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| Camomile Eyjafjallajökull | |
| Not many nobodies bother to tweet with their tongue. Unless we can have words like oqweunpyoin efg3wt. ATTENTION!! SUDDEN INTERUPTION!! Please sign this petition to add oqweunpyoin efg3wt to the Haxford dictionary. Please sign here_______________________ Date___________________________________ Method of Twix_________________________ Guy who knows Lou______________________ OFFICIAL STAMPS!! | |
| Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-07-21 03:57:00 | |
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| antikoan | |
| So, is there like a number I could ring for that, you know just in case I have to like... you know... yeah... I get it, yeah... no I don't owe you three fiddy. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2011-07-18 16:36:00 | |
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| eat my buick, porky one | |
| eat my buick, porky one, and dine on 40mbps beefwidth nightly, for thine face won't melt itselff offff thou tablest its yeadamned self. streganonna! and tubular pasta noodles. ehthey are evewrywhere! help why is mickey mouse here in a hat? disney copyright dickfuckkkkkssss 110 yrs what dix moar like dixney cheney shotgun planey tubular homeostasis moar4less debate debit credit unclekanoof n2 teh ur wikkid arbitrary spllen boaen to under wato osp ZEDBREY fo elasstic the tigers | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-15 21:30:00 | |
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| Gary's Tank | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-12 01:47:00 | |
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| but what about my money | |
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i was attempting to secure a quarter of esoteric car width when carlisle steve blew me up on my gherkin mobile.
"da fuk steve" i sed "da fuk u" steve sed, not missing a beat he continued: "vulcan ted sed da key to teh levee is in carrie fischer's mailbox and the elastic giraffe has been deployed on the gazebo." "fine, good," i replied. "how much do i owe for services rendered?" "acey says 10%." "too bad acey ain't in charge no more!!" don't ask how i did this over the gherkin mobile. it involves fone phreak dtmf black phat dope shit ok (C) teh pr0ktanker |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-08 04:57:00 | |
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| the page | |
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look at page, write into page, rethink page, shuffle page. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is the 4 step process of the nonsensical... sensical... sensual?... ... THE erotic 4 step process of the page. So, what can the page do for me? You might be asking... well that's a good question. It all started in 1973 where Swedish nuns who had actually migrated from Finland during the cardboard war of 65. It was in one of these nunneries that the page actuation garbage emitter (PAGE) was developed. At first the source code was too strong... it ripped and tore at physical space around the computing device like a fierce predator devouring it's prey yeah similies yeah yeah yeah. .5 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2011-07-07 21:21:00 | |
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| #FOREVERALONE | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-03 19:49:00 | |
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| things that are on my mind today | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-07-03 18:33:00 | |
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| im not your dad | |
| so quit acting like i am okay??? im not your dad im not a dad im not a cake im not a plastic replica of spain im not actually crawling up into a giant vagina like that one guy wanted to | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-07-02 13:26:00 | |
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| PHONE SCRIPT TRAINING EXERCISE | |
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WatcionTec 1823 PPPo[AE] RFC 1832 DMT MULTITONE CORE G.96 ADAPTER QUICK SETUP: Remove box, find instructions. STEP 1: Unplug your lamp and turn out all of the lights. Find this phone cable and connect it to the green thing and the wall. STEP 2: Hook that one slab of ROY WatPad to the blue thing. STEP 3: hook the blue thing to the white thing and the green thing. STEP 4: Plug the light back in!!1 ALL PORK AND NO WAT MAKES JACK A DULL TOY ! ALL PORK AND NO WAT MAKES JACK A DULL COY ! AWL KIRK AN D NOR N BLRATbshjrlmbdhro*dialtone* |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-06-30 01:37:00 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-06-20 13:50:00 | |
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Thank you for calling Roy-roast, soon to be Serv-a-dink Luncheon Meats, how may I fundamentally misprocess simple words today! Are you experiencing a problem connecting to your bacon field resonator? What's that, a static cling for your suitcase? I'm going to say something that almost that's a com plete contradiction of what the last guy said. And if I'm really smart, I'll say something that absolutely doesn't make any sense and blame someone else.Thanks for choosing us. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-06-10 02:06:00 | |
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| BRING EGGS | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-06-06 23:27:00 | |
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| teh fulcrum is wet | |
| the 1985 cut back. he specked french in the federation; the only one. he spoke english in the gardens; who knows why. she indulges literature. she indulges in a small sin as an experiment in passing. if nobody notices it, she make sure that somebody does. In any case... do you read eliot? me neither. but his name was waldo and no... you ain't seen im. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-06-02 19:18:00 | |
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| paul am dead | |
| porky plecky plinky plonky for the love of god forsoothe done blowjob kangaroo for the sloppy mix-up pipe. entrenched weasels battle disease of the elder fork when wet. stubiostiltz and i'm going to have to park a barn. when wet viability. astriological widgets. turn rotate manipulate gamma mamma ploooper pleeper. have you prepared for zen? the man walking across the street has. no shoes. stop jumping to conclusions. how can you jump to conclusions without shoes? paul is dead. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-05-31 19:57:00 | |
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| average friday | |
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"she was a five-trick pony in a six-trick town, that's for sure. you could smell the miasma on her lips. but the courtship ritual had only just begun, with an onslaught of tubular crustaceans signalling phase A-4...."
"Er..." the giant bouncer finally halted my tirade with a grunt. "Fine. You can go in." this was interesting. i hadn't asked to be let in. i'd just waited in line because i was bored, and then he stopped me at the door and told me to wait. so i waited. then i started telling him about my sixth wife, a bottle of seagrams 7 from neptune. but whatever. in i went. i sidled up to the bar and renewed our relationship. after about fifteen minutes a band came on. they sounded like this |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-05-27 23:47:00 | |
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do you believe in chance? of which pie in the display case stop n shop which order the future of destiny and density and apple crisp pumppipepie malarkryt? me, i'm not sure, but i like to think so. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-05-13 16:35:00 | |
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| ambloticies | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-05-12 13:49:00 | |
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| plastic liver bandage | |
| the plastic liver bandage band was quite without reproach upon the ending of the roach. but most handily, when handed a rubber bandilly, the peaches just reached in time. the plastic liver bandage band was forthwith and thenceforth and whowhat and howww.hen but silly me, my dapper knee, the clams absconded my rhyme. drants. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-04-24 17:27:00 | |
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| ISO 9000 | |
| suprescissant porkers blossom in the presence of buffering tonality, at the risk of taking it with you, for ruppled riffs bring ISO 9000 compliance issues on this day of the rat. that spiffy little tank top you like sporting in the sun. the poignant steve, lost in a jar of marmalade. your favorite telephone, bedizened with steel. the tank containing dinner.... all these things. you must submit the proper paperwork, in triplicate, because we are committed to ISO 9000 compliance. it is holy in the eyes of the lard | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-04-21 16:48:00 | |
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