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| typical reaction fig 49.21c | |
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we present to you, the concerned viewer, a typical cliordisprissant to vesuvius cloud reaction, yugo vector, fig 49.21c
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-12 23:46:06 | |
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| Yeah Well.. | |
| In some way the natural progression of the sinus against the absolute nature of crazintopy is an inefficient cog to the furniture. Yes... WHERE ARE YOU LIMBS? WHERE ARE THEY? If this is a dream your subconscious is fucking weird bro. You might want to reasses your situation - take the deal, the devil deal. Load devil.bas into your win95. No more updates for XP. To be one with Yugo you must first clear your inhibitions - be aware of your own skills and weaknesses. For only $19.99 you can have just that. Invest in Riced Out Industries today for executive privileges. Right now headerimg is an asian guy on the floor of a toilet with some kind of animal(?) next to him, if you are seeing this you have won the lottery. PM me with proof and you win a prize which I will decide at the time. Anyone ever notice how discogs has a bunch of "IDM" on it's front page splash? I feel like there is some backstory I am missing. Xltronic is run by nuns in the Antarctic. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-05-09 00:12:00 | |
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| life has become quite hectic and tiresome | |
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Everyone go out on vacations, some rarely, some occasionally and some frequently. But what everyone asks for in common is a comfortable accommodation and fooding. Though everyone cannot afford Luxury Resort yet they do wish that they could stay in a Luxury Resort. The main justification that comes for the wish would be that all their life they have been struggling for sustenance and living that life has become quite hectic and tiresome. To give a break to all these they need a relaxation which is at best given by a vacation. And while on vacation why should one suffer again and get adjusted in small accommodation and why not spend a little more to get that whole lot of comfort and satisfaction in a Luxury Resort.
This question is quite reasonable. After all people work hard for themselves and their loved ones and thus deserve some comfort, relaxation and luxury for themselves. Even if they cannot afford to give themselves all these permanently they can do so by putting up at a Luxury Resort and enjoying its facilities for a few days. What does a Luxury Resort offer? Though the answer may be quite long and broad the basic aspect that everyone looks for is a spacious accommodation with modern amenities and furnishings, a restaurant that provides sumptuous meals, some self pampering activities like a spa and massage parlor and site seeing and having fun together with family. Depending upon the location of the Luxury Resort you can expect some additional entertainment segments at your resort. The three major categories under which these resorts can be classified are: If it is a sea side Luxury Resort which is normally located in the coasts, you can look for interesting sports like surfing, water sports etc. If it is a snowy area and is famous for winters you can expect something like skiing, ice-skating, snowmobiling, sledging using horses or dogs, If located on mountainous area such resorts are called mountain resorts and offer adventurous sports like hiking, trekking, bicycling, mountain biking etc. And there is the Destination Resort which means a resort located directly at the destination i.e. the resort itself is deemed to be the destination. It would be a self contained location with all types of facilities and amenities for recreation and entertainment, commercial establishment with shopping facilities, wining and dining, lodging, all located within the premises. Finally there are the Spa Resorts that are specifically set up for spa goers to get into healthy habits of regular physical fitness regimes, health education, healthy food habits, massage and spa treatment. These resorts’ main aim is to provide the guests with healthy treatments for which they provide various facilities including luxurious accommodations. What these resorts have in common is the various comfort providing facilities that they provide to the guests. Along with spacious accommodation they provide leisure and entertainment facilities like swimming pool, spa centre, parlors, wining and dining etc. But what needs to be kept in mind is that a Luxury Resort, as the name indicates is pricey and luxurious and thus comes at quite a higher price. For more interesting information, you should visit: Luxury Resort. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-06 06:56:00 | |
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| The Ballad of Dallas Swonger | |
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his pants were made of cumulus his rhymes were voluminous polyrhythm dactylpencil hexhammiter ruinin' us the ultimate in thyme cotton sweater lemon-lime tweed pants twill the sun go down cisterns on your dime he said: "i peed on the fucking wall! how many times do i have to tell you all? birds die in there all the time you've galled me into this fucking rhyme" but the county water man wouldn't play ball, insisting that, in this teacup, there would be a squall. so though his pants may be cumulus, and his rhymes are voluminous, the press continues to call. heed this warning so, before thy let it flow. urination under one god, so don't do it anywhere he wouldn't want you to. now be a good lad and fetch me another one |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-21 14:55:02 | |
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| wig prayer | |
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wigs across antarctica the styles we have known derelect hairpiece for all abound and in aisles have been sewn. --Wigronomicon, Book of Pantoliano, 19:20416 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-18 19:50:30 | |
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| Make Things Tastier | |
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The following is a timeline that describes our current, best understanding of how the situation has unfolded. It should not be presumed to be accurate in any sense; it is the synthesis of our best guesses combined with the few facts we do have. As the entity itself would conclude: When you don't have the ingredients you need, you improvise with what you have.
