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ATTENTION VICTORY CUSTOMERS!! we have a NEW PRODUCT for your CONSUMING PLEASURE!! you'll be the HIT OF THE PARTY with our brand-new COTANGENT JUICE!! satisfaction 100%* guaranteed!!~`1!!~1~!~two
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-19 23:28:30 | |
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| gerBILS | |
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gerbils are teh SATAN
omg I can manage html tags gerbils aRE NAMED ROY AND oh fuck caps lock I just spilled my malt beverage It is a sign that I should not be posting oh fabbrel |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-18 23:45:20 | |
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| pibbert fibble | |
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The lights... they lead through the ups and downs of the day.
Like the twirling quasitransitive time-warp, the lights bounce, mimicing the dynamics of neurotransmitters. However, in the end, they lead to the same end - Smirnoff. We all reach that end at some point. When we do, we must ask: Salty or sweet? Which is better to eat? For salty is neat While sweet is sweet. Salty is fine in a pinch; Sweet saves me from being a grinch. Salty is no paltry acheivement, But without sweet there would be much bereivement. In truth, I need both In truth, they both rock In truth, white is my left sock. A M E N |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-17 00:58:13 | |
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| buy it NOW! | |
maple-flavories reduced-calorie SYUPID!!WHIEL SUPPLIES LASTE |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-14 01:57:34 | |
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| How is it possible? | |
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How can diet pepsi have no calories... and still have stuff in it?
Someone tell me. PLEASE!! I NEED TO KNOW IF I AM DRINKING SATAN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-13 22:45:47 | |
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| ATTN STUPORMARKET | |
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VICTORY CUSTOMERS: this could be YOUR lucky day! don't forget to pick up your lottery ticket! you could be the next $1,000,000* winner! after all, somebody's going to win! just another way Victory Supermarkets makes FOOD SHOPPING (and LOTTERY TICKET SHOPPING) FUN!! *money is measured in millicents. you're such a 4011-brain. |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-12 02:54:56 | |
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| sebaceous greasemonkey | |
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the lipids are coming! THE LIPIDS ARE COMING! HOW CHEESY IS IT?? dangerously cheesy |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-10 06:13:34 | |
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this get $5 off the hot new computer game card
It was like, burned and indoors! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!111one the breaks in propositional logic warp the very fabric of newtonian existance operating on the perception of reality? too much taco for fbbrt my teeth feel scummy I shall apply toothpaste to them in a bristly brushing manner but it will not explain the $5 burned thing that was INDOORS fuck, my ability to use HTML is disappearing like the the government's credibility in taco distribution
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-10 02:33:54 | |
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the gremlins' names are horton and melville
they make tacos explode in a tax-deductable manner for this reason the fiduciary prospects of 2004 can be likened to a pourpose on acid my brain's name is herman he's a 68 chevy a veritable bevy of chevies chevy chase wears a toupee named grahmn illuvinary wimbleton III for this reason twibbler ISa wage monkey based on fermat's last theorempraise euler |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-10 02:27:25 | |
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omg punctuation. *inserts a comma or semicolon before "feel the love"* |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-09 22:29:56 | |
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| FNUFFLEUPAGUS AND BIG BIRD TOGETHER AT LAST feel the love. | |
| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-09 22:28:16 | |
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WE FROM THE SCHULE SCHULE OF HARD KNOCKS ARE JEW READY TO ROCK? THEY JUST KEEP COMIN', FOLKS. SOMEONE DELETE THIS SONG FROM MY HARD DRIVE BEFORE I UNHINGE SOMEONE'S SANITY. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-09 22:28:10 | |
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| INFOMERCIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLoomba | |
| ELIMINATES THE ODORS OF SMOKE AND MARITAL INFIDELITY! CALL 1-800-DIDDLYS TO ORDER "SWIRLING VAGINA" NOW!!! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-10-05 02:46:15 | |
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| the worrrrrrrrrrrms | |
| the wormms are whirtling towards a wormhole of HARM!!! i can't remember pi anymore fuckkkkkkkk now i am left without circumferences!!! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-10-04 01:14:16 | |
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| HAX | |
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WE FROM THE SCHOOL THE SCHOOL OF HARD HAX WHO'S READY TO HAX READY TO HAX |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-01 01:20:21 | |
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| BIG NEWS | |
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BIG NEWS!!!
cthulhu is punk as fuck Rock on, tangerine fennecs! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-09-30 00:23:43 | |
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| REBUTTAL SALT | |
| true story, direct form teh ghtetto: phospholipids let marxist guerrillas (and murdermartin) through the southern border through the awesome power of APPLES! over the years, the hands turned into trees. we gave a man with no hands some money last night, and then fucshman wanted to buy weeds. the man was like NO!!! you only gave me 20 cents SUCKABELL!! dolt45, you don't do your rowing. stop this elitist dirty sanchez IMMEDIATELY! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-09-25 19:55:59 | |
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Your diatribe has long infuriated me and I will be striking you down like a microwave in an Amish household. Meet me at the liquor store at 8, flatulent one. |
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-09-25 19:50:03 | |
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| OMG FUX | |
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Where has all the marijuana gone? Damned if I know, but it ain't here. I blame the fucking Trix rabbit...that bastard is always up to no good. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-09-24 23:45:22 | |
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| MOVIE IDEA | |
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I have a wonderful idea for a movie!!1one
It will be called "Rock" And I will film a badger. People will never see the badger coming! It'll be the thrill-movie of the summer! Don't steal my idea plzkthx |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-09-24 15:16:53 | |
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