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yo yo let's hear it for my muthafuckin utility belt, the contents of which include:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-06-22 09:26:17 | |
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| well really | |
| If you think then release the projected income and add that to the schwarzschild radius that's going to cause trouble because 50% of the pie has to be realigned to the dampening field. Then of course there's when the projectivity linked HTML funk gadget. Dirigibility factor low, atmospheric conditions minimal. Greisen–Zatsepin–Kuzmin all at the afterparty and we got bottlecaps yo. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-06-19 18:14:17 | |
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| in the presence of bacon cake | |
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Freunde und Feinde! Damen und Werren! Frohe Weihtagen, Gute Nachmittermorgen, und willkommen im Arsch! Wir haben die echte Lsung für Ihnen! First, BURN THESE MAGICKAL RUNES INTO YOUR MIND: ....................................................... Now SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES until you ~vomit furiously~ Now delete your Facebook account. The Phallomancer raises his Staff aloft, and lo! The Pillars rise by his MIGHTY COMMAND from their Earthly Slumber! |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2012-06-18 01:04:08 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-06-16 01:47:32 | |
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| douchecore vol. 1 | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-06-11 16:58:42 | |
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| GOOD EVENING CONTESTANTS | |
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the categories are:
1) presedential stains 2) men who have fellated barbara walters at 20,000 feet C) innovations in graph theory D) the queen's underwear drawer E) sean connery |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-06-09 21:51:50 | |
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| Being Newt Gingrich | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-06-09 01:45:02 | |
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| obambo vs snantourm | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-06-03 21:29:38 | |
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| Luxury Marbles | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2012-06-03 14:10:26 | |
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-06-03 06:45:51
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| the law of dan | |
burned chicken teriyaki == rantcomplete equivalency |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-06-01 21:35:07 | |
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| meditations, yo | |
"DON'T START NO SHIT
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2012-06-01 19:47:49 | |
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| steve, wat a wasp | |
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there is a door in the kitchen. two doors, really. screen door and wood door. it's a back door(s), so we leave it closed, alone, etc. unless we want access to the porch (its primary function).
today, i noticed a gigantic wasp trapped between screen door and wood door. i observe wasp for a good half hour; name him steve. steve cleans himself most elegantly. lots of wings and legs, and maybe a thorax too. steve likes climbing back and forth on the chain. or maybe he is just looking for escape? but despite his onstage gravitas, steve is pretty dumb. thonk thonk thonk. the concept of glass is beyond him, and he doesn't seem to have the marbles to alter his approach, even after four or five rounds of: ATTACK WINDOW! Climb on chain. clean legs. explore ATTACK WINDOW! it's about time to put the laundry on anyways, so i go round back and very carefully open the screen door to let steve out. but steve does not immediately bolt! we contemplate each other for a good minute, before steve flies upward. it was kind of him not to sting me. steve, what a wasp. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-05-28 13:19:19 | |
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| Sign Up For The I/nternet | |
| ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT THE IMAGERY REPRESENTS A WARP IN THE PLASMA TRANSFER CONDUITS THAT CREATED THE MAGNETON PULSE THAT DISRUPTED THE SUBROUTINES IN THE CENTRAL CONSCIOUSNESS PROCESSOR AND BECAUSE OF THAT WE HAVE TO REROUTE POWER TO THE AFT SECONDARY CONTROL MATRIX, OR WE WILL MELT | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2012-05-24 20:15:13 | |
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| Beauty is truth, truth beauty- | |
that is all
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2012-05-24 00:07:08 | |
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| TONIGHT ON NIGHTLINE | |
TUNE IN AS TED KOPPEL MASTURBATES A HOWLER MONKEY |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2012-05-23 23:41:08 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-05-19 22:51:15 | |
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| typical reaction to non-riced out datas | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-05-16 11:28:06 | |
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| typical reaction to riced out yugo #15 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-05-16 04:14:08 | |
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| Continental Mark Fortune | |
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i had a bit a of a predicament on my hands. i usually drove a series of forgettable beaters, purchased from my dealer, Roynaldo Dingo, for $500 a pop. i particularly enjoyed old volvo station wagons and toyota corollas, and Roynaldo always hung onto them for me, because he knew i was good for about three or four a month, depending on how feisty the cops were feeling.
tonight, though, there was some friction. i needed to drop into kitty's nightclub, and something slightly more upscale was necessitated. Roynaldo had a line on a slightly abused Lincoln Continental Mark IV, but he let it go to someone else because they offered $1250 and he had some really sharp, 80s-era Corolla hatchbacks on his lot. i was not amused. i screamed into my 80s brick phone as Roynaldo tried to pull his middle-eastern, "brother, we are all equal" shit. but i wasn't having none of it. i threatened to find whoever he sold that Continental Mark IV to and beat their head in with a catalytic converter. the situation was defused when a drugged-out, disoriented mobster drove onto Roynaldo's lot with another Continental, right as we were arguing. he offered the deed to the car for two grams of pure methamphetamine (i heard this wafting over the speakerphone, as Roynaldo had never quite mastered the "hold" function) and i soon had the desired Continental Mark IV for a surprisingly low $750. lady luck smiles on me tonight. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-05-08 23:01:30 | |
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