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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:26:37 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:25:15 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:24:27 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:20:11 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:19:23 | |
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| New religious venture | |
euler ackbar! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 10:29:39 | |
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| important | |
HACKED BY JANET RENO
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 20:47:49 | |
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| Stuff | |
| being stoned heightens the senses. food tastes better, music sounds better, and leland grigoli is more annoying. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 14:26:52 | |
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| Memetics | |
| if you're sick of memes, post this exact sentence to your online journal. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 14:02:38 | |
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| chalkboards of stalingrad | |
russia!!! ! !the name strikes fear into the heart of unconsumed vodka everywherefirst founded in 1831 by sweedish nuns, mother russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was originally planned to be an elite country club for german men with spectacular moustaches. originally, the source was pure, and the moustaches remained spectacular. however, over time, standards degraded, and pretty soon german men with substandard moustaches were being let into russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) with barely a glance the original mission of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) had been forgotten. russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) finally gave up and decided to become a country known for funny hats, snow, and crabs dancing behind boys too scared to turn around. pretty soon, vladimir putin (yer darn tootin') moved in, and started medically perscribing flatullence for the poor denizens of the sad, sad country of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish). all looked dark... but then, the chemical brothers arrived, intending to apply big beat techno for medicinal purposes!!! russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was saved!! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! next time on asshat geographie theatre, to ireland! whisky for all! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-29 21:44:30 | |
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| OO then oo | |
| CYANOCOBALAMIN, folic acid, SELENIUM, pyridoxine hydrochloride, GUARANA SEED EXTRACT, soy protein isolate & rice flour, ZINC-METHIONINE, l-arginine hydrochloride, PANAX GINSING ROOT EXTRACT, l-carnitine, GRAPE SEED EXTRACT, creatine monohydrate, MONOPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, fruit extract, CARAMEL COLOR, caffeine, ASCORBIC ACID, inositol, NATURAL FLAVOR, sodium citrate, GRAPE JUICE CONCENTRATE, taurine, CITRIC ACID, high fructose corn syrup, CARBONATED WATER | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-14 12:25:22 | |
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| .NET | |
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I know how .NET got its start.
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer were smoking their evening weed, one day, and Ballmer said: "Wouldn't it, be, like... cool... if we took over the internet?" "Whoa, man..." Bill Whispered. "We gotta try that!" So then they sound out a memo: FROM: DOLLAR BILL & S-BALL TO: LEET QBASIC PROGRAMAXORS SUBJ: NEW PRODUCT hi lol write a trojan that takes over the internet lol ^_^ And now you know. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-10 04:54:11 | |
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| BANANULAR | |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring.... BANANA PHONE |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-05-06 02:51:29 | |
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| Plea for help!! | |
| I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY FORD MOTHERFUCKER. IT IS PINK WITH A GREEN INTERIOR, AND HAS ROUND MIRRORS. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-05 02:48:23 | |
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| sitting in my | |
| my wooden chair is where i sit! it is made out of rooms. and candycane in staple dispensor's with security *****~~~\\\\ENhANCEd\\\\\\-_~__~_---- features. And so my wooden chair is here because i sit on it always. It is made of something have I told you what!? Rooms. It is made of rooms. My wooden chair is made of rooms. And i sit in it. (wooden, chair, mine.) | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-03 05:06:15 | |
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| teh plan | |
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(so i don't forget)
1. requisition one (1) bacon cheeseburger with friend frenches 2. return to domicile 3. do pointless academic dribble 4. succeed |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-02 15:53:16 | |
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| fappe | |
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here are the lyrics to hot butter - popcorn
eee un wannah wu unh wanna wu pop pop pop pop poppoppop pop pop pop pop poppoppop pop pop pop pop poppoppop etc. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-02 15:50:02 | |
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| Delirium Tremens | |
| she keeps it under the sink. i once thought this was ad, now i think its horrible. But then i remember it isn't mine and i notice another thing... | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-01 20:59:33 | |
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| HELLO SPARKY | |
| ICH BIN WIEDER HIER | |
| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-05-01 13:53:42 | |
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| hido | |
| i just wanted to mention trent reznor maybe i'll write a new yugo feature | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 04:31:21 | |
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