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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-05-02 11:16:15
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mixing
o yea fire agjksdljsldk can u feel it TOO SSstrong ccheck thsi out OOOUYeah can u feel it ~warm water~ whooo baby sterling microarchitecture calorismic transponders OOOOyeah can u feel it PUMP UP THE BASS tot tottotototottotoototot hihats.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-04-27 02:44:46
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lol winfone

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-04-14 15:45:11
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dichtotomy!!
the options are: Order Chinese food, RTQP plays Deus Ex. Order Pizza, LBFE plays Assassin's Creed. Takeout BBQ, we both have to change out of our pajama pants how did the waveforms collapse? we went with pizza/LBFE/assassin's creed.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-04-10 18:46:35
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Birdfeeder
It started as a joke: the kitty wanted a minimalist birdfeeder. So we all got in the car, and went to the birdfeeder store. He pawed at the ones that kept squirrels away by sliding shut when something of sufficient size was hanging from the perches, and the big wire-mesh tubes (which would really 'only attract finches'). There were the ones which were plastic tubes with metal perches and detachable bottom ends for cleaning. (I thought the first kind to be a particularly elegant hack.) He meowed, and we eventually settled on the cheesily-named . Then we had to get birdseed. He passed up all the ones that left shells, and the ones that were made up of a single kind of seed, which left this . The kitty turned out to be very concerned about being sure to attract a wide variety of birds.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-04-08 12:25:39
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waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle
Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-04-08 12:05:38
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so you've decided to be a conservative
so, you've decided to be a conservative! no, not in the richard hooker/david hume sense, but in the hardcore, chest-beating american sense. here are some basic guidelines for conduct: politics is essentially like football: you cheer on your home team and get into drunken brawls with anyone that doesn't support your team. it's you vs. the world. the future of the country depends on your staunch unwillingness to let anyone else finish a sentence before busting out the ad hominems ("personal attacks," for those of you that don't speak "libtard"). you have little to no idea how government actually works, so thank god for Fox News, which is the only source of "real" news out there. Every other station/site is lying, except when they say the same thing as Fox News. If not for Fox News, you might actually have to research something yourself! how dreadful it's considered good practice ecstatically revel in schadenfreude when Barack Obama makes the front page of Fox News for fumbling a sentence in a speech. conveniently forget that George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel, along with 95% of his own sentences. make fun of people for going to college, while barely being able to string a coherent sentence together yourself. accuse anyone that can actually write of being a member of Occupy Wall Street. awkwardly joke about how it was better when women/niggers/fags didn't vote, since a lot of them vote for Barack Obama. then say "just kidding!" to patch things up if someone does not believe in jesus, they are impinging on your religious freedom. the only way to deal with iran is with missiles. that's what the sons of bitches get for not recognizing the greatness of america most important: if you're feeling frustrated, angry, and screwed over, the best solution is to reject personal responsibility and pin all the blame on some politician you've never met. failing that, try some lite beer.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-04-02 11:45:59
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twoth the zeppelin
'ere laddie! come hear the tale of the zeppelin of steve. the most majestic zeppelin in all the kingdo- hey? where you going? sit down. ok. now where was i. it was the most majestic pinto in all the zeppelin of kingdom. it floated amighty 'twixt the yonder arboretums of his father great steve the sire. young steve wanted to pilot that zepplin, you see. but great steve the sire said he was too young, so he snuck up to the zepplenry one evening. ah, i have your ear now, don't i? yes sir. he's seen them do it a thousand times, and so he just did it himself. he floated off quietly, undetected. the wind whipped his hair around; the lad had never felt so alive. then he pulled out the lighter and bag of dogshit he brought along. he dropped that bag down on the doorstep of steve the sire from on high, splattering flaming dog shit all over the royal lawn. then steve sailed off to vegas, because the internet said there were hookers ther- hey! jeez, sorry lady! i was just telling your kid a story. sorry! ok! sorry! don't call the cops please
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-03-29 03:16:10
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #15

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-03-25 03:46:59
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gooey pledge members do not touch
the pledge members are after me again. i refuse to participate in the neighborhood watch program, and my patch of crocus flowers is slightly off-kilter in relation to the front path. sometimes i even forget to put my garbage out on garbage day. but still, i do not deserve this harassment. the pledge members conspire with the mailman and the mailman does not check my mailbox some days. the pledge member hit squad flies by my residence in the early AM, throwing little plastic bags onto my driveway, bags which contain a handful of white rocks, along with a suggestion that i align my crocus patch. i have made a pile of them on my front lawn out of protest: a pile of rocks in bags. it gets rained on. my crocuses are unaware. but the pledge members continue their harassment: shutting off my visa card for "fraud" when there is no fraud, then bombarding me with credit card offers. blowing leaves onto my lawn with leaf blowers, then complaining that i have leaves on my lawn. telling me my call is important, while continuing to ignore it. fucking pledge members
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-03-23 01:50:48
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CANYON.MID

