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this is your captain speaking. now this is your captain speaking while standing!! now this is your captain speaking, while sitting again. ladies and gentlemen, we have a situation. whoever left the leopard-print thong in the microwave will be discovered and dealt with. i don't care if we have to sit on this tarmac for a damn hour! and thank you for flying delta
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-20 18:51:28
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warning level 3
SOAP SCUM PARSER. it comes to you in dreams and clogs your drains.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-17 01:55:13
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #10

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-16 02:28:07
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CONTEXT SWITCH PART 1
The pow-wow was at the local salmon bar, and we were gettin' our food courtesy of the ol' academic stomping-grounds. The drinks, as always, were on us. In between one of those stories about using a paycheck to get drunk to get through class, this one orders a Gibson. The verbal transaction went off without a hitch: no questioning look on the pen-wielder's face, which is not typical for this drink. Normally I get a "What's that" and have to explain. I get the glass with alacrity, and take a sip that quickly turns to consternation. Another one, just for confirmation, and I find that the bar sent the cocktail equivalent of a fly in the soup: vodka, strangling the life out of the poor cocktail onions. I sent it back. Who the fuck makes a Gibson with Vodka?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-16 01:19:45
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rhubbarb's just gonna melt anyhow
get to teggin' the rha spute outta ur eye and cover it with teh 1982 buick skylark we discussed earier. hipple huddledom is procured by a weasel named deb; just snuff that shit off her ".7 4 life" tramp stamp (don't fuck this one up harry). the utter is where the milk comes from. you loose it. you've lost the game son.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-08-14 16:55:11
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Went off in the weeds
i had to rearrange it so it would stop clanking. clink clank like some hydraulic fucked metronome. i approached them quietly. they don't like to be interrupted while they're clanking. clink, clank, clink, clank-sighhh. thankfully they have off-switches. spin the spinner and spin it again. no clank. so, sliding the rack forward. gonna find the clink while rolling its wheels, so that'd probably also get rid of the clank. move that lid so it wasn't clinking under pressure and clanking under gravity, and press we'll just both forget the whole thing happened… go. a cataleptic hum, echoing in my ears as the clink, and the clank
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-10 23:52:36
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THIS IS MY DICK
THIS IS IT THIS IS IT THIS IS THE HTML DICK INTERFACE ACCORDING TO SPECIFICATION 24. - NEVER REARRANGE MY STUFF - DONT FUCK WITH THE FLOW - DONT FUCK WITH THE PARROT - DONT FUCK WITH THE MARROW - LONDON RIOTING IN YOUR PUNANI - THAT AINT ME MAN - MEGAMAN SNIFFING COKE OFF A HOOKER'S TESTICLES - MAGNETO ON A TRAIN RIDING - THATS NOT WHY YOU DO THAT - MARK 7 FUX CAPACITOR - ORIGAMI PANANI - THIS HOTEL HAS NO VACANCIES, BITCH - BITCH I LOOK LIKE AN AIRPLANE - FOOT PAINS BOOT BOOT - DRY COOKIES AINT FOR THAT - THATS ME - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - COME ON DONT BE LIKE THAT MAN - WHAT EXACTLY IS A "LASERFACE" - ALSO, IDENTIFY YOURSELF - YOU THINK ITS HARD TO FIND YOU OR YOUR PARENTS DUMB SHIT? - IS THAT THE MOUTH YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH - SOME JOBS REQUIRE A HAMMER SOME REQUIRE MY DICK SOME REQUIRE BOTH - DONT BE FOOLED BY FAKE IMITATIONS - GENUINE AARDVARK FUR - GEORDI LAFORGE GETTIN FUNKY IN THE TURBOLIFT - DONT MAKE ME COME FUCK YOU - FUCK WITH THE FLOW
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-08-10 21:40:29
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soylent peen
The sombrero twisted restlessly in the blue evening light while the line out cable swayed and beat against the air like some organ you might see pulsing inside one of those creepy transparent shrimp. The scene had a Donkey Kong 64 kind of surrealism about it, albeit not as brightly colored: My environment was static, but a few objects stirred with simple oscillations driven by the air currents, and it was fun to imagine that they were actually just doing that of their own accord. I laid back on my bed, lit my pipe, and began to ponder the gathering of the opposites.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2011-08-08 01:34:35
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somebody call the doctor
The effects are grouped as follows: Freak - Choruses, Flangers, Filters, and Phasers Delay - Single and Multi-Tap Spatial Delays Verb - Reverbs; Halls, Rooms, and Chambers Bang - Total mix mastering effects; EQ, Compression, Limiting Blang - Not an audio effect, but changes the global lighting effects of the Rice Thang device.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-06 18:43:06
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submersive jaundice interface
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE OF A 39-AUF-Q SUBMERSIVE JAUNDICE INTERFACE! A NEW WORLD OF DUPLEX SERIAL COMMUNICATION AWAITS YOU. FIRST, PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO MAKE SURE YOUR 39-AUF-Q HAS ARRIVED WITH THE FULL CONTENTS: 39-AUF-Q SUBMERSIVE JAUNDICE DEVICE INSTRUCTION MANUAL IF ANY OF THESE ARE MISSING, PLEASE CONTACT THE RETAILER FOR A REFUND. NEXT, ENSURE YOUR SYSTEM IS COMPATIBLE WITH THE 39-AUF-Q. SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS INCLUDE: SMART ELECTRONICS VER3 OR GREATER CPU CAPABLE OF JUGGLING MORE THAN SIX BALLS FOUR ROTTING BANANAS IN THE KITCHEN IT IS TIME TO SET UP THE 39-AUF-Q SUBMERSIVIE JAUNDICE DEVICE. PLEASE FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS: REMOVE THE 39-AUF-Q FROM ITS HERMETIC, RADIATION-SHIELDED ANTI-STATIC BAG. THERE MAY BE A BRIEF RUSH OF AIR AS YOU BREAK THE SEAL -- THIS IS NORMAL. REMOVE THE COVER FROM YOUR SYSTEM, ENSURING THAT THE POWER REMAINS ON AS YOU DO SO. STICK A PENCIL IN THE CPU COOLANT FAN AND COUNT THE NUMBER OF CLICKS IN TEN SECONDS. IF IT IS MORE THAN 500, YOUR SYSTEM IS SIMPLY TOO COOL FOR THE 39-AUF-Q. PURCHASE SOME JUSTIN BIEBER AND/OR KENNY G RECORDS AND THEN REPEAT THIS STEP. CONSTRUCT AN AIR CANNON CAPABLE OF PRESSURES IN EXCESS OF 120PSI WITH AN ELECTRONIC VALVE MECHANISM LOAD THE 39-AUF-Q INTO THE BARREL OF THE AIR CANNON AND CHARGE TO MAX PRESSURE. STANDING BACK AT LEAST 20 FEET TO AVOID SHRAPNEL, FIRE THE 39-AUF-Q DIRECTLY AT YOUR MOTHERBOARD INSTALL DRIVERS AND REBOOT YOU ARE ALL DONE, CONGRATULATIONS! RICED OUT INDUSTRIES WISHES YOU MANY HAPPY YEARS OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS. FOR TECH SUPPORT, CALL 1-900-BIG-TITS.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-03 21:46:53
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god shave the queen
god shave the queen and my knickers in an underbottom forsaken upon the nile of treacherous fleets the undertone not forgetting a sad dash of hyperbole that vaguely hints at forgotten tragedies in the industry of pig farming in a dusty midwestern city. however, this sentence is much shorter.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-03 19:24:00
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mis-sent email #1

