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i am ready for the gulag archipelago early! how unusual!
and remember, kids: when you eat Frosties, you are eating COMMUNISM! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 05:46:23 | |
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| Nursery Rhyme | |
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The pine is in the shell. THE PINE IS IN THE SHELL! Hi-ho, a dairy-o, The pine is in the shell. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 05:31:20 | |
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| Bad news! | |
| OH, SHIT! AUNTIE ATE THE SOFA! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 03:11:11 | |
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| omg plax | |
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tonight on FOX WHEN CANDY RAVER SHEEP ATTACK!
YOU COULD BE NEXT!!!!!!~!!~!~!~!`l1~Lm@O#OEIW |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-01-03 03:34:19 | |
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| offering of peace | |
| we bring you lattes from planet fabbfub | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-02 05:41:45 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-02 05:41:06 | |
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| A1 | |
| steak sauce from whence does it flow? this mystery will be solved tonight at 11 on the funt network | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2004-01-02 05:32:12 | |
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| cheapo gear | |
36 gigs of pakistan
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-02 04:59:49 | |
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Grandma was a piano playa hata.
clean and fresh apologies if the obnoxious colors made you soil your undies word to clint mansell, to whom i owe a debt of platitudes |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-01 05:40:13 | |
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| An experiment | |
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I shall now post things, as I come up with them.
General all-purpose threat #1: "belt sander in your eyelid, knave" Crisis #1: I am hungry! We have a NATIONAL EMERGENCY on our hands! Warning #1: Nasal decongestant will prevent you from seeing the fnords. General all-purpose threat #2: NASDAQ IN YOUR URETHRA Warning #2: Snare drums are sneaky. Observation #1: There are suspended bananas on TV. Appearntly they suspend bananas in foreign countries. This may or may not be related to the concept of jihad Omlette recommendation #1: Honeybaked ham and Kraft singles. Observation #2: KMFDM's new album rocks. It is simultaneously whimsical and wonderfully hard. Crisis #2: My water glass is empty, but I'm comfortable and don't want to get up to refill it. Somehow, some way, I will find a way to blame the religious right for this. Give me a few. Venture start-up idea #1: A record label called Communist Trax. The logo can be a mini hammer and sickle, dripping with the blood of the proletariat. General all-purpose threat #3: I'll ensure reverse suction causes trouble between your esophagus and Trent Reznor whenever you consume apple-based products! Observation #3: If your head is buzzing, you need porn. Lots of porn. Porn involving pumpernickel pivots. Trend #1: Feeding snakes porn is the craze that is sweeping the nation! Non-sensical, whimsical statement #1: pop goes the petrol station ... Well, this window has been open for 45 minutes, or so. That should be enough. Is the experiment a success? You decide. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 07:19:29 | |
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| Laboratory log | |
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Tuesday, December 30th, 1:30 AM:
Sandwiches made using A1 Steak Sauce are now more than a theoretical possibility. Tuesday, December 30th, 2:36 AM: The dog made an excellent table, until she realized that there was a plate of food sitting on top of her. Then the relative stability of the situation degenerated. Tuesday, December 30th, 4:22 AM: The public knowledge of the WAVETABLE FOX (tm) is quite poor. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 06:36:59 | |
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| New products | |
There is a hot new synthesizer, now with WAVETABLE FOX (tm) technology!
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 06:02:34 | |
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| More Ads | |
Some ads for the WAVETABLE FOX (tm):
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 05:43:33 | |
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I have a photo of a WAVETABLE FOX (tm) for you!
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 05:31:20 | |
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I forgot:
The WAVETABLE FOX (tm) also comes with balanced RCA stereo in/out, MIDI, clock, S/PDIF, and YiffPort. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 05:24:54 | |
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| Hardware review | |
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I was sent a WAVETABLE FOX (tm) in the mail to review. When you load one up with soundfonts, a WAVETABLE FOX (tm) is an excellent, cheap solution for sampling. Sampling tasty forest treats!
The WAVETABLE FOX (tm) has ample drivers and manuals, capable tech support, and comes with a kickass belt-on tail. The WAVETABLE FOX (tm) is recommended for everyone who enjoys music or a good time! 9.5 out of 10 RTQP wild gestures |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 05:20:57 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-12-30 05:02:36 | |
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| Attention | |
| MY EYEBALLS ARE SELF-HEATING!!!` | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-28 03:53:55 | |
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Don't you Pie, unjustified!
*wah-wah guitar solo* FAK U I WON DO WAT U TELL MEEElollol!!~~!11 FAK U I WON DO WAT U TELL MEEElollol!!~~!11 FAK U I WON DO WAT U TELL MEEElollol!!~~!11 FAK U I WON DO WAT U TELL MEEElollol!!~~!11 WARNING: I HAVE JUST HAXED RATM |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-28 03:51:38 | |
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| Donno body | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-28 03:48:14 | |
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