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GOD HAS JUST TOLD ME HE IS AMENDING THE SET OF COMMANDMENTS
HERE ARE THE ADDITIONS 100% HOLINESS GUARENTEED 1. THOU SHALT NOT JUICE THE AMISH 2. THOU SHALT NOT TANGO WITH THE US TAX CODE 3. THOU SHALT NOT USE GODDAMN GOTOS IN YOUR C CODE. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MONKIES ON, ANYWAYS? 4. THOU SHALT NOT BUNGLE DATAS 5. JEWS ARE NOT TOYS 6. THOU SHALT REMEMBER WHAT THE DORMOUSE SAID 7. THOU SHALT CRAM MEMORIAL PLAQUES, JANITORS HATE POLISHING THAT SHIT 8. THOU SHALT USE ALFREDO SAUCE ON SALAD 9. THOU SHALT LOVE RECURSION, FOR MORE DETAIL, SEE AMENDATION 9 10. THOU SHALT ADMIT THEE BE AN ASSHOLE IF THOU DRIVETH A LEXUS 11. THOU SHALT EAT AT DENNY'S, AND THOU SHALT LIKE IT 12. THOU SHALT ORDER ME A GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST, TOO, SHOULD I DECIDE TO DROP BY 13. THOU SHALT DROP THAT FUCKING, "WHENEVER YOU ____ GOD _____" SHIT, I REALLY DON'T GIVE A CRAP IF YOU MASTURBATE OR KILL KITTENS OR MASTURBATE TO KILLING KITTENS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ASSHATS DO 14. THOU SHALT NOT STUFF KITTENS INTO ACCORDIANS. I TRIED IT ONCE, AND IT SHOULD NOT BE REPEATED 15. THOU SHALT PLAY "INNAGODDA DA VIDA" ON BAGPIPES IT'S A REAL HIT AT PARTIES 16. THOU SHALT RESPECT THE MARGRET THATCHER KREW 17. THOU SHALT SET FIRE TO FOX NEWS 18. THOU SHALT GO TO HELL IF THEE BE CATHOLIC, SINCE YOU TARDS SEEM TO BE EXPECTING IT AND HEAVEN'S GETTING KIND OF FULL 19. THOU SHALT NOT PLAY THE UKALAIE UNDER A STREAM OF WATER GREATHER THAN 300 DEGREES KELVIN 20. THOU SHALT LOVE RICED OUT YUGO 21. THOU SHALT GET PLENT OF FIBER 22. THOU SHALT GIGGLE AT RICE PADDIES 23. THOU SHALT COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MANDARIN. NO ONE. 24. ALSO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HUNGRARIAN SOUNDS LIKE 25. THOU SHALT FREE ALL ALLOCATED MEMORY 26. THOUGH SHALT RAVE WITH INSULATION FOAM ONCE IN THINE LIFE. NO MORE, NO LESS. 27. THOUGH SHALT KEEP MICHAEL JACKSON ALIVE FOREVER, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CHAOS HIS DEATH WILL CAUSE UP HERE. PETER'S THREATENED TO TURN TO EVIL IF I DON'T LET HIM IN, YET I HATE THE TALENTLESS HACK. IT COULD GET MESSY 28. THOU SHALT SHKRHDKHNMh43nnmh 29. sfkldhkdfh (TAKE THIS LITERALLY) 30. THOU SHALT FUNT OBEY |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-13 03:40:05 | |
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studio audience says
"RICED OUT YUGO IS TEH SHIZNIT" 87% "RICED OUT YUGO SUX D00D" 13% "RICED OUT YUGO HAS A MARGIN OF ERROR" 14% will richard nixon emerge from the packing crate full of peaches? find out next week Sponsored by Happyhack Chainsaws chainsaws: solving toilet clogs and other plumbing problems since 1923 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-13 02:58:48 | |
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VELCOME TO ICQ PLZ ENJOY UR STAY VEE HAF MANY JAKUZZIS VEE ARE... ZE FINEST IN ZE LAND! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-11 22:10:45 | |
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| Song of merriment | |
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HO, HO THE HAXORS KNOW WHERE TO GO HO, HO THE HAXORS KNOW WHERE TO GO WHEN IT SNOWS |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-11 16:28:42 | |
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| snub square antiprism | |
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snub square antiprism SNUB SQUARE ANTIPRISM (snub square antiprism) snub square antiprism SNUB SQUARE ANTIPRISM SNUB SQUARE ANTIPRISM Snub square antiprism |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-10 17:33:20 | |
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MY WEBSITE IS LIKE A FLEA MARKET and pencil shavings are in style
more at three |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-10 12:59:08 | |
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Tinfoil+Titmouse&btnG=Google+Search
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22Tinfoil+Titmouse%22&btnG=Google+Search |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-09 15:21:39 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-09 14:48:20 | |
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| Tee Hee II | |
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fapsack: panteine vikings careening through your eyebrow stpdlsr: WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP fapsack: martha stewart signature line stewing in your thermal underwar stpdlsr: Yeah, basically. fapsack: Disney magic in your pasta stpdlsr: Heh heh. fapsack: folfs and woxes squeezing up your pores stpdlsr: Hmm. fapsack: puffs deluxe in your magazine rack fapsack: big man with a wombat plucking your ear hairs you cannot compete *** stpdlsr signed off at Tue Jan 06 13:50:10 2004. pwnt. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 16:21:19 | |
