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| a topical rememberance of owsley stanley | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-03-15 20:27:00 | |
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| how to vanish a wichita | |
| no smoking in wichita! no snorking in wichita! no in wichita! no no no! no wichita! it's gone. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-14 17:21:00 | |
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| zootzi stratovarius and the staplegun krew emit strategic revenge | |
tense on the walk. all was minor -- orange. you could implement a function with the pressure. cats gauge lsd? i think not. you can't even utilize a bear (it's the nature of the stain). where was was ross, now is a weave deluxe-o-matic 9000, for three loose payments. whenceforth is dappenence? this fungible stream of emitted data. is it portable my barn was pwnd by zootzi stratovarius and the staplegun krew? oh n-HACKED BY ZOOTZI STRATOVARIUS AND THE STAPLEGUN KRUHACKED BY ZOOTZI STRATOVARIUS AND THE STAPLEGUN KRUHACKED BY ZOOTZI STRATOVARIUS AND THE STAPLEGUN KRU |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-12 18:44:00 | |
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| holy shit my passworld worked | |
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Riced Out Industries is a thriving wat machine, something we all think about when we close our eyes at night! HOWEVER! Riced Out Industries has decided to grow another branch to it's branding tree. For several weeks a select few have known of the existence of Riced Out Records, with over 7,000 unique visits. Several artists are beginning with our label: qqq, Nevenen, Tape Loop, and Plaintiff. Each representing a varied style of electronic music; acid house to ambient drone, 'intelligent' dance music and plenty of references to hat factories. To that end, RTQP took a minute to stop counting his News Corporation money AND doing cocaine off a $10,000 an hour hookers' back and told me to 'go make this music faggotry happen! and don't fuck it up like everything you do!' So, here I am, with several lacerations on my arm from my last encounter with RTQP, he assigned me, Supporter of Ham #2361 as the offical Artists and Repertoire agent for Riced Out Records. To that end, you fucking kids like music, right? It's fairly easy to make electronic music, right? What are you waiting for? Get off your ass, download a pirated copy of Ableton or Reason and start giving people just like a reason to say 'Man, that album was rubbish.' or 'Luke Vibert sucks cocks compared to this music!' Still interested? Got a few tracks laying around that you probably wouldn't want anyone to hear? Well, I want to hear your tracks. I want to make your internet dreams come true. Extra attention gets paid to remixed 2 Unlimited tracks, I'm so not even kidding. RICED OUT RECORDS Send your hot, sexy tracks to ME GODDAMNIT! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2011-03-12 01:20:00 | |
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| Ray Kurzweil and the Future Five, Live! | |
*** LIVE ***RAY KURZWEILandTHE FUTURE FIVE
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-11 21:01:00 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-03-09 11:53:00 | |
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| NO WAY IN ANY FRAME OF REFERENCE | |
| The altoids tin is conspiring with the NORWEGIAN CHANCELLOR!!! YOW! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-03-07 01:37:00 | |
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| DIS PAHRTEE | |
| its a macdog in 1982 texzt too speech much laughter abounds in the sub-principle's antechamber with a macintosh of official delight. and some game with a castle and bats. pretty damn good shit for r2d2's retarded little cousin. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-06 21:38:00 | |
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| this firefox tab is in 1982 | |
| pilfered pleated harmony composed on the finest of vt-100 modules on this platform of OAK 2.0b it's the greatestv.biz u ever laid your eyes on momma. plexi plaid programs executing. paging thrashing. tab tab tab. neosinusoidal bitmaps. OAK vectors. OAK. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-03-01 21:20:00 | |
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| IT'S IN THERE | |
| the deep nasty. fear of hidden surfaces. the great behind. the fear of unwarranted zoos. the fear of captive kangaroos. the fear of cattleships and bruisers-- i mean, of public speaking. it's deep dark. the hidden-withiddin'. the fear. the jonsen. the deep nasty. fear of hidden surfaces. the paper next door. the fear of anxiety. the hidden nazis next door (rocked). by rape of tenticle, should thy heart be timid. jesus can't help you here darling. 'cos we're here: the deep nasty. fear of hidden surfaces. the great malaise. the worst smell. pure undriment. acoustical wilting. horrid violence. tritones. kangaroos -- IT'S IN THERE. so don't look too deep | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-27 21:56:00 | |
