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| GONNA MEAT A BUNCH OF MEAT AND MEAT ALL UP IN UR MEAT OKAY MEAT THIS MEAT DAT MEAT ALL UP IN UR MEAT | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-12-30 07:21:00 | |
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| When It Comes Down To Brass Tacks | |
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The Phone Rang.
It was Larry, the gangster with the heart of a fine German automobile. Out of respect, I set down my foot-long in order to devote my entire mouth to the conversation -- I was gonna need it. "Hows fings?" he asked "Oh, you know, my aunt still can't tell her fishnet from canasta. You?" "Not bad. Diamond Lou said you wanted to talk" "Right, let's get down to brass tacks, then: I go to the gym tuesday mornings. This guy is always there and he hogs the good machines. I tried to dodge him by changing times, but he always seems to anticipate it. It's causing me problems." "And?" "I'd like you to take care of the problem." "'ow much?" "Fifty boxes of ziti. And a hairpiece for Len." "'ow do you want it done?" "I want them to find him wrapped around that fucking elliptical machine. You hear?" "crystal. cya" There was a click as he put down the receiver. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-29 21:42:00 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-12-21 19:49:00 | |
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| A thing just happened. | |
| One time, I shattered my attention span. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-12-16 22:30:00 | |
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| stringent mode demonstration | |
| o i dunno just typtytptrpyprewtpewrpewpr and i can't be arised to like actually ytpe proaperly liasnerfl,msadf jlksdjf cos god sf;lkds when chdsafk buggin itsz fs gothe flava. my nayergoer, the paorek chunka tonight ist tda best in asdounty 4sure. yi[pz! dosdfjlk dodododo dodade dodado dodaday malarky way stringent typist activated osap[djjlkonOE DEACTIVATE!#o[0-po fmfmmfmfmfmfmfmmfmfmf syntrheis and 808 snare roland duram compterds justice house flattulent al is here to get funky | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-16 16:52:00 | |
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| Käsenkatastrophe | |
Cheese is not known for its outstanding performance as a building material, nor is it considered a useful mining explosive. Notable failures in cheese engineering include:
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-12-15 03:45:00 | |
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| sitting on the lap of a satan anagram | |
| NOUGAT CHOCKY WOGGET BOggy neuter doggy OW!! woof thatsmyballs but don't worry i got the scooter, ur couch, some iceland volcanos. icecard voleard. nougat terror. pure and utter nougat terror -- accidentally resulting from a christmas prank gone awry. don't nina check out the compettition? yea she did. yea baby. she sed da competition work dat fing. so wat u got? feeble-minded pasta brain. when will you learn the ways of the force? the german version of tron 2.0 definitely has the flavor you are looking for. this is definitely the flavor you are are looking for. wheelies, pops, dads, hots, lipz, potz, flaming, flaking, burning, churning, feebl curaurusad. OH SHIT SANTA IS WEARING A WIRE! cya | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-15 02:27:00 | |
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| eventual, unintentional babe ruth reference | |
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BAR TOOTER BAR TOOTER BAR TOOTER HOP! SED HOP TOOTER BAR TOOTER HOP TOOTER HOP SED HOP TOOTER HOP TOOTER HOP ONE TWO SED HOP TOOTER HOP TOOTER I LOVE GLUE SED WUT BABY WUT BABY WAT GRAVY HAT SED WUT BABY WAT BABY WEAVE BABY BAT SED RUTH BABY RUTH BABY ALMONDS ONE TWO SED RUTH BABY RUTH BABY CARAMEL GLUE HOP! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-13 20:48:00 | |
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| sesssh | |
| the world is broken. i am in a a jagged void. it is a chasm unlike any other sueid. the room is tinkling in lemon LEDs. gosh but if i don't see the whole texture | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-08 14:16:00 | |
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| venereal disease abound | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-12-07 23:07:00 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-12-07 11:19:00 | |
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| recipe for murder | |
| preheat oven to 350 degrees. mix butter, sugar, and jealousy. set sail on the ocean at 140 knots. served cold. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-12-02 21:58:00 | |
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| =| --- :{O !!! | |