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-03-19 18:45:26
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Knocking on Kevin's door.
My favourite zeppelin movie is "Car 54 where are you?". My favourite zeppelin dirigible is The Viktoria Luise. My favourite zeppelin car is the Mercury Grand Marquis. My favourite zeppelin fish is the halibut. My favourite zeppelin tv show is "Silverspoons". My favourite zeppelin son of God is Jesus. My favourite zeppelin store is Circuit City. My favourite zeppelin insult is "turdbucket". My favourite zeppelin count is Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin. My favourite zeppelin ricedoutyugo forum thread is Damaged USB port. My favourite zeppelin animal is the calico cat. ....I knew a kid who's favorite zeppelin song was "Ramble On". He was a good kid....
Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-03-08 21:07:25
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AUGMENTED REALITY GOOGLES
*NERDGASM* *NERDGASM* side effects of augmented reality googles: increasing disconnection from normal reality
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-02-21 23:46:15
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #15

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-02-21 22:30:43
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HISTORY OF THE INTERNET
the internet grew out of DERPANET, a top-secret military project intended to build a system capable of turning absolutely anything into a game of telephone, even after withstanding a full-scale nuclear attack. eventually, pirates found a loophole in this system, and used the internet to transmit illegal episodes of "the jersey shore" with minimal error. indeed, only the commercials seemed to go missing, with the rest of the signal only weathering some lossy encoding. this greatly angered the socio-military-industrial complex that had birthed DERPANET/the internet, and so it passed a bunch of laws intended to put a stop to this monkey business. the internet responded in typical form, passing the laws around and adding trollface on top until fbi.gov concluded it was being DDoS'd. fbi.gov responded by arresting the largest, slowest, most obvious internet user they could find, kim dotcom. the internet responded in typical form, by passing around youtube videos of kim dotcom driving a mercedes benz on a golf course until microbing.com concluded it was being DDoS'd. microbing.com responded by "tying" all their products together, clenching tighter than the pope's arsehole (capable of turning carbon into diamonds after being penetrated at the age of 12 by adolf hitler). the internet responded in typical form, installing ubuntu until microbing.com went away. the socio-military-industrial complex said "FFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuu" and the internet responded in typical form, by replying to the email with goatse. the end
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-02-19 22:23:25
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1. post install operator driver disc 2. for installing windows in year of the water pig, become one with section 14q. for OSX, press OK and clench bowels mightily. linux is poor support 3. setup wizard guide you to computational elders 4. hot iron rod brands new volume "name" of user specification 5. reboot
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-02-07 10:45:00
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thank u for purchase kingston whateverthefuckq 200. we hope u put in computer long time. 90 day long time war and tea
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-02-07 04:24:21
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a city of syrup-encrusted lard rinds
we entered the international house of pancakes, against my better judgement. porkhat 54 had demanded a triple-stack with a side of lardon, so in we went. the entire place was coated in a thin residue of syrup. the waitress showed us to a booth, and my ass immediately formed an epoxy bond to the plastic. there was a tray on the table with crusty syrup dispensers, bearing descriptions that utterly terrified me: burberry. butterscotch. fancybrine. and their lardon was fucking shit, too.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-02-02 08:29:58
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You Can Trust The Yugo
we live in an era of egregious, invisible corporate magnates curtailing our right to pirate reality tv (because it's worthless anyways) and post funny cat images (because we like funny cat images). just look at some of these recent violations: Google using its dominance in the search engine market to try and take over unrelated markets (facebook, twitter) Mark Zuckerberg ejaculating wildly as he contemplates turning the internet into his own personal giant ant farm Twitter being a bastion of free speech, but only once Saudi/News Corp stakeholders give it the OK Microsoft charging $10/mo fee to keep owning digital content you've already purchased (i believe they call it "xbox live") The MPAA/RIAA attempting to turn the internet into television (receive-only; beamed down from our corporate masters) MySpace being bought out by Justin Timberlake and doing something vague and poorly-defined Geocities existing only as an obsession of that guy that runs cow.net !!STOP!! enough already. the yugo has been here since summer of 2003 -- before the internet was "social." yes, the yugo is, in fact, staunchly anti-social. we are the elite 54%. we guarantee to absolutely not give a fuck about you and your personal data. we will not track a damn thing, because it's too much of a hassle to write the code. we guarantee to be just a stupid fucking site on the internet, and not some entity bent on possessing as many internet souls as possible. because, in truth, not all internet souls are created equal. many are fucking crap, in fact, and we find the idea of trying to lure them here in order to announce "readership increased" next quarter to be abso-fucking-lutely insane. don't tell wall street.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-01-30 03:37:09
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massive qauntities of pig meat
54% of these turtles smoke teh bluntz as they say. It seems kinda low to me too, but, when a turtle can't choose a VoIP provider it ain't the end of the world; just the end of snow on the Promenade De Anglais which means only one thing: "CURTAILMENT" "Curtailment" of your business VoIP service. Low requirements, low maturity, the man sticking a big, hard one up your shabby, old RJ11. Throwin' ya a new RJ45 complete with unlimited pornography, HD movie streams, and government surveillance. But don't worry, a good ol' chap is walking 2 miles in the midwest and he is mad as hell... Be the 54%
Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-01-29 21:23:47
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