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| seriously fart. | |
| juser serious~~ shoa. fart fuckcin. told u fart was hardcore. like the shit likately at the new vesuvio. benny is all set;; no dessert. bendy dramatic synths. charlene's g-string. chevy's studabega. can't you do better than 4000 series cmos? it may be fun, but it soudnqposd like shit. like u buddy | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-15 00:18:00 | |
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| pride goeth before the snowfall | |
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i've been glued to the shortwave for days, scouring the frequencies for signs of survivors. the endless swirl of heterodyning static is broken only by the occasional evangelical program, committed to eternal loop before the snowpocalypse shattered our dreams of a benevolent god. outside, there is silence as the ice descends. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2011-01-11 18:00:00 | |
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| lost it in the federated shorthouse | |
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...but don't tell tato the tucci is taost. scintillating fractal earwigs find nary a purchase upon my pinna, preferring instead to err on err on err on in an era of erring on. 'cos that's how scintillating fractal earwigs roll (off of themselves).
what's that? you don't even? i never did either. glad we got that sorted. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-04 13:56:00 | |
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| dive from lan's pinkthad | |
| widdggity buggity the trackpoint (tm) is disabled on this laptop and i keep trying to use it and being like OH YEAH i don't mean to complain or anything thx for letting me use ur laptop so i could post to yugo, but damn, it's like a limb is missing. like i go to scratch my ass, then i'm like -- oh yeah, my ass-scratchin hand ain't there no more. it fucks with me. see, i just did it again there. i know it's not working, but low-level muscle memory doesn't really process things on that level. it's like when you think there is another stair, and there isn't (as i might have mentioned, i would love to bottle this feeling and sell it. perhaps i would call it: "psychedelic drugs(tm)"). printf("damn, now i'm feeling syntactically obligied due to the nested grammatical structures.\n"); | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-03 16:28:00 | |
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| sortie to the dunk'd d | |
| these tastes are a mess, in many ways. the undertones of the coffee soak up into my consciousness. slightly burned. probably been in the vat a bit. and hints of maple syrup, presumably vaporized, then re-condensed in the coffee. i'm not terribly enthralled by this, but also not particularly bothered. i do wish these background notes would leave me alone, though, like most times i drink dunkin donuts coffee. meanwhile, the hash browns were fucking fantastic. i am going to die of heart disease someday, or maybe just get broadsided when i get distracted tasting the green of the traffic light. we were going to bring the three captive mice in the backseat, but just in time i realized this could potentially put the sass off the charts. thanks meathead. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-03 12:16:00 | |
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| Morning In The Kitchen | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-01-03 09:02:00 | |
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| in the spirit of the season | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2011-01-01 13:29:00 | |
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| quackenđuĸ | |
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dude; teh 2011 iz gonna suck BALLZ for you. trippin' off E.L. Fudge, WTF man get ur shit together!!!1 don't give a fuck dude welcome to the new world order bitchheads. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-12-31 18:47:00 | |
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| HI I'M A FATASS | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-12-30 07:26:00 | |
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| FENNA MEAT A BITCH | |
| GONNA MEAT A BUNCH OF MEAT AND MEAT ALL UP IN UR MEAT OKAY MEAT THIS MEAT DAT MEAT ALL UP IN UR MEAT | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-12-30 07:21:00 | |
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| When It Comes Down To Brass Tacks | |
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The Phone Rang.
It was Larry, the gangster with the heart of a fine German automobile. Out of respect, I set down my foot-long in order to devote my entire mouth to the conversation -- I was gonna need it. "Hows fings?" he asked "Oh, you know, my aunt still can't tell her fishnet from canasta. You?" "Not bad. Diamond Lou said you wanted to talk" "Right, let's get down to brass tacks, then: I go to the gym tuesday mornings. This guy is always there and he hogs the good machines. I tried to dodge him by changing times, but he always seems to anticipate it. It's causing me problems." "And?" "I'd like you to take care of the problem." "'ow much?" "Fifty boxes of ziti. And a hairpiece for Len." "'ow do you want it done?" "I want them to find him wrapped around that fucking elliptical machine. You hear?" "crystal. cya" There was a click as he put down the receiver. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-29 21:42:00 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-12-21 19:49:00 | |
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| A thing just happened. | |
| One time, I shattered my attention span. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-12-16 22:30:00 | |
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| stringent mode demonstration | |
| o i dunno just typtytptrpyprewtpewrpewpr and i can't be arised to like actually ytpe proaperly liasnerfl,msadf jlksdjf cos god sf;lkds when chdsafk buggin itsz fs gothe flava. my nayergoer, the paorek chunka tonight ist tda best in asdounty 4sure. yi[pz! dosdfjlk dodododo dodade dodado dodaday malarky way stringent typist activated osap[djjlkonOE DEACTIVATE!#o[0-po fmfmmfmfmfmfmfmmfmfmf syntrheis and 808 snare roland duram compterds justice house flattulent al is here to get funky | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-16 16:52:00 | |
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| Käsenkatastrophe | |
Cheese is not known for its outstanding performance as a building material, nor is it considered a useful mining explosive. Notable failures in cheese engineering include:
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-12-15 03:45:00 | |
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| sitting on the lap of a satan anagram | |
| NOUGAT CHOCKY WOGGET BOggy neuter doggy OW!! woof thatsmyballs but don't worry i got the scooter, ur couch, some iceland volcanos. icecard voleard. nougat terror. pure and utter nougat terror -- accidentally resulting from a christmas prank gone awry. don't nina check out the compettition? yea she did. yea baby. she sed da competition work dat fing. so wat u got? feeble-minded pasta brain. when will you learn the ways of the force? the german version of tron 2.0 definitely has the flavor you are looking for. this is definitely the flavor you are are looking for. wheelies, pops, dads, hots, lipz, potz, flaming, flaking, burning, churning, feebl curaurusad. OH SHIT SANTA IS WEARING A WIRE! cya | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-15 02:27:00 | |
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| eventual, unintentional babe ruth reference | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-13 20:48:00 | |
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| sesssh | |
| the world is broken. i am in a a jagged void. it is a chasm unlike any other sueid. the room is tinkling in lemon LEDs. gosh but if i don't see the whole texture | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-08 14:16:00 | |
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| venereal disease abound | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-12-07 23:07:00 | |
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| aaa | |
| irc.freenode.net #ricedoutyugo | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-12-07 11:19:00 | |
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