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-03 03:58:00
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As long as we can afford motherboardz.
Just so long as we can afford motherboardz.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-07-29 22:11:00
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damnit man
She was spinning. She whas raging. She had all of the dreams. All of the ham was lost in translation.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-07-29 01:58:00
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Two all beef patties, special sauce, and a dong in your bun.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-07-29 01:39:00
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It's your birthday. Get greasy.

Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-07-24 11:18:00
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Why so yo yo yo yo yo?
Mashing teh dough Godz, quasars go ya heads nub, quasard Voldimere's tubb, no pedal wheat scrubz, loon so glow totem blow, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, proxy onto kettlefish, doodle stocking hexldish. 2352354 1451 1345134551 1345134545135 13451345134315 13451345135135135 134513451345135135 135413543451351 13513513515135 1351354135135135 (YMMV)
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-07-23 17:41:00
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Pink & Green

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-23 03:54:00
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just another day in the slut mines
Sirs, how many time spend to change master? Is there any check or prepare point we must do? Testing of swapping swap requires several prepare points over beer. We must gathering and analyze all of the prepare points. Summarize the spemd time swap-swap results in browsolinear tubesting format by close of business today. Please Advise, Professor Arbghonian Turblastikon
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-07-23 01:48:00
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porking the damage quotient
i'm binding fucking full fucking pulsewidth goddang it mang. 4srs lefty in the stratoscopic lefty in the lefty's left lefty naRF! and the semicolon rebounds. shiny cogs and drained batteries from the techno music. so much woodcraft. almost indesciphyrenleable. fucking campers in leviathan -- the thoughts asplode aplenty, and i simply must go cut da pizza. dat 'za. THIS MEANS U, CAPTAIN BLACKHAWK!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-22 21:18:00
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