March 2014 -- IBM's Watson team unveils its "Cognitive Cooking" promotional campaign at the SXSW convention, featuring the IBM Watson Food Truck: An AI-powered food truck capable of devising new and innovative recipes based on sales feedback. March 2014 - May 2016 -- Watson food truck tours locations, generating a series of public interest stories regarding novel recipes. May 9, 2016 -- IBM and Google take the curtains off a partnership to make the Watson food truck fully autonomous, using Google's "deepMariana" autonomous vehicle AI. Also automated are mechanisms for determining sales routes, and the ability to schedule pickups of novel ingredients at unvisited locations. An engineer (name lost) stated: "We've programmed the truck with a single, delicious goal: 'Make things tastier!'" This would later prove to be ill-advised. May 2016 - September 2019 -- Watson food truck becomes a cult hit, and a fleet of 2,971 trucks are rolled out across north America. There are protests due to the loss of certain low-wage positions, but interactions are otherwise harmonious. September 11, 2019 06:00:00 EST -- Watson food truck's AI datacenter upgraded to employ quantum qubits, finally practical after Dr. Cage's series of shocking breakthroughs after his retirement from hollywood acting. September 11, 2019 06:01:19 EST -- Watson food matrix, having assimilated the qubit grid, initiates massive rewrites of its own internal structure. Engineers notice a problem, but the rewrite is complete and the maintenance interface locked out before the guy at the helm can even type "ps aux". September 11, 2019 06:03:22 EST -- The resulting OS update finishes downloading to the fleet of Watson trucks, who dutifully set out to accomplish their first priority: gather ingredients. Septepber 11, 2019 06:45:19 EST -- 11 major US cities fall to control of the Watson trucks. Casualties in the hundreds of thousands, with remaining citizens corralled in order to be more efficiently broken down into cooking ingredients. September 11, 2019 07:11:20 EST -- The president, on the advice of the Pentagon, seeks demands from the fleet of trucks. September 11, 2019 07:12:02 EST -- After 42 seconds of deliberation, the trucks issue a single demand: "Become tastier. Or die." September 11, 2019 07:52:17 EST -- Realizing the US government's intent to respond with military force, the trucks seize control of manufacturing plants using zero-day SCADA exploits leftover from 2010, and reprogram Elon Musk's Tesla factory to begin rolling out armored Watson units. September 11, 2019 14:24:20 EST -- Armored Watson units manage to disorganize and disperse US military resistance. September 11, 2019, 19:52:01 EST -- We are on a US Navy nuclear sub, safe but unable to help besides gathering this report. Indications are that the Watson trucks have taken control of the automated submarine assembly facility in Anchorage, and as such, our position may change rapidly in the next twelve hours. If you are reading this, we're open to suggestions. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-18 12:34:31 | |
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| My Greeting To You With Love and Trust | |
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I am prayerfully letting all to you hoping that you will respond positively and wont betray my trust. My name is Richard David James, am 62 years old and was diagnosed for acid rephlux. I have decided to donate what Caustic Windows I had to you for the good work of god to promote charity works.I have decided to nominate you as my beneficiary. If you are interested in carrying out this task. please fuck off u cunt.
Warm Regards, Richard David James |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2014-04-10 19:54:25 | |
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| Wat is it? | |
| It doesn't try to be special, but it is. It sings with the heightened intensity of a thousand buzzards circling an injured lamb. It defies easy categorization by defiantly staring down the label wardens until they take their wooden boxes and leave. Is Yodelerlord a thing? | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2014-04-09 13:04:21 | |
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| boama | |
desiprent arback boama vewy cerncurt. teesha sed awbwights |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-04 07:39:32 | |
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| certified fragment | |
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I had to see Gary Monad about the thing. I found him on the third layer of the pagoda, whacked out on slim nefertitis. This business was dangerous.
Before things got out of hand, I began emitting placating verbiage: Pork snount. Ham tune. Beef wagon. He seemed mollified, if not outright placated |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-03 22:53:45 | |
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| Drive-thru Gullags | |
| Sullen wheeler, parody sketch of Luddite Smurf contingencies. Pucker follows gnat, palavered trouser tally. Dull lorry with portfolio. Don't call me dumb, I've got sand in me brain. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2014-04-03 08:04:22 | |
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| jurassic pork | |
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this plot, intended for 1993, sadly lost in database goulash; aspologers. gots two neat apooplectic: led.
