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| my pyramid | |
NO WAYwas nectar tangerine present upon the utmost bizmark of senator palpatine's rubber band glass-bar emporium predicated upon the clause of the nile. seriously, infodatum -- pyramids. with secret passages. trick entrances. spinning riummmzzzqqq. digg dis madd imhotep shizzwyozpo. my pyramid |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-22 05:55:00 | |
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| Broken News | |
| There have been multiple confirmed reports of the absolutely bugshit insane crawling the streets on this President's Day. Clearly, this is a harbinger of the apocalYPSE*!@^*#*$(ES(*$J | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-02-21 23:25:00 | |
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| pants. | |
the rutubular drydocks of richard's homeostasis commit tangible fungerine commanind loyal respect of the people. two fuckin polacks pissin on each others legs. FIAL! DONNUT TOUCH MY DESK NO MOAR!#~ haayy girl.the constant subtle psychological sabotage of the utz potato chip brand. it infects my brainstem: potato chips! more potato chips! it festers upon my soul. whenceforth the wheezy breakerpants of elverkind united bestoweth upon the cheezy chasterz fraternizing upon pants about d'apt free moon, pants. pants.pants. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-14 03:30:00 | |
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| some more stuff | |
| please don't forge a keister and the anxons up my dendrites say my uncle said ur mom could suck a cue ball out of a sewer. christ, the wispy pattern-bald hairs and the grottled beard. poof dostand. led wotter -- all of it. my nancy sed sew. FINKIN FUNG! kaplott. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-14 02:50:00 | |
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| (▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒☺ | |
gDaabT
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-02-09 19:00:00 | |
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| sub's final transmissions | |
| latspapple askint!!@ foints atrinkle! rupture the vesuvius! sproink the atrinkle! flants astern! tubes aft! decks steady! hulk smash! lunatic harness!~ stay focused, man. batton the hatches! flange the snares! weld the pudding! starch the trinkets! film the pornography! inflate the potato chip cannon! deploy the miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles of upside down smiles grenade blanket! spiff the escape sub! DIVE, DIVE!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-08 18:44:00 | |
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| core sample | |
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SORRY SPORKY! piko stratus no iku, and PLEASE DON'T RIFF ON MY FURNITURE it is bad for the upholstery. YOUNG SUCKA! pass status no dew, and PLEASE DON'T STENICL SPAIN A BANANA! skedge. the daftitude of the montessori stencil, it astounds me. young suckaz best b kept unda a lid, coz yo b mice. catch the strudel for fun, or uncertain doom. DOOOOM! MORE!!! CAPITALS!!! and now less. nOw STNMS | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-08 17:57:00 | |
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| The Kingdom of Dicks | |
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You are the ruler of Dicks. Only when your father has returned may I begin to call Dicks my home. There's only so much you can do for Dicks. I just purchased a twinkling vial. The development of our kingdom is complete, and it is now known as The Empire of Dicks. |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2011-02-06 05:14:00 | |
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| source of Sporge | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2011-02-06 04:39:00 | |
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| god made you | |
| and i am always right. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2011-02-04 20:27:00 | |
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| !!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
Moves, yeah. Moves.
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-02-02 12:39:00 | |
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| hax vignette trip | |
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it was with great wherewithal that i put the toast back in the jam. i feared it would get damp. worse -- there might be transfer of crumbs to the jam. but the guy looked like a hell's angel and he seemed pretty zeroed in on this trip, so in it went. pleased with this stage setting, the biker gentleman then proceed to do an Epic Raindance around the remains of a toilet. it continued to spurt feebly. feeling slightly ill, i returned to the lobby. hambone was there, in his aviators.
"how's fings?" i ask? "how u fink" he says "oh. how's quthbert?" i ask? "how u fink" he says "oh." we stand there in a post-alcoholic haze for a moment. meanwhile, i hear some sort of vegetable raving about ***TREMENDOUS DAMAGE***. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-30 21:28:00 | |
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| billy got a deleter head suction cup | |
| door into summer, door into sucker | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-01-27 01:21:00 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-01-26 12:43:00 | |
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| what if a spider got bit by a radioactive human | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-01-20 17:05:00 | |
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| FUNNY MACRO IMAGE | |
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thank you for your time and 0.003% of your comcast bill. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-19 19:27:00 | |
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| i invented pants | |
| no, not really. but, thousands of years ago, some fussy motherfucker just like me did. gosh, this mud, it always gets on my ankles. and makes the hair dry funny. god damn it, pants, let's invent those. and there you have it, pants. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-19 18:01:00 | |
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| The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter. | |
| you can call me lunch because i'm not free | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-01-19 01:37:00 | |
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| yum yum | |
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Wanpy Vi.chi HITOBONE Yami Yami |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-01-16 22:28:00 | |
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| seriously, seriously fart | |
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dunno buggy whup buggy cheese buddgy sedjo hey buddgy wat buggy cheese buggy sleigh buggy sedjo fing buggy choc buggy fing buggy hat buggy sedjo fart yo fart yo fart KUNG FU! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-15 01:14:00 | |
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