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hi sir and/or madam
SENT FROM MY DESKTOP TO FUCKLE'S: hi fuckle i am writing this because i care about you, and your potential for ocelot salary collection. you see, the consumption of chestnut grobblers of substandard quality has been rapidly increasing in the vicinity of your domicile, and we here and OMGWTFhugeMegaCo Insurance co. care about the well being of you and your loved ones. buy now -- lord edwibble frabblert qwimble bop XIX I AM AN ANGEL OF HEAVEN IN DISGUISE (not richard simmons)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:22:24
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Public service announcement
HELLO, CHILDREN. I AM HERE WITH A SIMPLE, BUT IMPORTANT MESSAGE: RHYME DOESN'T PAY. scenes of scruffy, decrepit black men PAID FOR BY THE AMERICAN COUNCIL FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF RAP
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:18:14
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Request
hi Everyone please read my shakespearian tragedy, craftily placed in my previous post years later I shall be known as quakesphere, rocket whore/shotgun bitch of the new millenium! and DO LAY OFF THE THE CHESTNUT GROBBLERS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:16:45
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welcome to r0y
I am here to expell a tale centering around the fine city of Barcelona, Spain. The Pope often vacationed there, you see, as the air conditioning in vatican city often belched freon into the atmosphere like a serious villian. Not that there's anything intrinsically wrong with that in and of itself... but those religious types are cautious. ACT I SCENE I: As the Pope's rocket sled cooled, Popey slid to the ground, surveying the prediciment. Sliding the lighter to his cigarrette in a practiced motion, the Pope came to a conclusion: BARCELONA MUST PAY INCREASED PROPERTY TAXES A holy decree! ACT I SCENE II: scene of the pope conquering Barcelona with his 90 foot height and laser vision Pope: HAHAHA Act II Scene II@I%: Pope: Now I rule! Hahaha Pope servant: ...but do you not remember love? Juicy, squishy, thermodynamically enhanced love? Fear? Badger? Pope: tear* Act III Scene I: Pope: HMM, SONNY, I SHALL VISIT THE REFRIDGERATOR AND PARTAKE IN THE MEAL BETWEEN BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH <-- TRAGIC FLAW, CRITIQUERS 3 CENTURIES LATER PLZ LATE KTHX Act III Scene II: refridgerator starts rumbing Pope: OH NO DON HO Act IV Scene I: epic scene where pope does battle with a cybernetically enhanced Richard Simmons IIINNNN SPAAAAAACCCEEE.... Act V Scene I: Pope: WOE, ALAS, MISUSING MY HOLY LASER VISION DOES NOT PAY!!!11oneonepopeleettwoone curtains close* standing ovation ... NOMINATED FOR 5 NATIONAL ASSHAT AWARDS!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:14:22
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A PUBLIC-SERVICE HAM-NOUNCEMENT
BINK! BINK! BINK! BINK! BINK! BINK! BINK!
Posted by fuckle @ 2003-12-06 04:21:34
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Hip hip, hooray!
THE MARGRET THATCHER KREW IS BACK! AND WITH PANTS TO MATCH! RESPECT, YO! RESPECT! A triad is: - A root - A third - and a filth. How do you eat a Reece's Triad? Or a Hershey's Dominant Seventh?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-30 03:48:32
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RPG II
DM: The Celestial Taco hits you with his sauce. You take three points damage. Player: I decalre dodge against the Taco, and attack it with my scimitar. DM: The taco dodges, and cries, "EAT MY TACO VENGANCE! Do something! Player: I summon a dire gnat! DM: It seems to be working! The taco is becoming infurated by the infernal buzzing. Player: Oppertunity! Run away, run away! DM: The taco explodes. You get 215321 XP and the Enflamed Spaniard! Congratuations! Player: wewt!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:42:44
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RPG
My name is quthbert milton. I am a purveyor of subquality fanfiction. Would you like to purchase some? Aw crap, the square waves are back! I'm out of like like a radar detector in an Amish carriage!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:37:34
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Apocalypse resolution
Badger of Darkness BADGER OF DARKNESS BADGER OF DARKNESS We're saved! You get 12000 XP points and the Oblong Sandwich of Porn
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:33:41
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Wisdom
Beware the ides of Syracuse For a good time call Brutus
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:24:45
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hi
pop goes the elderly mountain dew causes ethnic electrical implosion. six pence please
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:22:19
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WARNING!!
