Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
landing upon the filch of zedcore
...and mining datas aplenty from the rivers of the net. why, yes, that one looks good. NOM! datas. -I AM A TACHIKOMA- wat is this now?? a treasure trove!!1 -NOM- datacoredump ok now, teleport, datas, teleport, ok, nom, excrete datas, excrete datas, nom NOM NOM, excrete datas on charlie sheen's lawn (at which point charlie sheen has a NOM). nom nom nom nom and now i'm dreadfully tired of this word, and i'm a bit full-up on data too. let's see wotzin dafuhrge nsted~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-04-09 01:17:00
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HEADERIMG OVER 20k IMAGES!! YAY

RICED OUT HEADERIMG (THE BACKGROUND MODULATOR) HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED THE 20,000 IMAGE MARK. HERE'S TO ANOTHER 20,000 JPEGS UNDER THE SEA!!1
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-31 04:17:00
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A FINE FINTAGE, LAD
eh, 'ere. come help me jimmy this loaf outta the doorjamb. nothing but a meat's prattle for two, eh? ahhh, you know i'm just-a delivering ya pizzas, lad -- hot and fresh. a little to the left -- there we go -- and out comes the loaf. a fine one, ain't she? been maturin' in the doorjamb for for 24 parsecs. let's a-crack 'er !
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-30 23:19:00
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reminesque
those were the days -- swinging from land to land with a feisty navigational centrifuge. calibrating rainfall only when necessary. renting zeppelins with a cavalier avatude engendred by the damage-indemnity insurance checkbox. does pizza inflate? let's find out in the sun. discover the inflatability of pizza. got damng
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-27 00:14:00
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helium wrench
the impossible helium wrench of my intergalactic garage is hoverin' smooooooth above that oily stained concrete, purr baby. the helium wrench of my imagination concurs!! let us sail up the stairs and through the stars. SAIL! FANCY! stars. up the stairs. date some nice buicks on the way? sure, go ahead, imaginary helium wrench. i know how you like tooling up on a buick. why yes, i do remember that barfight~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-24 21:27:00
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a pint of some wicked digital juice
...and don't hold back on the jaundice, yea. sckqwreltzottzyka onya. yea. !WICKED EH! Digital Juice. don't hold back on the jaundice -- yea. wicked, m8. simply wicked. built like the thames. that digital juice (don't hold back on the jaundice). wickeddddd!~ digital juice. dontcha holdback!onteh jaundice!!getwicked!gettuminthedancefloor futuristic. from tomorrow. wicked digital juice. don't. hold. back. on. the jaundice (tm). don't hold back juice home without it. never sling a turkey sandwich to the hair club without some wicked digital juice to wash it down -- and don't hold back on the jaundice neither, darlin. wicked digital juice
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-24 21:16:00
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this is not about pete's fungus at all
the hordes of juju mamas -- the budget han solos seeping into the water supply. the phektor gleason ratio would have to be rationed with. the tea supply of madrid, india. did you know there are many bicycles that don't like me? it's because they believe me responsible for the prime parthenogenesis. it wasn't me, really, i just happened to stumble onto the scene. i was trying to male a parcel to utah. some salt, so they could throw it onto that pile they have -- it was expensive in those days, you know. SALARY! they also set aside funds for parsnips, in addition to salary. in any case, this tangent is keeping me from rationalizing the ratio. the arrangement. the divine arrangement - from salary to parsnips to juju mamas. to the budget han solos seeping into the water supply. seeping into the windows! into the walls. budget han solos. rubber budgie purple plungers. into the waaaattt-tut-tattur!! kleepazoid fungus, o yea fistula, donno body winga~ im sorry wat?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-22 22:21:00
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Cigar Party

When squirrels get together for a party, they like to have cigars. A squirrel party is successful when the number of cigars is between 40 and 60, inclusive.
Unless it is the weekend, in which case there is no upper bound on the number of cigars. Return true if the party with the given values is successful, or false otherwise.
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public boolean cigarParty(int cigars,boolean isWeekend) {
if(isWeekend==true && cigars>=40) return true;
if(isWeekend==false && cigars>=40 && cigars<=60) return true;
else return false;
}
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-03-22 13:09:00
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on the origin of scone lodge genesis
the origin of scone lodge genesis has the beginnings of its cultivation starting in the late-heavy ultra-modified pre-genesis period (hence, the name). using this as our common point of reference, we add london to the map. willie the whale is at the bottom of the ocean (fig. 21c). calibrating our compass to 916 degrees, we trace a large sphereoid into the reality floating above the map, being careful not to stick thineself in thine eye. a light sugar glaze is applied to the sphere, and it goes into the oven @350 for 45 mites. just as you cannot shoot minutes, you cannot shoot mites. out comes a delightful warm scone lodge. spritz with lemon juice and sprinkle on powdered sugar and/or phenethylamines. this recipe copyright (C) riced out recipes, a division of riced out foods, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of riced out industries, in the fine year of 2011. thank you and have a nice scone
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-20 04:23:00
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a topical rememberance of owsley stanley
we r 1ยน
Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-03-15 20:27:00
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how to vanish a wichita
no smoking in wichita! no snorking in wichita! no in wichita! no no no! no wichita! it's gone.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-14 17:21:00
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zootzi stratovarius and the staplegun krew emit strategic revenge
tense on the walk. all was minor -- orange. you could implement a function with the pressure. cats gauge lsd? i think not. you can't even utilize a bear (it's the nature of the stain). where was was ross, now is a weave deluxe-o-matic 9000, for three loose payments. whenceforth is dappenence? this fungible stream of emitted data. is it portable my barn was pwnd by zootzi stratovarius and the staplegun krew? oh n-