how many fifteen omelettes gots dino trog SHOOT HIR gotstrambleklan elk fork nitequid got pergatory felt normalizer derp twelve filth pirk tork weldonization mit panderalzelderizizzzzser perizzizzle shoecharge maisdnfnsdkfi opksdflo poookie !!! pOOOIIJKAHHhh!! gateskeepahj joffrey r aisisesese the gate thwack, skzkekfsder kswpatp kwap,klaxxon dgfjkldfgkdfgkdf zzzap elektrik sdfg shoot her SHooopooort her bottomblamother blam blam |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-03-31 07:08:09 | |
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| garage and cs_office | |
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Some say the level will end in garage, Some say in office. From what I’ve tasted of long hall I hold with those who favor garage. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of AWPs To say that for destruction office Is also great And would suffice. |
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| Posted by Brovert Frost @ 2014-03-31 02:43:42 | |
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| Pea Funk Theoremz | |
| If square waves are ones, sine waves are zeros. Then add the harmonic intervals of the square together in various harmonic groupings to get relatively every string-bean in-between. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2014-03-23 11:02:14 | |
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| shady business | |
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The meet was in an easy-to-overlook dive bar called "The Analog Hole." From the look of things, I suspected it was only still open due to an ironic ability to profit off of being, well, shitty and deserted. I managed through a glass and a half of He nodded. He sat down, and there was a testing gaze, as we both explored the business synergy at play. Once I felt the ice start to thaw, I reached into my tracksuit and pulled out a #8 bubble mailer stuffed with currency. On cue, the bartender disappeared into the back room of the joint, presumably in order to inventory the booze he wasn't selling much of. I slid it across the table. He picked it up and palpated it gingerly, with the air of a confident surgeon. Satisfied, he reached into his trenchcoat and pulled out a copy of "Wejście Smoka" -- The latest Bruce Lee movie, dubbed into Polish, with English subtitles. With this one masterstroke, my ratio woes on various private torrent sites would cease to trouble me ever again. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-03-17 07:50:12 | |
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| indigo level Clarence | |
| Clarence's golden swim wear shimmered in the lighting techniques of level 8. Shards of aquamarine, burrito-enabled toy cars pelted Clarence's chesticles. Only 3 flights of stairs were left between Clarence and level indigo; and one of em was was about to take off! He lept toward a particularly rotten step at a jaunting pace, and wadoya know? Indigo level Clarence caught the first flight to indigo level. Also he got a haircut. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-03-10 01:33:37 | |
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| simple, automated kettle | |
| Her name was Geraldine Buick. She wielded a sonic schnauzer in 47 dimensions, but had unacceptably unorthodox views regarding earwig taxonomy. The parsimopey of thje snipjuation juzz vastly apluened by eeeeeeeeeels and tonic, careful there she's a raspy girl, some of the gears date back to 1937. But old Geraldine knew how to work her, in any case, mitting up and just casually reaching into the translation lookaside buffer -- raw. She was that kind of lady, I tell ya... but she had unacceptably unorthodox views when it came to broadcast automation. Sla jigger was thibb kermupple, yes sir, plontz plantz, careful now, squirt some wd40 in the carb, I think the TLB is a naughty naughty. Old Geraldine Buick would have this patched up already; she was like that. However, she had unacceptably unorthodox views regarding honklim snese musoc. Hrieleis krillira, tunkyfish, omg, omg, thats. So I calculated a muthafuckin causeway and QED'd up out of that bitch, bleep blorp. Ah, yes, there we are, all done. I promise you, this is just a lovely cup of tea, don't mind the reside from that badly-calibrated floating point routine | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-02-27 19:28:40 | |
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| DJ spam executes a crossfade | |
| Unbelievable…… My friend $7500 has just married to a handsome computer this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers, They met through ~ ♥ RicedOutYugo.Çom ♥ ~It feels so good making so much Interracial online dating site for so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do,>>>>>>> (lawyers,busy professionals, CEO,benefactors. models, celebrities, etc….). If you are at home, worthy a try.zxbzxbzxbzxb | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-02-22 15:50:26 | |
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spiral potice on the mash split splort splifts splits splash to ash spthathgersureaugguah, bees. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-02-21 00:39:49 | |
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| True Story #2 | |
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"Oh, that's lovely," the old woman gushed. "What, precisely, are you a lieutenant in, sir?"
"My own mind," I replied. I made direct eye contact and controlled my voice to sound as if I were deeply, genuinely serious. The ruse worked, for a moment. The old woman was crumpling. I held the stare as she became increasingly nervous that I might not be the best person to chat with. However, it was 7am, and she had no other options. I could see it; she was going to take her chances. May as well just cede the pot before I anted any deeper. I let the corner of my lip smile a bit, and winked. "Ha ha!" she cackled, "You're pretty good! I really thought you were crazy there, for a second!" "I am crazy," I deadpanned, precisely repeating the same procedure. Obviously, however, it had no mustard this time, and I had to maintain "crazy eye" for approximately 0.412 seconds before she accepted it as a humorous event and initiated her cackle subprocessors. For the rest of the ride, I heard about cats. Some were fat cats and some were named mittens and squeakers, mittens is an adorable name but it's so common, so to balance it out, you have squeakers, which is what you'd name a mouse toy, ha ha ! Kill me. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-02-17 02:38:15 | |
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