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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-03 21:46:53 | |
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| god shave the queen | |
| god shave the queen and my knickers in an underbottom forsaken upon the nile of treacherous fleets the undertone not forgetting a sad dash of hyperbole that vaguely hints at forgotten tragedies in the industry of pig farming in a dusty midwestern city. however, this sentence is much shorter. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-03 19:24:00 | |
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| mis-sent email #1 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-08-03 03:58:00 | |
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| As long as we can afford motherboardz. | |
| Just so long as we can afford motherboardz. | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-07-29 22:11:00 | |
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| damnit man | |
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She was spinning. She whas raging. She had all of the dreams. All of the ham was lost in translation. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-07-29 01:58:00 | |
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| Two all beef patties, special sauce, and a dong in your bun. | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-07-29 01:39:00 | |
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| It's your birthday. Get greasy. | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-07-24 11:18:00 | |
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| Why so yo yo yo yo yo? | |
| Mashing teh dough Godz, quasars go ya heads nub, quasard Voldimere's tubb, no pedal wheat scrubz, loon so glow totem blow, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, proxy onto kettlefish, doodle stocking hexldish. 2352354 1451 1345134551 1345134545135 13451345134315 13451345135135135 134513451345135135 135413543451351 13513513515135 1351354135135135 (YMMV) | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-07-23 17:41:00 | |
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| Pink & Green | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-23 03:54:00 | |
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| just another day in the slut mines | |
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Sirs, how many time spend to change master? Is there any check or prepare point we must do? Testing of swapping swap requires several prepare points over beer. We must gathering and analyze all of the prepare points. Summarize the spemd time swap-swap results in browsolinear tubesting format by close of business today. Please Advise, Professor Arbghonian Turblastikon |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-07-23 01:48:00 | |
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| porking the damage quotient | |
i'm binding fucking full fucking pulsewidth goddang it mang. 4srs lefty in the stratoscopic lefty in the lefty's left lefty naRF! and the semicolon rebounds. shiny cogs and drained batteries from the techno music. so much woodcraft. almost indesciphyrenleable. fucking campers in leviathan -- the thoughts asplode aplenty, and i simply must go cut da pizza. dat 'za.
THIS MEANS U, CAPTAIN BLACKHAWK! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-22 21:18:00 | |
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| Camomile Eyjafjallajökull | |
| Not many nobodies bother to tweet with their tongue. Unless we can have words like oqweunpyoin efg3wt. ATTENTION!! SUDDEN INTERUPTION!! Please sign this petition to add oqweunpyoin efg3wt to the Haxford dictionary. Please sign here_______________________ Date___________________________________ Method of Twix_________________________ Guy who knows Lou______________________ OFFICIAL STAMPS!! | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-07-21 03:57:00 | |
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| antikoan | |
| So, is there like a number I could ring for that, you know just in case I have to like... you know... yeah... I get it, yeah... no I don't owe you three fiddy. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2011-07-18 16:36:00 | |
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| eat my buick, porky one | |
| eat my buick, porky one, and dine on 40mbps beefwidth nightly, for thine face won't melt itselff offff thou tablest its yeadamned self. streganonna! and tubular pasta noodles. ehthey are evewrywhere! help why is mickey mouse here in a hat? disney copyright dickfuckkkkkssss 110 yrs what dix moar like dixney cheney shotgun planey tubular homeostasis moar4less debate debit credit unclekanoof n2 teh ur wikkid arbitrary spllen boaen to under wato osp ZEDBREY fo elasstic the tigers | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-15 21:30:00 | |
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| Gary's Tank | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-12 01:47:00 | |
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| but what about my money | |
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i was attempting to secure a quarter of esoteric car width when carlisle steve blew me up on my gherkin mobile.
"da fuk steve" i sed "da fuk u" steve sed, not missing a beat he continued: "vulcan ted sed da key to teh levee is in carrie fischer's mailbox and the elastic giraffe has been deployed on the gazebo." "fine, good," i replied. "how much do i owe for services rendered?" "acey says 10%." "too bad acey ain't in charge no more!!" don't ask how i did this over the gherkin mobile. it involves fone phreak dtmf black phat dope shit ok (C) teh pr0ktanker |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-08 04:57:00 | |
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| the page | |
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look at page, write into page, rethink page, shuffle page. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is the 4 step process of the nonsensical... sensical... sensual?... ... THE erotic 4 step process of the page. So, what can the page do for me? You might be asking... well that's a good question. It all started in 1973 where Swedish nuns who had actually migrated from Finland during the cardboard war of 65. It was in one of these nunneries that the page actuation garbage emitter (PAGE) was developed. At first the source code was too strong... it ripped and tore at physical space around the computing device like a fierce predator devouring it's prey yeah similies yeah yeah yeah. .5 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2011-07-07 21:21:00 | |
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| #FOREVERALONE | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-03 19:49:00 | |
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| things that are on my mind today | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-03 18:33:00 | |
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| im not your dad | |
| so quit acting like i am okay??? im not your dad im not a dad im not a cake im not a plastic replica of spain im not actually crawling up into a giant vagina like that one guy wanted to | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-07-02 13:26:00 | |
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