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| science malarky | |
| sunday morning and i'm working with seriously enhanced eisenhower levels. sunday morning and eigenhauser letters are seriously enhanced. spin the bagel and they're suddenly entranced. like the muave desert of randy randypants. dants dants dants. sunday morning. sunday morning. eisen.hower.LEVVELLS mustdealwitheisenlever 9000 i like birds and eisenhowerlevels getto lever lever lever sunday morning and eisenhower levels sunday morning and eisengregger petepers sunday morning cleats and sunday steve and tv dinner stu and pass.the.LEVER QUICKLY for duck hut outside the winnebago and about the country we'll dance. enhance. enhance. enhanced! it's sunday morning and eigenhower levels are enhanced! i have to get to the lever! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-24 22:29:00 | |
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| my pyramid | |
NO WAYwas nectar tangerine present upon the utmost bizmark of senator palpatine's rubber band glass-bar emporium predicated upon the clause of the nile. seriously, infodatum -- pyramids. with secret passages. trick entrances. spinning riummmzzzqqq. digg dis madd imhotep shizzwyozpo. my pyramid |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-22 05:55:00 | |
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| Broken News | |
| There have been multiple confirmed reports of the absolutely bugshit insane crawling the streets on this President's Day. Clearly, this is a harbinger of the apocalYPSE*!@^*#*$(ES(*$J | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2011-02-21 23:25:00 | |
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| pants. | |
the rutubular drydocks of richard's homeostasis commit tangible fungerine commanind loyal respect of the people. two fuckin polacks pissin on each others legs. FIAL! DONNUT TOUCH MY DESK NO MOAR!#~ haayy girl.the constant subtle psychological sabotage of the utz potato chip brand. it infects my brainstem: potato chips! more potato chips! it festers upon my soul. whenceforth the wheezy breakerpants of elverkind united bestoweth upon the cheezy chasterz fraternizing upon pants about d'apt free moon, pants. pants.pants. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-14 03:30:00 | |
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| some more stuff | |
| please don't forge a keister and the anxons up my dendrites say my uncle said ur mom could suck a cue ball out of a sewer. christ, the wispy pattern-bald hairs and the grottled beard. poof dostand. led wotter -- all of it. my nancy sed sew. FINKIN FUNG! kaplott. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-14 02:50:00 | |
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| (▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒☺ | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2011-02-09 19:00:00 | |
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| sub's final transmissions | |
| latspapple askint!!@ foints atrinkle! rupture the vesuvius! sproink the atrinkle! flants astern! tubes aft! decks steady! hulk smash! lunatic harness!~ stay focused, man. batton the hatches! flange the snares! weld the pudding! starch the trinkets! film the pornography! inflate the potato chip cannon! deploy the miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles of upside down smiles grenade blanket! spiff the escape sub! DIVE, DIVE!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-08 18:44:00 | |
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| core sample | |
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SORRY SPORKY! piko stratus no iku, and PLEASE DON'T RIFF ON MY FURNITURE it is bad for the upholstery. YOUNG SUCKA! pass status no dew, and PLEASE DON'T STENICL SPAIN A BANANA! skedge. the daftitude of the montessori stencil, it astounds me. young suckaz best b kept unda a lid, coz yo b mice. catch the strudel for fun, or uncertain doom. DOOOOM! MORE!!! CAPITALS!!! and now less. nOw STNMS | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-02-08 17:57:00 | |
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| The Kingdom of Dicks | |
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You are the ruler of Dicks. Only when your father has returned may I begin to call Dicks my home. There's only so much you can do for Dicks. I just purchased a twinkling vial. The development of our kingdom is complete, and it is now known as The Empire of Dicks. |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2011-02-06 05:14:00 | |
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| source of Sporge | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2011-02-06 04:39:00 | |
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