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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-08 03:23:00 | |
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| base medium | |
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"equestrian horsepuffs!" i fumed. "cantankerous bronies! thou art the steve of my metaphor." i slank backwards, my sword askimber.
the hosebeast replied: "if this is a medical emergency, press zero. if you need help with medication, press one. if you are calling about a referral, helium, or magnates, press five. if you callin' 'bout gen-o-ral in-fo-mation, press four. otherwise, please press zero." "treacherous wench!" i bellowed. "i did not fight in the battle of blackberry to be subjected to such prehistoric decision trees!" i slammed the receiver down, having none of it. this was clearly more than a mere robo-call attempting to confirm a physical i didn't recall scheduling: no, this was a dr. who episode waiting to happen. i ain't becoming no robot phone. you won't take me alive "YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO AN AUTOMATED VOICE MESSAGING SYSTEM" holy shit, wat, the bastard phone has taken on a life of its own "AT THE SOUND OF THE-BEEFP[depfclatter" it didn't even have time to sing daisy before i tore it from its PSTN, RJ-45 moorings. "forward this, sucka!" i yelled, michael jordaning it into the laundry hamper. jesus saves, jordan scores on the rebound, yeahhhh and that's why i use skype, but i dunno for how much longer as microsoft has started sticking their penis into the cake mix. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-12-05 22:07:59 | |
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what function those findling techno elites were procrastinating meant rebellion within groups that allowed subculture insecurity in which a manhunt was masked as a search for identity. the page in which the colonies functioned were deemed non-compatible with the 21st century,-.... indeeded no man was complete without the 21st century weaponry and exclusive bragging rights within geneva crews, it was the life. Clothes for the masses, trends without end or aim, a never ending sale. indeeding no masks for the guerilla martyrs who portrayed the role of magwitch whilst playing the havisham game. Those are common. Beware those from whence deviation and strong convictions commence. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-25 03:18:05 | |
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| Attn: God | |
| I have no internts | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-11-24 02:19:26 | |
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| Pronunciation is Verboten | |
Don't even try.
WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE DISPATCH OF THE SECRET DANGERTHOUGHT POLICE. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2012-11-20 22:48:41 | |
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| arrow | |
| yo ima shoot u wit my socially acceptable asthetics, vigilanteee style yo, my motherfuckin arrows be piercin ur limbs and shit, fuck yeah DC comics, yeh super herois and all that shit, tbf am enjoying series so far tho | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-15 16:09:36 | |
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| bug rapport | |
| the bug tried to be cool. it told me it liked luke vibert's music too much to be fixed. it offered to make me coffee. i accepted the coffee, then fixed it anyways. i am ruthless. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-15 13:11:52 | |
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| usucka | |
| sucka sucka usucka. gotchusucka sucka, sucka. suckasucka larry page. suckasucka sergey brin. suckasucka ERIC SCHMIDT TROIKA CONDOM. glasses cubicle joke. anarchy corporate profits. selective adaptive dyslexia. dynamic archive paste. essential laboratory detritus. neolithic scalar penis. archetypal dystopian ray. smarmy smug actuator. qqqqqqqqqq2 | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-13 21:44:46 | |
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| Transplant | |
| Removing the brain was a decliate process. It shipped out in the vacuum nuclear containment vessel from the Monoperative Complex escorted by intelligence personel and military reinforcements. The 500 ton load was slow going but we could take all the time we needed - the whole area within 40 miles has been cleared of civlians due to a nuclear disaster that would later be cleared up by the DOE admitting that one of their staff had misplaced a decimal point on his radiation readings. Stability was a key factor in transportation of the neural systems. Computer simulations has shown that if significant instability in the load occured the load would breach and then drive a circular hole through Earth's core. Reinstallation of the primary systems was a success however a senior technician was killed by a stray SQL query. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-12 08:49:34 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-08 21:33:48 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-07 17:51:24 | |
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| you never know | |
| you never know when this site might break loose and drift off down the river, caught like a hairball amongst a stream of wat and lolcats. lost, like the ipad's novelty. in fact, i've just backed the database up, and if anything's gonna get lost, it'll probably be this stinking post. at least, i hope. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-04 21:07:44 | |
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| ∆.post_toast.∆ | |
| it is lik a little bunny bunghold is the best quantyity for the children is the best make up for your gilfriend is the friend for touyr dog is the best it it is the quantity of the best not like th erest but tlike the chest and here's a test: only the powerful survive in clyde's bareback donkey show ride | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-03 00:16:05 | |
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| bork glodmonster | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-11-02 06:18:29 | |
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| 1tense | |
| Personally I thought the idea of idiosyncratic tube alignments were pure hogwash. The CEO was on the line pitching some marketing angle, I didn't want to hear any of it. The oscilloscope was pulsating, it's evanescence only exceeded by the definition of it's return. I knew that the truth had to be withheld, if only a window of opportunity reared it's head from the ugly mist of misfortune. A certain impudent green glow was emanating from the instruments, I knew it was time to return to the research. I decided to take my work back underground, to stop it falling into the wrong hands. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-10-30 19:26:16 | |
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| solenoid disorientation | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-10-25 23:13:35 | |
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| Dr. Davis Invents The Aeroplane | |
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Dr. Davis Invents The Aeroplane-
Pfsr. Davis, the renowned inventor of the water wiggler has announced a breakthrough of astounding import. After five years of painstaking research, Dr. Davis has designed the aeroplane. Mildly being installed in Davis's home city, scientists predict that the aeroplane will soon be found in cities across RiceNation. "Its utility to the metropolis should be obvious," declares Pfsr. Matthews. When asked what next, Pfsr. Davis mentioned his research into simulated citys [sic] and painfully predicted results for later this decade. "Why some denizens react like this has always been a mystery to me," threw in Leila Edward, a prominent skateboarder usually at Justin Street. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-10-21 21:15:35 | |
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| TIPS FOR LIVING IN SPACE | |
RICED OUT MARKETING is thrilled to present these helpful tips to make your stay in a Riced Out Industries (tm) YUG-2091 Space Colony Ship more pleasant.
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2012-10-08 23:47:34 | |
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| it's root slash garbage slash | |
i am calling from windowsi'm afraid you have undeletable viruses"Um, I see some kind of error message." "Oh, okay," I said; I mean, the guy was calling me from Windows. "Can I talk to your manager just to make sure?" After a few seconds, another voice came on the line. He was the manager, he told me, and he laid out the whole situation. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-10-04 07:54:26 | |
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| physics victory | |
Re-reading Art of War at 5am, my eye stopped on this passage:
17. In respect of military method, we have,
firstly, Measurement; secondly, Estimation of quantity;
thirdly, Calculation; fourthly, Balancing of chances;
fifthly, Victory.
18. Measurement owes its existence to Earth;
Estimation of quantity to Measurement; Calculation to
Estimation of quantity; Balancing of chances to Calculation;
and Victory to Balancing of chances.
Measurement -> Position Estimation of quantity -> Velocity Calculation -> Acceleration Balancing of chances -> Jerk Therefore, the derivative of a Jerk is Victory. |
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