HACKED BY ZOOTZI STRATOVARIUS AND THE STAPLEGUN KRU

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-12 18:44:00
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holy shit my passworld worked
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:


Riced Out Industries is a thriving wat machine, something we all think about when we close our eyes at night!
HOWEVER!
Riced Out Industries has decided to grow another branch to it's branding tree. For several weeks a select few have known of the existence of Riced Out Records, with over 7,000 unique visits. Several artists are beginning with our label: qqq, Nevenen, Tape Loop, and Plaintiff. Each representing a varied style of electronic music; acid house to ambient drone, 'intelligent' dance music and plenty of references to hat factories.

To that end, RTQP took a minute to stop counting his News Corporation money AND doing cocaine off a $10,000 an hour hookers' back and told me to 'go make this music faggotry happen! and don't fuck it up like everything you do!'

So, here I am, with several lacerations on my arm from my last encounter with RTQP, he assigned me, Supporter of Ham #2361 as the offical Artists and Repertoire agent for Riced Out Records. To that end, you fucking kids like music, right? It's fairly easy to make electronic music, right? What are you waiting for? Get off your ass, download a pirated copy of Ableton or Reason and start giving people just like a reason to say 'Man, that album was rubbish.' or 'Luke Vibert sucks cocks compared to this music!'

Still interested? Got a few tracks laying around that you probably wouldn't want anyone to hear? Well, I want to hear your tracks. I want to make your internet dreams come true. Extra attention gets paid to remixed 2 Unlimited tracks, I'm so not even kidding.

RICED OUT RECORDS

Send your hot, sexy tracks to ME GODDAMNIT!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2011-03-12 01:20:00
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Ray Kurzweil and the Future Five, Live!

*** LIVE ***

RAY KURZWEIL

and

THE FUTURE FIVE

*** LIVE ***



come witness a fantastic, all-ages performance intended to bring about the technological singularity. dr. kurzweil will operate on the skins as his five technicians of the future play kurzweil (tm) keyboards and design robots. this saturday at the verizon/haliburton arena, conveniently located at the corner of filth and broadstokes. NO AMISH!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-11 21:01:00
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-03-09 11:53:00
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NO WAY IN ANY FRAME OF REFERENCE
The altoids tin is conspiring with the NORWEGIAN CHANCELLOR!!! YOW!
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-03-07 01:37:00
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DIS PAHRTEE
its a macdog in 1982 texzt too speech much laughter abounds in the sub-principle's antechamber with a macintosh of official delight. and some game with a castle and bats. pretty damn good shit for r2d2's retarded little cousin.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-06 21:38:00
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this firefox tab is in 1982
pilfered pleated harmony composed on the finest of vt-100 modules on this platform of OAK 2.0b it's the greatestv.biz u ever laid your eyes on momma. plexi plaid programs executing. paging thrashing. tab tab tab. neosinusoidal bitmaps. OAK vectors. OAK.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-01 21:20:00
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IT'S IN THERE
the deep nasty. fear of hidden surfaces. the great behind. the fear of unwarranted zoos. the fear of captive kangaroos. the fear of cattleships and bruisers-- i mean, of public speaking. it's deep dark. the hidden-withiddin'. the fear. the jonsen. the deep nasty. fear of hidden surfaces. the paper next door. the fear of anxiety. the hidden nazis next door (rocked). by rape of tenticle, should thy heart be timid. jesus can't help you here darling. 'cos we're here: the deep nasty. fear of hidden surfaces. the great malaise. the worst smell. pure undriment. acoustical wilting. horrid violence. tritones. kangaroos -- IT'S IN THERE. so don't look too deep
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-27 21:56:00
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science malarky
sunday morning and i'm working with seriously enhanced eisenhower levels. sunday morning and eigenhauser letters are seriously enhanced. spin the bagel and they're suddenly entranced. like the muave desert of randy randypants. dants dants dants. sunday morning. sunday morning. eisen.hower.LEVVELLS mustdealwitheisenlever 9000 i like birds and eisenhowerlevels getto lever lever lever sunday morning and eisenhower levels sunday morning and eisengregger petepers sunday morning cleats and sunday steve and tv dinner stu and pass.the.LEVER QUICKLY for duck hut outside the winnebago and about the country we'll dance. enhance. enhance. enhanced! it's sunday morning and eigenhower levels are enhanced! i have to get to the lever!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-24 22:29:00
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