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i am most definitely _not stoned._
i just have a few wild pointers in my code. c makes the best analogies for the rhythems of life |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:47:09 | |
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buurrrrn, pasta burn!
bistro inferno! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:43:24 | |
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QUANTUM DRAG RACING: MY QUARK IS FASTER THAN YOUR QUARK
sponsored by miller lite |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:32:41 | |
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SENT FROM MY DESKTOP TO FUCKLE'S:
hi fuckle i am writing this because i care about you, and your potential for ocelot salary collection. you see, the consumption of chestnut grobblers of substandard quality has been rapidly increasing in the vicinity of your domicile, and we here and OMGWTFhugeMegaCo Insurance co. care about the well being of you and your loved ones. buy now -- lord edwibble frabblert qwimble bop XIX I AM AN ANGEL OF HEAVEN IN DISGUISE (not richard simmons) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:22:24 | |
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| Public service announcement | |
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HELLO, CHILDREN.
I AM HERE WITH A SIMPLE, BUT IMPORTANT MESSAGE: RHYME DOESN'T PAY. *scenes of scruffy, decrepit black men* PAID FOR BY THE AMERICAN COUNCIL FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF RAP |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:18:14 | |
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hi
Everyone please read my shakespearian tragedy, craftily placed in my previous post years later I shall be known as quakesphere, rocket whore/shotgun bitch of the new millenium! and DO LAY OFF THE THE CHESTNUT GROBBLERS |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:16:45 | |
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I am here to expell a tale centering around the fine city of Barcelona, Spain.
The Pope often vacationed there, you see, as the air conditioning in vatican city often belched freon into the atmosphere like a serious villian. Not that there's anything intrinsically wrong with that in and of itself... but those religious types are cautious. ACT I SCENE I: As the Pope's rocket sled cooled, Popey slid to the ground, surveying the prediciment. Sliding the lighter to his cigarrette in a practiced motion, the Pope came to a conclusion: BARCELONA MUST PAY INCREASED PROPERTY TAXES A holy decree! ACT I SCENE II: *scene of the pope conquering Barcelona with his 90 foot height and laser vision Pope: HAHAHA Act II Scene II@I%: Pope: Now I rule! Hahaha Pope servant: ...but do you not remember love? Juicy, squishy, thermodynamically enhanced love? Fear? Badger? Pope: *tear* Act III Scene I: Pope: HMM, SONNY, I SHALL VISIT THE REFRIDGERATOR AND PARTAKE IN THE MEAL BETWEEN BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH <-- TRAGIC FLAW, CRITIQUERS 3 CENTURIES LATER PLZ LATE KTHX Act III Scene II: *refridgerator starts rumbing* Pope: OH NO DON HO Act IV Scene I: *epic scene where pope does battle with a cybernetically enhanced Richard Simmons IIINNNN SPAAAAAACCCEEE.... Act V Scene I: Pope: WOE, ALAS, MISUSING MY HOLY LASER VISION DOES NOT PAY!!!11oneonepopeleettwoone *curtains close* *standing ovation* ... NOMINATED FOR 5 NATIONAL ASSHAT AWARDS! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:14:22 | |
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| A PUBLIC-SERVICE HAM-NOUNCEMENT | |
BINK!
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-12-06 04:21:34 | |
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| Hip hip, hooray! | |
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THE MARGRET THATCHER KREW IS BACK! AND WITH PANTS TO MATCH! RESPECT, YO! RESPECT! A triad is: - A root - A third - and a filth. How do you eat a Reece's Triad? Or a Hershey's Dominant Seventh? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-30 03:48:32 | |
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| RPG II | |
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DM: The Celestial Taco hits you with his sauce. You take three points damage.
Player: I decalre dodge against the Taco, and attack it with my scimitar. DM: The taco dodges, and cries, "EAT MY TACO VENGANCE! Do something! Player: I summon a dire gnat! DM: It seems to be working! The taco is becoming infurated by the infernal buzzing. Player: Oppertunity! Run away, run away! DM: The taco explodes. You get 215321 XP and the Enflamed Spaniard! Congratuations! Player: wewt! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:42:44 | |
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My name is quthbert milton.
I am a purveyor of subquality fanfiction. Would you like to purchase some? Aw crap, the square waves are back! I'm out of like like a radar detector in an Amish carriage! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:37:34 | |
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| Apocalypse resolution | |
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Badger of Darkness
BADGER OF DARKNESS BADGER OF DARKNESSWe're saved! You get 12000 XP points and the Oblong Sandwich of Porn |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:33:41 | |
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| Wisdom | |
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Beware the ides of Syracuse
For a good time call Brutus |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:24:45 | |
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pop goes the elderly
mountain dew causes ethnic electrical implosion. six pence please |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:22:19 | |
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| WARNING!! | |
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Caution, the SQUARE WAVES HAVE TURNED ON ME!
They are actually full of FREQUENCY COMMIES |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:16:28 | |
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THIS SQUARE WAVE LINE ROCKS!
SOMEONE BRING ME MORE SQUAREWAVES! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:15:23 | |
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| Financial stuff | |
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I have it!
The cost to view Jesus shall be 30 foreskins. Yes, I can see it now... I shall dominate financially, like mother teresa dominates poverty. Ah, the thought of it! My undergarments boogie fancy-free! COME JOIN ME AND MY MULTITUDE OF TACOS IN THE GOLDEN AGE! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:13:32 | |
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| polyurethane | |
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pretzels copulating on the beach chocolate skies sear the majestic cables |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-11-29 05:12:39 | |
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| alfred hitchcock dispenses tacos, stooges threaten implosion! more at ten! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 04:53:11 | |
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| Consumer alert | |
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COSUMERS! BEWARE!
Memory foam is expensive. You should wait until the price per meg goes down. Other consumer alerts: If margret thatcher attacks, it is time to sell your stock in medicinal corn products. Beware a grue in the cell phone area of Best Buy. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program of "My Favorite Taco Decoration." ONLY ON THE EXTREEEEEME TACO NETWORK! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 04:47:42 | |
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