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[13:47] <Chetter> so whats new [13:48] <RTQP> pants are in [13:48] <Sam_Acorn> pants? [13:48] <starfoxmaC> pants! [13:49] <RTQP> pants [13:49] <RTQP> yeah, you thought they died in the 70's [13:49] <RTQP> but they're back |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 16:10:10 | |
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[13:42] <RTQP> i got this cat from erwin schrodinger [13:42] <RTQP> but i can't find it [13:42] <RTQP> has anyone seen my kitty? [13:42] <RTQP> his name is waveform |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 16:08:35 | |
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[13:17] <RTQP> what do sine waves eat? [13:19] <bramble> i don't know. [13:19] <RTQP> find me an answer, dammit! This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY! [13:20] <bramble> .. oh [13:20] <bramble> .. they eat cosine waves [13:21] <bramble> but lets not get on a tangent [13:21] <bramble> ... [13:22] <RTQP> yes, sine, cosine, and fuscia noise [13:22] <bramble> purple noise ? [13:23] <RTQP> kind of related to red noise [13:23] <bramble> ... green noise ? [13:23] <RTQP> a fantasy [13:23] <bramble> i dunno what red noise is [13:24] <RTQP> "noise color People working in pro audio know the terms white noise and pink noise, but few recognize the terms "azure noise" or "red noise," but they are real terms. Noise that is not white is called colored noise and will have more energy at some frequencies than others, analogous to colored light. " [13:24] <RTQP> http://www.rane.com/par-n.html [13:25] <RTQP> see, green noise is a fantasy [13:25] <RTQP> because green is a platonic ideal [13:25] <RTQP> which you cannot acheive |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 15:43:22 | |
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there's three settings: high, really high, and split your own atoms
guess which one i picked? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 15:23:39 | |
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| Hacked | |
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hacked by fabreeze krew hacked by margret thatcher of fabreeze krew |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 15:06:58 | |
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| Tee hee | |
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[12:06] <rubberraverpup> i need a firewall i believe i was hacked yesterday <windows xp> [12:07] <RTQP> hacked by bruce jobse [12:07] <rubberraverpup> what? [12:07] <RTQP> uh [12:07] <RTQP> hacked by chinese? [12:09] <rubberraverpup> be serious damnit! [12:12] <RTQP> hacked by bavaria |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 14:31:37 | |
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| Quandry | |
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Say, as a thought excercise, that you, on a cool, crisp morning, wish to make a telephone call to someone on the other side of the globe. Checking the time, you notice it's 7 pm, there.
This begs the question: Do you say, "Good morning" or "Good evening"? While one could, theoretically just say "hello," that is in bad form. While the above seems a rather stupid question to most, it is actually of psychological interest. It could, perhaps be reduced to a facet of politeness: do you think of yourself, and say good morning? Or do you think of them, and say good evening? It could be a telling sign of whether someone focuses on themselves much, hinting to more deeply-seated problems. Or, it could be entirely determined by culture: some cultures might imagine themselves seated in the home of the target culture, while others might imagine the opposite: the target caller mystically transported to them. Bzzrt. Wrong. Since you're wishing them something, you may as well wish them something they could use: what use have they for a good morning in the evening? Score one for RTQP! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 14:19:59 | |
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(to the tune of "I'm a little Teapot")
GLOBAL TRAVELLING SALESMEN IN YOUR SNOUT! Here's what they selling, here's what they're about! When they get all mexican Hear the union shout: "Tip... their cars and deport them out. Notice the subtle social commentary regarding US opinion of Mexicans. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 14:07:58 | |
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i am ready for the gulag archipelago early! how unusual!
and remember, kids: when you eat Frosties, you are eating COMMUNISM! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 05:46:23 | |
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The pine is in the shell. THE PINE IS IN THE SHELL! Hi-ho, a dairy-o, The pine is in the shell. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 05:31:20 | |
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| OH, SHIT! AUNTIE ATE THE SOFA! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 03:11:11 | |
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