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my name is joe and i work in a button factory |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-04 15:21:40 | |
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| cheeses | |
MY GOVERNMENT CHEESE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-04 15:12:15 | |
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| Enlightened philosophy | |
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[01:56] <Ben> Oh, the Patriots won? Gee, I must have been too distracted by JANET'S BOOB! [01:57] <RTQP> are you still on about that? [01:57] <RTQP> well, since I didn't see it [01:57] <RTQP> it doesn't exist [01:58] <RTQP> therefore janet jackson has no boobs |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-02 04:21:31 | |
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| Instructions | |
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I was walking down the street today, and a man pulled me aside, saying he had an issue of vital importance that I must know about.
Then he explained how one properly performs oral sex on nintendo cartridges. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-02-02 00:08:05 | |
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| fucking is for giraffes. | |
| fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. fucking is for giraffes. | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2004-01-24 03:50:04 | |
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| Cleaveland steamer | |
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see, my spidey sense told me to get out of there
so i did i love my spidey sense support pancreatic fluids in your local politician |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-24 03:49:55 | |
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| greetings | |
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i have today, a very important topic to ponder upon, in these troubling times.
Especially, now tha- What's that smell OH NO NO FUCKING WAY SHIT! I BLEW THE HOT POCKET UP! A GEYSER OF CHEESE ERUPUTED MY KITCHEN IS BEING DEFACED BY A VILE STREAM OF VULCANIZED COW-BYPRODUCTS SOMEONE CALL 911!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-22 23:53:49 | |
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| QUESTIONS | |
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Quick, I need some statistics on the average cow orgasm!
WHERE IS MY RESEARCH ASSISTANT? In other news, the RTQPmobile now has quad 10 inch woofers. Viva la disturbing the peace! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-21 03:40:41 | |
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| Perchance thou funtst | |
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pull the emergency tab
court adjourned man, i'm lazy today. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-20 01:34:51 | |
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| Introduction | |
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i am sergey thompson and i put vodka on my corn pops i pelt you with bibles king james in your lip i am sergey thompson and i put hashish on my frosty flakes i crash planes into your buildings boeing in your butt i am sergey thompson and i put mexicans on my oatmeal i abduct your children clones in your aliens i am sergey thompson i am sergey thompson I AM SERGEY THOMPSON and i am pleased to meet you, good sir |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-19 00:13:07 | |
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| Love can change | |
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wuh wuh wuh waaah
wooble aaah OOOOM but you'll never give all you really neeeed is kool aid with weeeeeed *VST OVERLOAD FUSX0r* folks it is thhe teruth i have an electric razor electro-cute always sounded like a compliment to me i.e. example "you are fucking electro-cute" see? who fucking comes up with english anyways whoever they are, they are fucking as fucke dup as i am sfhljdj f'hjklbvxc sdjkfg
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:53:04 | |
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| let me | |
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let me tell you the story
of how i renewned my library book phase one, part IIA: i charged the flux capacitor, via open source VNC software, dancing the night away to the Free Software Foundation Phase Q, part IIB: the prince knighted me bravely bold sir asshat, brought forth from camelot (he was not afraid to die in all sorts of pornographic ways) Phase RSZ, part IIICCCC: FEEEEEL SOME KIND OF STRAAANGE (i love collide) *metal guitar solo* LOVE WILL FIND YOU =^_^= =o.O= =^_^= DAAAANCE RAAAAAAIIIIIN VARIATION WILD POINTER, QUAKE II BOT FINGLE, FAAAANGLE FINGLE FINGLE FAAAANGLE FEEEEEL SOME KIND OF STRANGE pie |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:46:36 | |
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| techno riffs | |
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fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle they are more hardcore than the vangels praise the wombatador's fruity peaches |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:41:34 | |
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| AND ALL YOUR SATELLITES | |
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ARE FRAGMENTED
I FEEL A LITTLE CRUSHED AND OUT OF A CACTUS AND ALL YOUR FLATULENCE It's meant to bring me down makes me feel so obese and out of shape though your velocity is beastiality how can you be part of the symettery ikf evvery moment screws ove the enxt part of the scenerey and all your cactuslites are fragmented i feel a little obese and out of shaaaape |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:39:15 | |
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| wow | |
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i am ripping with my teeth
it is funky fresh beatz moby +1 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 01:56:27 | |
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| saxaphone lesbian triplet fanhle | |
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OH BABY
I AM TRANCIN' WITH JOHN WALKER author of the hacker's diet it realy works pi is an iirational # like me moby is AWESOME while bieng an irratinal # pi in your glutes squankle, fingle, fabble, and booble-le-bobble |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 01:53:18 | |
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| Pure accelleratin | |
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from start to finish
' ' ' ' ' ' ' slalom today's engine works harder no thanks to the union castrol GTX for all your baking needs makes biscuits fluffy when in barcelona |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-14 02:43:59 | |
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very strong forearms
with two weeks gone, the unibody is perfected iced tea, cooladas, mazda's and omlettes bathing suits that don't fit, fuckle wears thme 500 horses with the supercharger his glasses behind the TV, his germans in disarray FOR the pefect engine compartment ...we're trying to make a mechanical statement put teh fendars on teh seat cosmetic pathetic, happly slappy, pippy pappy, fabble FUCK YOUR MOM spacer inch fing fang fung fap fip fop lose some low end torque lose rudder make up with the supercharget seat of the pants usperchargar chop top off engine chevy asshat block fpapap a car in its own EVEN VALVE COVERS WILL BE SWAPPED OUt paxton supercharget, salad dressing, 1000 islands, deceiving how much room their is, 6 degree tilt on the motor drop a ahlf inf ch ing the hf5ront oil apnning tossing out the spacer supercharged engine attention to detail eBay motors getting a bargain IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DETAILS
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-14 02:40:47 | |
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| Insightful Meaning Copulations under Fickle Shitbuck | |
OMG WTF I'M SO LOL NOW
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2004-01-13 03:56:36 | |
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| h0w 2 h4x PC!! | |
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har si how 2 hax pc omputer machene!!! step 1: donwlod hax owf WWW.HOTMAIL.COM step 2: sned VIRUS AT-TACK with boogie datagram step 3: activate HAX BOX by typing "hax pc computer attack send kthx" in CALCULATOR PROMPT step 4: declare yourself KING HAX0R OF THE HAX0R KINGDOM! AN ASSORTMENT OF CHEESES FOR ALL This has been a public service announcement paid for by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2004-01-13 03:42:50 | |
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