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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-01 04:20:22 | |
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| OMG!!! | |
WELCOME TO THE GRAND HAPPY ALL NEWplz enjoy your complimentary beverage |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 03:46:31 | |
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| Fifteen nuclear sanctions | |
| i was walking down the street minding my own business and then all of a sudden it was HELO PIE and all shimtls like that i mean my god man have you no sense of states' rights, intercontinental drift, and metropolitan daily hassles? so i passed the pepper like a good banana i was like F U PIE and kicked the fbntl out of the hammer with a nail so that's why noam chomsky had a chimp named after him named nim chimsky. otherwise, crystalleine purveyors of superior duck quackage offered a bulk deal on consolidating your bills. they will take you under wing and massage your credit to the beak of their capabilities. come look at the whole quackag-, er, packedge. anyways where was i PIE PIE PIE all fnording PIE!!! jesus was in a shambles he'd melted on the floor again thrice damnded bargain basement saviors i wish i had cash so i didn't have a peace of shit savior and it folded after melting i want my money back six pence please The scary thing is, I could continue this all night. Welcome to the Yugo. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 03:43:48 | |
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| Hydie h0 | |
| i was driving down the highway when i saw a BUMPERCROP of them. Intriguing... | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-23 02:38:33 | |
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| intriguing... | |
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Enhance.
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Intriguing. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-23 02:27:19 | |
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| Tootsie | |
| ALL HAIL SNORBBLES, CREATOR OF MY BALLPOINT PEN! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-22 18:55:26 | |
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I AM MARDUK, CONSUMER OF DELI MEATS! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:39:20 | |
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| Bjork song | |
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STATE OFFFFFFF JEWMERGENCY! HOW BEAUTIFUL ISRAELI |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:37:42 | |
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| heheheh | |
Meeeeeeeepsellent. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:12:21 | |
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| RAP, YO | |
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IS MISTER HAT DOWN WITH THAT COOL OR A FOOL SMELL A RAT? BECAUSE TESTICLES HE LIKES TO PULLS JERKIN YOUR GHERKIN YOUR FAMILY JEWELS ::chorus:: Oh, ho ho! Mister Hat! Mister Hat! COOL! FOOL? Down with that? WHINE WHINE You're Asinine! Eddie got a jackhammah too! PINE PINE Pine nut wine! Eddie gonna make you blue ::chorus:: Oh, ho ho! Mister Hat! Mister Hat! PINE! WINE! Honey are you down with that? OOOOOooooo, Mister hat! OOOOooo Mister hat... OOOooo Mister hat... oooo mister hat... (fades out) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-04 01:01:55 | |
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| Outrage! Shock! | |
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Why, you little...
In my day, the nimbly-pimbly flatterwoots flew fancy free! Were I not a purveyor of top stock ocelots, I would dance my metatarsels up your rectum! My goodness, the nerve! You should know about the fibonacci sequence, too, you unlearned goat of sheapards past! Find me the matrix's inverse, at once! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-02 05:26:46 | |
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| Fizzy | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-03-27 05:06:46 | |
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| Hie | |
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"Fie, fie!" said the Wombatador.
I was unable to placate the enraged delegates. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-03-20 02:45:36 | |
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| Eeeeyo | |
| Perchance you play parcheesi, perhaps? It would be professional and proper. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-03-08 03:37:12 | |
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| La Morte D'Hamster | |
| Ye and forsooth, for the hamsters became terribly wroth, and smote lancelot such a buffet on the head he was dashed to the ground!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-20 02:38:04 | |
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| important | |
PWNT BY HOTPOCKET KREW |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-19 09:59:25 | |
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| DISCOVERY | |
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Kids, you know why you shouldn't do drugs?
Drugs make Linkin Park sound good. Oh, and: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww ffffffffffffffffffffifififififiplatonicdischarge |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-16 03:12:48 | |
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| Me | |
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i am listening to aphex twin and eating a hotpocket.
i am postmodern. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-06 21:46:05 | |
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| Academic diatribe | |
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I suppose it's time that I dispensed some textual whoopass. There's been a lot of silly nonsense on ROY lately, but not that much serious nonsense.
And we are not entirelyabout silly nonsense. Just mostly. Now, what to rant about... there are so many topics.. - how brocolli looks too much like cortical tissue for me to eat it - how feminists need to kindly cram it - why current drug laws make less sense than a midget playing for the Bulls - why creationism should be treated as a chronic disability - - how modern synthesizer companies are so retarded they don't even sell a modular - Modern college gripes - How Moby still has all my left Yes, that will do nicely. College gripes, I mean. As to how I am familiar with college, for the purposes of anonyminity, I will say not. I could have graduated years ago, I could be in grad school, I could be an undergrad, I could be a professor. Suffice to say, I have plenty of experience with facilities of higher learning. First item on the stack (a FIFO stack, conveniently): Worldly ignorant asshats recently out of high school. As a great man (me) will say a few letters from now, unless you come from a particularly special high school, your acheivements once you hit freshman undergrad mean exactly jack. Yes. Your acheivements mean jack. Your psych class was rudimentary BS; you can't write analytical papers for shit. Most of the people on the football team got into the school for football, too, and are just as good, if not far better than you. This is not your fault. You did your best, and probably even acted admirably under the conditions - but the sad fact is that the average public high school is not fit to teach a rutabaga how to rot. Like the olfactory measures of French armpits, public schools register "Hooo-MAMA!" on the patented, hyper-accurate, RTQP Stink-o-meter. And I never lie (especially about hat factories in my previous post). If, like me, you escaped public horrors and attended a private high school of significant academic standing, when you get to college, you will notice this. People who, by all rights should know more than you, don't. You'll notice something else, too: not only are they surprisingly ignorant, but they are ignorant to the fact that they are ignorant. That last sentance would probably be a Bavarian mind fuck for them. So, you can probably guess where I'm going: what annoyed me was not their ignorance (for it is not their fault), but their refusal to acknowledge it. I've run into many a honor student who thinks he or she is hot shit. In reality, they are a pile of academic excrement, but not the hot or favorable kind. In short, you've met a know-it-all who is clearly wrong in a number of situations, yet refuses to admit it. And as any good engineering class will teach you, in order to fix a problem, you have to know it exists (we are presuming hidden markov models are beyond them). This kind of situation drives me nuts. At one point, I found myself in a introductory psychology class. Students regularly raised their hands and repeated what the professor just said - so they could feel smart, and seem like they understood the class and knew enough to participate. The sad thing was, because it was a big lecture, we weren't being graded on participation. If the fruity, magazine-style textbook wasn't enough to make me wary of the class, the fact that some students seemed to have difficulty with the concept of the scientific method should have finished the task. Up until now, I have just stewed and been annoyed at these people. But from this point on, I intend to let them know where they really stand in life. It's time to kick some academic ass. Side note. This just popped into my head, and I have to mention it: I just know, that after the $3.34 million invested in Michael Jackson joke R&D, he'll be proved undoubtedly innocent. That's the way the irony of the world works. Please leave the guy alone. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-05 01:50:09 | |
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| Sales ad | |
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I own a hat factory
I am busting out caps in my hat factory And bowlers, lots of bowlers. Would you like to buy my hat factory? =|:{Othe hat factory is truly the most noble of factories. first conceived in 1842, the modern hat factory is a testamant to human civilization and society. for the first time, man could have all the hats he desired - and more. from urine-scented metropolises to dark forests where gnomes collect abnormal flowers, the hat is celebrated.buy hats. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-04 22:54:59 | |
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