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on pipes
i don't see the utility in named pipes ./d9t \| c3po -9000 > yugo
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-10-06 01:42:13
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i have some fings on my mind and i'd like to get them off
and once we've taken care of that, the real work can begin. the work that effects you and i. the work that effects town & country. the work that effects america. the sad state of this country today is that i am required to "work" for this "money" when i would really rather be providing wat 24/7. such offenses are an outrage!!! take to the paypal donate button immediately. god bless
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-01 01:28:34
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zscrun
PWND modulation under panic sweats your aversion to attending caucus @ the WTC. Waet wart waet vulvawet. Weatvwetvwtw hy, qwetvtvqwvetqwetq? We like Q, We really do.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-09-27 19:47:14
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ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
I got you a picture of a picture of butterscotch candy in a post on website about yugos on the Internet which hasn't been taken yet:
Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-09-16 15:46:22
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deficiencies of my right index finger
word has it that cocaine is bodacious, but i'd never tried it myself. so i merely shook my head no, and the mysterious nasal penetration device passed me by. i reflected on how these same gentlemen would, in all likelihood, vigorously reject the concept of me putting my right index finger up everyone's nose, in clockwise sequence. i do suppose my right index finger doesn't get you high as shit.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-09-16 15:10:45
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fat planet
wake up on fat planet get out of fat bed brush your fat teeth with your fat school brush board the bus with your fat bus pass have a fat drive thru fuckin breakfast booth on your fat fuckin ass fuckin fat bacon fat eggs fat muffin fat fat. clock in your fat fuckin timecard and shuffleboard over to your fat desk. push fat papers with your fat fuckin arms until it's time for a fat fuckin' fat lunch break. fat sandwich, fat chips, fat fuckin' fountain tankard. a small garbage can, even. of fat. 'cos we're rockin' it on the fat planet.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-09-02 06:45:20
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LOAF.
The terrible thing about boat shoes is that you must a) have a boat B) know someone with a boat OR 3) plan a voyage necessitating transportation to you destination via a boat in order to not look like a wanker. I'm wondering why there needs to be a specific type of shoe for boating anyway... Is there something obvious that I am missing? Do they a) give you extra grip on a wet deck in turbulent seas? B) Do they ward off sharks, puffer fish and killer whales? OR 3) Do they have a compass built in? NO. No, I know what it is: they facilitate an aura of leisure don't they? YEAH. Leisure is something for the well off (and Larry) otherwise it is known as loafing. Loafers are the best kind of shoe for this. They are remarkably similar to boat shoes.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-08-25 21:55:54
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thigns the aphex twin eat
here are somme things ,which the aphex twin eat *() scone ()* butter *() mushroom ()* soul *() drug ()* vitamin b12 *() pete tong ()* elvis banana *() melting strawberries ()* deep-fried earwigs *() dave monolith ()* and a mint afterwards
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2011-08-24 22:46:42
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #11
tyopaicla. huoariodeurama. derp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-23 03:28:06
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u. c.
i wanted to get in touch with jesus so i took my cat apart. i wanted to see if cats laugh on the inside, but it smelled less of laugh and more of fart. dead feline knave!! what is the password to your hotmail accounts. tell me the secrets you know. have you ever flown a plane? what is the *OLDEST* cupcake you've ever eaten ???
