Riced Out Yugo
Delirium Tremens
she keeps it under the sink. i once thought this was ad, now i think its horrible. But then i remember it isn't mine and i notice another thing...
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-01 20:59:33
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HELLO SPARKY
ICH BIN WIEDER HIER
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-05-01 13:53:42
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hido
i just wanted to mention trent reznor maybe i'll write a new yugo feature
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 04:31:21
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Awwww Ricky.
Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-01 04:20:22
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OMG!!!

WELCOME TO THE GRAND HAPPY ALL NEW

RICED OUT YUGO POST #200~~~~~!!!!1111oneoneonetwoblueberry



plz enjoy your complimentary beverage
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 03:46:31
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Fifteen nuclear sanctions
i was walking down the street minding my own business and then all of a sudden it was HELO PIE and all shimtls like that i mean my god man have you no sense of states' rights, intercontinental drift, and metropolitan daily hassles? so i passed the pepper like a good banana i was like F U PIE and kicked the fbntl out of the hammer with a nail so that's why noam chomsky had a chimp named after him named nim chimsky. otherwise, crystalleine purveyors of superior duck quackage offered a bulk deal on consolidating your bills. they will take you under wing and massage your credit to the beak of their capabilities. come look at the whole quackag-, er, packedge. anyways where was i PIE PIE PIE all fnording PIE!!! jesus was in a shambles he'd melted on the floor again thrice damnded bargain basement saviors i wish i had cash so i didn't have a peace of shit savior and it folded after melting i want my money back six pence please The scary thing is, I could continue this all night. Welcome to the Yugo.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 03:43:48
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Hydie h0
i was driving down the highway when i saw a BUMPERCROP of them. Intriguing...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-23 02:38:33
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intriguing...
Enhance.

Enhance.

Enhance.

Enhance.

Intriguing.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-23 02:27:19
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Tootsie
ALL HAIL SNORBBLES, CREATOR OF MY BALLPOINT PEN!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-22 18:55:26
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I AM MARDUK, CONSUMER OF DELI MEATS!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:39:20
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Bjork song
STATE OFFFFFFF JEWMERGENCY!
HOW BEAUTIFUL
ISRAELI
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:37:42
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heheheh

Meeeeeeeepsellent.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:12:21
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RAP, YO
IS MISTER HAT
DOWN WITH THAT
COOL OR A FOOL
SMELL A RAT?

BECAUSE TESTICLES
HE LIKES TO PULLS
JERKIN YOUR GHERKIN
YOUR FAMILY JEWELS

::chorus::

Oh, ho ho!
Mister Hat! Mister Hat!
COOL!
FOOL?

Down with that?


WHINE
WHINE
You're Asinine!
Eddie got a jackhammah too!

PINE
PINE
Pine nut wine!

Eddie gonna make you blue
::chorus::

Oh, ho ho!
Mister Hat! Mister Hat!
PINE!
WINE!

Honey are you down with that?

OOOOOooooo, Mister hat!
OOOOooo Mister hat...
OOOooo Mister hat...
oooo mister hat...
(fades out)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:01:55
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Outrage! Shock!
Why, you little...

In my day, the nimbly-pimbly flatterwoots flew fancy free! Were I not a purveyor of top stock ocelots, I would dance my metatarsels up your rectum! My goodness, the nerve!

You should know about the fibonacci sequence, too, you unlearned goat of sheapards past! Find me the matrix's inverse, at once!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-02 05:26:46
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Fizzy
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-03-27 05:06:46
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Hie
"Fie, fie!" said the Wombatador.

I was unable to placate the enraged delegates.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-03-20 02:45:36
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Eeeeyo
Perchance you play parcheesi, perhaps? It would be professional and proper.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-03-08 03:37:12
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La Morte D'Hamster
Ye and forsooth, for the hamsters became terribly wroth, and smote lancelot such a buffet on the head he was dashed to the ground!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-20 02:38:04
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important
Hi, this RTQP and I have an important announcement

PWNT BY HOTPOCKET KREW

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-19 09:59:25
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DISCOVERY
Kids, you know why you shouldn't do drugs?

Drugs make Linkin Park sound good.

Oh, and:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ffffffffffffffffffffifififififiplatonicdischarge
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-16 03:12:48
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