| feeblemamblenafflewaffflehembleleedle.z-rzattlefeedlenougat-nougat-noautu-ZAP-atelly stop leaking lightbulbs you treacherous son of a knave. i'll have your francis ford coppola III for this. i mean it. no, naw. i don't. just kiddin | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-28 14:22:00 | |
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| ACCEPTED BUTTSTER | |
| (01:17:16) beyon (01:20:15) fatshionista: lmao (01:20:18) fatshi how he says boooshit (01:17:54) bcegotCall this function to retrieve the first object with dead == true in the group. * This is handy for checking if everything's wiped outdivoercd: lmao (01:17:20) beyoncegoonista: he say for the win (01:20:22) fatshionista: way before taht wasa thing (01:20:28) fatshioBX: I liketdivoercd: back when dsp didnt have fatty voice (01:17:27) Bz: bowlshiteyoncegotdivoercd: im laughing (01:20:01) cSHsta: early adopter | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-11-27 01:27:00 | |
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| The violence of his urination echoed through the hallway. | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-11-26 03:13:00 | |
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| actual tracklisting coming sometime from riced out records | |
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01 a blender with a history 02 alpha donut 03 melvins catastrophe 04 autonomic dyspepsia 05 trampoline dream 06 boogie woogie oogie oogie eegy oogie ogga pants 07 creepy joe 08 the ballard of electric larry and fancy steve 09 zeppelin toast 10 goodnight hand |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-26 01:18:00 | |
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| real tracklisting found in the wild | |
01 Chopping Channel - (untitled, live 5/99) 02 Wobbly - “Only Musical” 03 Natasha Spencer - “The house she flew in on (excerpt)” 04 PLU/JBHP/Wobbly - “Heads off” 05 Chopping Channel - (untitled, live 5/99) 06 PLU/JPHP/Wobbly - “Yodel Bomber” 07 Wobbly – “Yo Yo Yo Yoyo Yo, Hey...” 08 John Oswald - “Funky X (excerpt)” 09 Wobbly – “Make You We We Go Man Go Yo Midyididiyid” 10 Wobbly – “Girl. I Getchoo. Oh Oh Oh.” 11 Wobbly - “Clawing your eyes out down to your throat” 12 Wobbly - “Worry don’t thing” 13 Wobbly - “Losing blook” 14 Wobbly - “Hard, like duck” 15 Wobbly - “Vingt regards (no. 15)” |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-26 00:41:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-25 01:02:00 | |
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| Conjunctions are for pussies. Aren't they? | |
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your googles arses a curse; but, then again, what ever happened to pop will eat itself? pork seems to be big news these days. I heard hte other day that some dude ate pork and the pork tasted good; but it is STILL a growers market. I mean, loook: "mirror" is just like saying "see" in american in mexican, which is funny...... mirrors can't see a darn thing, but they can reflect... which is more than you can say aBOUt that damned goldfish of yours. seriously d00d. All that thing does is eat and swim around in mace (I guesss that's why it can't see anymore). how bout you do something bout that... dick
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2010-11-23 14:57:00 | |
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| you can bank on america | |
| FOR the porstulates of the horizontal forthwith. zappa's frugitude on his wikipedia page somehow intersects with that dream i had about recursive time travel portals (disreputable asian gentlemen used them to let anyone who paid a fee into computer store stockrooms in a parallel universe so they could lift some stuff. but some parallel universes had caught on, and shit had gotten complicated. they had to cycle you through three portals or so, one inside the next, in order to avoid being traced back to their origin universe. i was on one of these runs. charge through the portals. grab some shit. run back through one. then another. back! seems okay... but then some shit is weird. was that a decoy portal? had it been placed there to make me think i was returning to my universe, when it was really leading me into another foreign one? was i even in the right universe? honestly, i've been very careful about fucking around with parallel universes after that) and the glandular hypostatic pudding that sustains our primordial consciousness, but i'll be damned if i know how. all i know is zebb -- cloimpt. pertimpt. persnicket. marteetsle. nouchacha. wouringa. wourounga. watchuzlet. maekletlq. lsrdlfnt. knt. z HONEY IT'S CUTTING OUT AGAIN | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-22 17:57:00 | |
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