Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
Rotational Irony
Let me lay it all down for you:

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-25 18:59:57
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Decree
The time has come to pluck the Industrial Michael Jackson from the fields!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 07:05:23
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play act II
plz sri, i want som hax!

WAT!!?!??! U WNAT SOM HAX?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:36:58
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System console alert
ur maxtor been h4x0r3d lollol111~~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:30:39
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Truly
HERE'S YOUR WOMBAT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

NOTHING NEW, IT'S THE SAME OLD SHIT
IF IT WORKS THIS GOOD, WHY FUCK WITH IT?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:27:48
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Bah.
I once again question the ethics of Randall Banister. >:(
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:25:02
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Notification
Okidata makes tanukis!

And Kevin Mitnick hacked them!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:24:15
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Fuckle & RTQP's Poetry Corner
fuckle: squirming ramen chipmunk caught in the pornofized snare of mechanical anti-semitism
RTQP: twisting, turning, chipmunk churning. break the screen, push the sky.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-19 05:05:51
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Famble
[RTQP] she fears your catapult
[[FC3]Droogie] well it's a catapult
[[FC3]Droogie] it's supposed to be scary
[RTQP] tie a ribbon on it
[RTQP] and give it a fancy hat
[[FC3]Droogie] but they don't have heads!
[[FC3]Droogie] where do i put the hat?
[RTQP] on the payload
[[FC3]Droogie] ooh, good idea

MERRY CHRISTMUKKAH TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 06:57:20
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hi
<[UR]Einherja> I cannot believe I'm up at 4AM listening to fucking Scorpions and writing a damn paper on Richard fucking Stallman
<[UR]Einherja> I want to sleep
back
2
null, i have to be in class at 8 tomorrow
<[RIT]_OS43_> not really worth sleeping at this point
i know
especially since i haven't written my lab yet
who's richard stallman?
hm
im so pissed
that boy came in, drunk
<[RIT-Perkins]Qbert> I've never heard of Richard Stallman
and he smelled
and he sat down, took over my fucking tv, and ate a lot of my food
he ate what i was gonna eat for lunch tomorrow :(
call campus safety
he left :/
he's just obnoxious
do you have his name?
well it sucks cuz he's "friends" with a girl in ym hall
and she was the one in here
SHE shoulda got him to leave
it just sucks
so irresponsible n lame
u can still complain

BE GOOD, KIDS, LEST RICHARD STALLMAN COME AND EAT YOUR FOOD WHILST INTOXICATED!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 06:39:31
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Hi
Have you seen randal banister?

that farfernutter has my best linens!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:59:20
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Advertisement for dollars
Hello, fine folk!

I have written a touching song entitled, "Push Grandma Down the Stairs," in the previous post. Please give it a try.

If you like it, buy the CD to support the artist!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:15:17
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DANCE
DANCE, EVERYONE!

PUSH THE GRANDMA
PUSH THE GRANDMA
PUSH THE GRANDMA
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PUSH THE GRANDMA
PUSH THE GRANDMA
PUSH THE GRANDMA-A-A-A, PUSH THE GRANDMA
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PUSH THE GRANDMA-A-A-A, PUSH THE GRANDMA
DOWN THE STAAAAAIRS!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:04:18
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Hail
Lucien Tacoweaver!

Hail and well met, sir! You must come quickly!

There is something wrong at the castle!

AND YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR BASTARD SWORD AND TRANSYLVANIAN DISCO SUIT!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:01:12
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NEWS!
THE POLL RESULTS ARE IN!

The new yogurt flavor is...

KIWI HERMAN BOMB
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 06:39:32
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Help
Who has the picture?!

...the one of the dreaded parcheesi match!

What did it consist of?

The answer:

PARCHEESI
DREAD
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 06:08:45
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AAAH
HOLY CRAP, THAT SOUND WAVE CREPT UP ON ME!

and _scared_ me!

Right up my parietal lobe it went!

honestly, the deviant treachery...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:55:05
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honest.
i am most definitely _not stoned._

i just have a few wild pointers in my code.



c makes the best analogies for the rhythems of life
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:47:09
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burn
buurrrrn, pasta burn!

bistro inferno!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:43:24
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new sport
QUANTUM DRAG RACING: MY QUARK IS FASTER THAN YOUR QUARK

sponsored by miller lite
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:32:41
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