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-21 04:55:28
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The Torplesky Manuver
At first, I didn't remember going up the stairs. Then I realized that I also don't remember going up the elevator. But somehow I got up there, on the way getting lost in a story about the indiclator lights. I still don't know if i remember what happened, or if i reconstructed it from my knowledge of the procedure, and the vague feeling afterwards.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-21 02:35:06
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upgraded sights in store
this is your captain speaking. now this is your captain speaking while standing!! now this is your captain speaking, while sitting again. ladies and gentlemen, we have a situation. whoever left the leopard-print thong in the microwave will be discovered and dealt with. i don't care if we have to sit on this tarmac for a damn hour! and thank you for flying delta
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-20 18:51:28
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warning level 3
SOAP SCUM PARSER. it comes to you in dreams and clogs your drains.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-17 01:55:13
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #10

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-16 02:28:07
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CONTEXT SWITCH PART 1
The pow-wow was at the local salmon bar, and we were gettin' our food courtesy of the ol' academic stomping-grounds. The drinks, as always, were on us. In between one of those stories about using a paycheck to get drunk to get through class, this one orders a Gibson. The verbal transaction went off without a hitch: no questioning look on the pen-wielder's face, which is not typical for this drink. Normally I get a "What's that" and have to explain. I get the glass with alacrity, and take a sip that quickly turns to consternation. Another one, just for confirmation, and I find that the bar sent the cocktail equivalent of a fly in the soup: vodka, strangling the life out of the poor cocktail onions. I sent it back. Who the fuck makes a Gibson with Vodka?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-16 01:19:45
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rhubbarb's just gonna melt anyhow
get to teggin' the rha spute outta ur eye and cover it with teh 1982 buick skylark we discussed earier. hipple huddledom is procured by a weasel named deb; just snuff that shit off her ".7 4 life" tramp stamp (don't fuck this one up harry). the utter is where the milk comes from. you loose it. you've lost the game son.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-08-14 16:55:11
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Went off in the weeds
i had to rearrange it so it would stop clanking. clink clank like some hydraulic fucked metronome. i approached them quietly. they don't like to be interrupted while they're clanking. clink, clank, clink, clank-sighhh. thankfully they have off-switches. spin the spinner and spin it again. no clank. so, sliding the rack forward. gonna find the clink while rolling its wheels, so that'd probably also get rid of the clank. move that lid so it wasn't clinking under pressure and clanking under gravity, and press we'll just both forget the whole thing happened… go. a cataleptic hum, echoing in my ears as the clink, and the clank
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-08-10 23:52:36
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THIS IS MY DICK
THIS IS IT THIS IS IT THIS IS THE HTML DICK INTERFACE ACCORDING TO SPECIFICATION 24. - NEVER REARRANGE MY STUFF - DONT FUCK WITH THE FLOW - DONT FUCK WITH THE PARROT - DONT FUCK WITH THE MARROW - LONDON RIOTING IN YOUR PUNANI - THAT AINT ME MAN - MEGAMAN SNIFFING COKE OFF A HOOKER'S TESTICLES - MAGNETO ON A TRAIN RIDING - THATS NOT WHY YOU DO THAT - MARK 7 FUX CAPACITOR - ORIGAMI PANANI - THIS HOTEL HAS NO VACANCIES, BITCH - BITCH I LOOK LIKE AN AIRPLANE - FOOT PAINS BOOT BOOT - DRY COOKIES AINT FOR THAT - THATS ME - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - COME ON DONT BE LIKE THAT MAN - WHAT EXACTLY IS A "LASERFACE" - ALSO, IDENTIFY YOURSELF - YOU THINK ITS HARD TO FIND YOU OR YOUR PARENTS DUMB SHIT? - IS THAT THE MOUTH YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH - SOME JOBS REQUIRE A HAMMER SOME REQUIRE MY DICK SOME REQUIRE BOTH - DONT BE FOOLED BY FAKE IMITATIONS - GENUINE AARDVARK FUR - GEORDI LAFORGE GETTIN FUNKY IN THE TURBOLIFT - DONT MAKE ME COME FUCK YOU - FUCK WITH THE FLOW
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-08-10 21:40:29
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soylent peen
The sombrero twisted restlessly in the blue evening light while the line out cable swayed and beat against the air like some organ you might see pulsing inside one of those creepy transparent shrimp. The scene had a Donkey Kong 64 kind of surrealism about it, albeit not as brightly colored: My environment was static, but a few objects stirred with simple oscillations driven by the air currents, and it was fun to imagine that they were actually just doing that of their own accord. I laid back on my bed, lit my pipe, and began to ponder the gathering of the opposites.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2011-08-08 01:34:35
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somebody call the doctor
The effects are grouped as follows: Freak - Choruses, Flangers, Filters, and Phasers Delay - Single and Multi-Tap Spatial Delays Verb - Reverbs; Halls, Rooms, and Chambers Bang - Total mix mastering effects; EQ, Compression, Limiting Blang - Not an audio effect, but changes the global lighting effects of the Rice Thang device.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-06 18:43:06
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