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| went to the store to buy some sugar | |
| came back home on fire | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-11-06 01:09:31 | |
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| FOR REFERENCE | |
| if i should happen to refer to myself as an adult and sound sarcastic about it, i am not being sarcastic about my ability to function as an adult; i am being sarcastic about the concept of adulthood itself. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-28 02:27:21 | |
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| consumption | |
observe these examples of consumption
I've still not gotten around to reading that chomsky chap, but i suspect he'd have been helpful for this post. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-21 22:21:53 | |
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| I AM VEWWY BEAUTIFUL | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-18 04:23:04 | |
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| Excuses for being late #37 | |
| My UZI weighs a tonne. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-10-14 22:17:11 | |
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| Who knows? | |
| Who knows? An age old refrain, expressing mild awe (with a tinge of defeat) in the face of the overwhelming prospect of seeking truth amongst a vast number of plausible possibilities. Thankfully though, due to advances in stem-cell biology, we can now do away with this rhetorical question and say conclusively, once and for all, who knows: Brad does. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-10-13 04:53:33 | |
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| ghod | |
| Alert your captain this, iWart 5.0 in GM glaucoma clockmaker aiiint shit wit Gimpco 2012 steam culture babies, blue you am yer Raybans like teh bwooon pudding and and and FFrrFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFF F FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFile under ABBA, small business owner in the front, black market arms dealer in the back, leon triggered a gate with a key, the gate opened, nice, the resonance was set to flatulent, the envelope smiled, a low flying object hoovered the electric bean in time to cookoo clock dividers sequentially shirking their kitchen chores, leon is back, leon is king, click like on leon. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-10-13 04:13:27 | |
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| that aint me | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-10-07 06:54:35 | |
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| on pipes | |
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i don't see the utility in named pipes ./d9t | c3po -9000 > yugo |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-10-06 01:42:13 | |
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| i have some fings on my mind and i'd like to get them off | |
| and once we've taken care of that, the real work can begin. the work that effects you and i. the work that effects town & country. the work that effects america. the sad state of this country today is that i am required to "work" for this "money" when i would really rather be providing wat 24/7. such offenses are an outrage!!! take to the paypal donate button immediately. god bless | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-01 01:28:34 | |
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| zscrun | |
| PWND modulation under panic sweats your aversion to attending caucus @ the WTC. Waet wart waet vulvawet. Weatvwetvwtw hy, qwetvtvqwvetqwetq? We like Q, We really do. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-09-27 19:47:14 | |
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| ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY | |
I got you a picture of a picture of butterscotch candy in a post on website about yugos on the Internet which hasn't been taken yet: |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-09-16 15:46:22 | |
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| deficiencies of my right index finger | |
| word has it that cocaine is bodacious, but i'd never tried it myself. so i merely shook my head no, and the mysterious nasal penetration device passed me by. i reflected on how these same gentlemen would, in all likelihood, vigorously reject the concept of me putting my right index finger up everyone's nose, in clockwise sequence. i do suppose my right index finger doesn't get you high as shit. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-09-16 15:10:45 | |
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| fat planet | |
| wake up on fat planet get out of fat bed brush your fat teeth with your fat school brush board the bus with your fat bus pass have a fat drive thru fuckin breakfast booth on your fat fuckin ass fuckin fat bacon fat eggs fat muffin fat fat. clock in your fat fuckin timecard and shuffleboard over to your fat desk. push fat papers with your fat fuckin arms until it's time for a fat fuckin' fat lunch break. fat sandwich, fat chips, fat fuckin' fountain tankard. a small garbage can, even. of fat. 'cos we're rockin' it on the fat planet. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-09-02 06:45:20 | |
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| LOAF. | |
| The terrible thing about boat shoes is that you must a) have a boat B) know someone with a boat OR 3) plan a voyage necessitating transportation to you destination via a boat in order to not look like a wanker. I'm wondering why there needs to be a specific type of shoe for boating anyway... Is there something obvious that I am missing? Do they a) give you extra grip on a wet deck in turbulent seas? B) Do they ward off sharks, puffer fish and killer whales? OR 3) Do they have a compass built in? NO. No, I know what it is: they facilitate an aura of leisure don't they? YEAH. Leisure is something for the well off (and Larry) otherwise it is known as loafing. Loafers are the best kind of shoe for this. They are remarkably similar to boat shoes. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-08-25 21:55:54 | |
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| thigns the aphex twin eat | |
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here are somme things ,which the aphex twin eat
(*) scone (*) butter (*) mushroom (*) soul (*) drug (*) vitamin b12 (*) pete tong (*) elvis banana (*) melting strawberries (*) deep-fried earwigs (*) dave monolith (*) and a mint afterwards |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2011-08-24 22:46:42 | |
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| typical reaction to riced out yugo #11 | |
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tyopaicla. huoariodeurama. derp |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-23 03:28:06 | |
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| u. c. | |
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i wanted to get in touch with jesus so i took my cat apart. i wanted to see if cats laugh on the inside, but it smelled less of laugh and more of fart. dead feline knave!! what is the password to your hotmail accounts. tell me the secrets you know. have you ever flown a plane? what is the cupcake you've ever eaten ??? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-21 04:55:28 | |
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| The Torplesky Manuver | |
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At first, I didn't remember going up the stairs. Then I realized that I also don't remember going up the elevator. But somehow I got up there, on the way getting lost in a story about the indiclator lights. I still don't know if i remember what happened, or if i reconstructed it from my knowledge of the procedure, and the vague feeling afterwards. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-21 02:35:06 | |
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| upgraded sights in store | |
| this is your captain speaking. now this is your captain speaking while standing!! now this is your captain speaking, while sitting again. ladies and gentlemen, we have a situation. whoever left the leopard-print thong in the microwave will be discovered and dealt with. i don't care if we have to sit on this tarmac for a damn hour! and thank you for flying delta | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-20 18:51:28 | |
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