Caution, the SQUARE WAVES HAVE TURNED ON ME! They are actually full of FREQUENCY COMMIES
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:16:28
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WOW
THIS SQUARE WAVE LINE ROCKS! SOMEONE BRING ME MORE SQUAREWAVES!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:15:23
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Financial stuff
I have it! The cost to view Jesus shall be 30 foreskins. Yes, I can see it now... I shall dominate financially, like mother teresa dominates poverty. Ah, the thought of it! My undergarments boogie fancy-free! COME JOIN ME AND MY MULTITUDE OF TACOS IN THE GOLDEN AGE!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:13:32
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polyurethane
pretzels copulating on the beach chocolate skies sear the majestic cables
Posted by fuckle @ 2003-11-29 05:12:39
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alfred hitchcock dispenses tacos, stooges threaten implosion! more at ten!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 04:53:11
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Consumer alert
COSUMERS! BEWARE! Memory foam is expensive. You should wait until the price per meg goes down. Other consumer alerts: If margret thatcher attacks, it is time to sell your stock in medicinal corn products. Beware a grue in the cell phone area of Best Buy. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program of "My Favorite Taco Decoration." ONLY ON THE EXTREEEEEME TACO NETWORK!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 04:47:42
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Bah.
fuckle has informed me that grandma is goimg to storm the beaches of Normandy! hours pass Damn. Well, I'm WAITING for my damn Normandic beaches to the stormed, but grandma is a slow old tart and is taking her damn time! p.s. germans swarm my pants
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 04:39:16
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It is time.
DANCE DANCE PUNCTUATION !$&%#^&#%^&#&%&()#)()(@#&^&@#^&43,...,.,/./// OMG MAN, Stop that! You'll make Richard Nixon urinate on my carpet! MESSAGES FROM FUCKLE: fuckle: oh fuck fuckle: i want burritos fuckle: you bastard!!!!!!!!1 fuckle: welcome to icq DRAT! He is offering competion! Well... he shall not outlast the mystic powers of hamble that I handily happen to possess... Yes... one might say he will be... HAMBOBLIFICATED. Oh dear... I seem to have the twitters! And now, MUSIC! Across the world... the message flies... Information comes in pies! It's not all yours, it is all mine! I won't share the pies at any time! We're all the all the alike, We share a motorboke, we play If it's yes or no, the decision is easy, it's easy. Zeroes and pies will take us there! The time the revolution, will be super-pied You'll know it as you bake it, In real time, before you provide! Slip between fruit pies There's more pie to this than anywhere that you or I can see The world is mine, the world is yours, and here's the cause Zeroes and pies will take us there! I've stared into the crust of it all Seen the pies in the hall The beat of a heart The oceans part... and the pies in my mind... This time, we've split pie once pie once more There's those that have and that don't in pie recepe wars We're not alone 'cos pies are growin, and they're everywhere, everywhere... Zeroes and pies will take us there. applause
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 04:29:29
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THE UNBELIEVABLY NEW TESTAMENT
CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:45:45 AM): !!..!.1.1!!.!>1.1!>!>!!!>!!!>!>!>>!>!!>!!!!>!!>!!!>!!!>!!>!>!>!>! CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:45:51 AM): h00h0h0h0h0h000h0h0h0h0h0h0h00 CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:46:03 AM): /[01:48] * Geoffd1 throws an MFM drive at Kazin [01:48] * Kazin deflects with a spare ESDI drive [01:48] Granted, they were vector graphics, but still 3D [01:48] my first pc was a 486... or was it a 386 [01:48] my first pc was a 486dx33 [01:48] * Geoffd1 twirls a series of CGA cards at Kazin [01:49] * Tresch (~tresch@12-216-51-34.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Quit: ) [01:49] i had a amiga 500 at the time i believe [01:49] * Kazin tosses back his stack of 5.25" floppy drives [01:49] * Geoffd1 catches the drives in his gaping maw. [01:49] mmm crunchy CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:46:10 AM): i think the Crystal Method has seized control of my muscles CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:46:35 AM): tell them that they should compute with PORK PRODUCTS CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:46:39 AM): I think Crystal Method has siezed control of your FACE CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:46:46 AM): THAT TOOOOOOOOOOOO CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:46:47 AM): I'll CRYSTAL METHOD YOU IN THE FACE CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:46:50 AM): homby wankit CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:47:22 AM): stop it CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:47:29 AM): you'll make nixon urinate on my carpet CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:50:22 AM): AAH CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:50:32 AM): THE EVIL SINUSOIDAL PATTERN STOLE IAN CURTIS CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:50:54 AM): "Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a great song CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:50:58 AM): [01:54] * Geoffd1 changes topic to 'Are you subscribed to the mailing list? If not your channel may be in danger of being taken over by the channel services. \| BURRITO CONSUMPTION HOUR' CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:50:59 AM): heheheh CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:51:01 AM): if i died listening to it, i'd die happy CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:51:08 AM): oh fuck CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:51:11 AM): i want burritos CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:51:13 AM): you bastard!!!!!!!!1 CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:51:16 AM): welcome to icq CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:51:32 AM): fuck CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:51:41 AM): you just made me laugh so hard I inhaled my mint CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:51:55 AM): PRISM MINT CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:52:01 AM): IM PRISM MINT CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:52:09 AM): OMG ? MEANING OF LIFE CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:52:10 AM): ; CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:52:25 AM): hmam CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:52:33 AM): i think the sun is exploding in my chest CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:52:45 AM): are you SNORTING MINTS???? CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:53:19 AM): no CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:53:21 AM): inhaling CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:53:24 AM): via TRACHEA CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:53:27 AM): ohhhhhhh CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:55:34 AM): I CAN'T FEEL, I CAN'T SPEAK, I CAN'T THINK CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:55:38 AM): CAUGHT IN AN IDIOT PEARRRRRRRRRRRRr CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:02 AM): AHDSFLkj CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:08 AM): WHERE DO YOU GET THIS WISDOM CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:10 AM): THAT ROCKS CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:56:20 AM): what do you MEAN? CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:26 AM): it's so funny CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:56:30 AM): really? CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:37 AM): I am laughing harder than margret thatcher in heats CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:39 AM): hwat CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:40 AM): heat CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:56:41 AM): it's me mangling Jesus Jones lyrics CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:48 AM): I know CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:52 AM): that's why I find itr ufnny CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:53 AM): fun CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:56:55 AM): nny CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:57:16 AM): wat CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:57:24 AM): WELCOME TO THE DESERT OF THE SUNDAE CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:57:54 AM): I must rewrite a JJ song CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:59:28 AM): 5: nny CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF: CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL: I know CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL: that's why I find itr ufnny CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL: fu WELCOME TO THE DESERT OF THE SUNDAE CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL: I must rewrite a JJ songguin: wat CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF:guin: wat CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF: CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:59:33 AM): i am going to write the Unbelievably New Testament CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (1:59:37 AM): ehehehheh CORRESPONDENT BUTTERLOAF (1:59:51 AM): it will contain random AIM logs and a smashing recipe for cream of tomato soup CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (2:00:13 AM): haha CORRESPONDENT SORBITOL (2:00:23 AM): stop making me laugh that hard SMASHING RECIPE FOR CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP: Ingredients: -cream -tomatoes -1 salmon Squish the tomatoes with the salmon. Mix the cream with the tomatoes in a large bowl using the salmon as a stirring implement. Heat by creating lots of kinetic friction between the salmon and the soup. Serves anybody drunk enough to mistake it for edible food. Appendix A: Don't let grandma get near France in 1944.
Posted by fuckle @ 2003-11-29 04:25:15
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