picking shrubbery at a public buddhist monastary. During a press meeting, the growd casped when the spokesmonk said, "A rolling stone gathers no moss."
In other news, a lady who thought she was a superhero turned a hose on a local farm's disposal of pig bodies for unknown reasons. The farmers referred to her as a known menace that had struck before and been christened, "buffy the ham-pyre slayer." Now, sports. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-19 01:18:00 | |
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| Funt k hi | |
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meloogi
Luuucy, you have some spai- make you an offer you can't ref- vista, baby. I CALL THAT MENTAL CHANNEL SURFING! Now you try. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-14 15:50:00 | |
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| Sigh | |
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Has the 8-ball ever told you "don't count on it"?
That's what it told me. It was one of those days, where even the ol' 8-ball couldn't quell my annoyance of the other commuters smooshed around me. I owned a fucking Superheromobile, but here I was, taking the T like a schmuck, because it was in the shop. At least my iPod could drown out the sounds of the elderly being smacked around by bumps. An inscrutably irritating, yet somehow dulling time later, I disembarked at Porkhat 28's closest T stop. A mere three hours later, we had made it up the nearby hill, and were carefully camoflaged in the equipment on a playground. Cupcake man would not be free any longer! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-14 15:36:00 | |
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| COMMERCIAL BREAK | |
| A special episode of Smallville, on ABC Family! JeffK h4x0rZ Smallville, and Clark struggles to contend with his sk1llZ. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-14 01:14:00 | |
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| pod sanctum | |
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copper le whopper tribbe quibble.
Melungal fungal tribblywah wib wibble. Hulio julio tamborine ointment we're just calling to confirm your appointment. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-13 03:46:00 | |
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| rosenpoptart and guildenstrudle | |
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DOOM AND ALL THROUGH THE COTTAGE MUNITIONS WERE STOCKPILED WITH TAZERS OF HIGH WATTAGE praise euler |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-12 18:22:00 | |
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| Bork-morf | |
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"MIBBLE FRAM!" said Captain Bob. For he was prone to say such things.
"?SYNTAX ERROR, READY" replied the ship's computer. "You were never a very good conversationalist." Captain Bob replied. "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE" replied the ship's computer. Captain Bob sighed, and started the ship's self-destruct sequence. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-07 05:31:00 | |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-12-31 04:05:00 | |
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| MORE PSOT SPAMMA!!q | |
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we're upgrading the internal yugo system, and hence a bunch of (mostly filler) test posts.
to give this post content, I recommend chocolate mousse |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-24 21:16:00 | |
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| Borf Norg | |
| YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. YUGO | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-24 21:50:00 | |
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| Biviqux deluxe | |
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BAD NAMES FOR CHILDREN:
- Fruicy Juit - Pood n' Glenty - Captain Poultry - GIGANTOR 3000 - Pope John Paul II |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-24 21:29:30 | |
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| HOLY SMOKES !!! | |
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| Posted by kitty @ 2004-12-18 05:33:14 | |
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| the new i am | |
| THC: CALIFORNIA PERFORMANCE TRANSMISSION | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-17 01:41:31 | |
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