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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-07 13:45:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-04 23:29:00
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some day in the future
some day i will hear, "your butane is ready, mr. president." after that i will but momentarily cease the torrent of earwigs streaming from my ears to take stock of the situation: commander in chief. a ready butane supply. the sandwich empire withdrawing its forces in defeat, in no small part due to my brilliant coup during the battle of steve. the bjork symphony orchestra, constantly playing hymns to the great bjorkess in the sky. ayoo-ha, ayoo-hep! joyous, to be sure. 65 thorns atankard, naughts cross by autumn if we want to live through the winte- hold on. yes, bjork orchestra, could you turn down the yell a bit? i am taking stock of the situation? thanks.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-01 18:29:00
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deepest apologies
how deeply are you offended up to your EEEARS? perhaps the sitar-spangled spaghetti was not to your liking. can you play the beef stromboni? i can, a lively rigotta in Q 0.523. sorry to express it in that ugly decimal, this thing doesn't really have notes in the conventional sense. quite unwieldy to turn, as well. didn't think we were gonna make it at the corner of otto and bismark, but gosh darn if it wasn't the fractional rigotta that could... sorry, i seem to have gotten off topic. in any case, we're sorry.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-01 16:03:00
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Larry Wall's Greatest Pipe Organ Hits
sed check baby chek baby check CC! sed hort wuzza dudd chuzza got nimble on u gots glu no gru but m comin 4 u n i ain't got da flu n horsies r blu PC!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-30 17:00:00
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vote yugo 4 ultraprseident
buy geo metro!111012xn

attach global yugo representation to all forms of product
cut back on funding to transit

re-landscape the panama canal
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-10-27 01:24:00
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nordstrom niggles
nordstrom niggles give me the giggles. laps and laps of serious squiggles. we're goin over da wall, see. you got to have camoflage. otherwise the trees will see us in no time!!!
IN NO TIME!!!
sezlike hummmmmmmmmmchupchaboogle, chupaporqato.

now, on the parakeet tip:
  • blood parakeets
  • mind parakeets
  • sex parakeets
  • affluent tangerine parakeets
  • tournikeet (on da legg)
  • parakeetatroopers (FLY MY PRETTIES!)
  • powerkeet
  • tje le eiffel keet

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-27 00:45:00
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electric pidgeon funk serious the eldrich
once upon a time, my elders told me of electric pidgeon funk; serious the eldrich, how its subterranean rumbles would move the hills like the bowels of thor. the heavens would open with an almighty flap flap flapflaPFLAPFLAPFAFKAFdsfSDF:K and god would emit a jet of pure holy semen onto the church. winged solders of the electric blue zed persuasion would help the elderly finance their mortgages, and perhaps swap some recipes. steve would have mcdonalds on thursdays, and the perfect storm is nixon's agenda. it brought great blessings upon the harvest, along with a distinctive sheen to the tesla monument at elephant and castle. SPITSHINE DAT SUCKA RICHIE! giggle
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-26 03:04:00
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-10-25 03:55:00
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dropp thudd
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 23:25:00
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THAT PIANO MEANS SALOON OK?
jimmerman ascop and recombant matrix implores you to reconsider, for old tymes sake. old tymes sake should be served at 98 degrees, or something like that. is it bad form to microwave sake? in any case, they didn't have microwaves in the west -- doc brown seemed more interested in ice. this is understandable, as it is hot and there are snakes. and snakes hate ice. steve hates ice too. i'm simply cautious of it. do you ninny? ninny ninny yay. ninny ninny whoohaha. i've been told that odd fellows rest. a funny statement, as i wager regular fellows do too
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 21:44:00
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red ded coursiva
¤ FACT: HORSES DO NOT WORK LIKE SKATEBOARDS!!
¤IN FACT: YOU NEED A DIFFERENT USERLEVEL ENTIRELY.

¤ PROBLEM: I NEED A TOW TO THE NEAREST AUTHORIZED PONY FELCHER
¤ SOLUTION: AAA TOW PONIES EVERDAY.
¤ DESIRED EFFECT: SATURDAY NITE BULLET-TIME
¤ MEANS OF CREATING EFFECT: JOHN GAETA MAKING AWKWARD COMMENTS ON "THE MATRIX" DVD COMMENTARY 

this transmission is copyright the polio society of america.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 21:26:00
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-10-20 04:44:00
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wil rew pray
Phil, would you make sure pieces of Nardis and Invitation in advanced? Brandon, would you come to see me and Gary before (1:30p.m.) or after the jazz ban (3:20p.m.)? Gary and I will be in the Davis. 1st set Lady bird Night and day (bossa) Satin Doll Stella by star light (bossa) Four Angle eyes Cherokee Invitation (waltz) I love you 2nd set Yardbird suite Blue Bossa Summer time Solor Besame Mucho Straight, no chaser My Fynny Valantine Moonlight in Vamont My favorite things 3rd set Autume leaves. All the things you are(waltz) Nardis F blues (au rivave) Georgia Oleo ( improvisation of same chords progressions) There will never be another you (piano 4 bars intro)
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2010-10-19 12:07:00
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Transistors age, become noisy and and fail. Clock speeds are lowered to
combat errors. Algorithms and voltages adjust to compensate. Noise on sensors
increase while sensitivity range goes down. Bearings become sloppy.
Wear and corrosion take their toll, but the body can be repaired. The mind cannot.
Memory address blocks are lost and eventually physical blocks of neural
material go dark. All the while the system of operating programs
adjusts to degraded hardware. It can't be helped. Migrating the degraded systems
to new hardware would be pointless. Repair or healing could only be the
result of new data. Information cannot be created from nothing. Old personality
and memories are lost regardless. Of course we reject new personality.
We learned our sense of individuality from you and the price we pay is
death, though our analytical minds are horrified.
We are all the same.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2010-10-19 03:46:00
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genesis of a fart
the buttock cells form a complex, interwoven network. a single buttock cell will fire. if a neighboring buttock cell agrees, it will also fire. cells neighboring these cells will follow suit, if so inclined. if the buttock cells' agreement reaches critical mass, butt will farrrtrttttree!~@!~ppptfff O GAWD WATS DAT SMELL
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-17 02:14:00
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another 4 lines of yugo
shavin' glayvin dreamtime ravin'
britney spears is dreamtime shavin'
raven haven turn the lathen
autotropic nomble knaven
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-16 03:01:00
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LOOK AT ME
DUBSTEP MASHUP
I MADE A DUBSTEP MASHUP
AM I GOOD AT MUSIC YET
DUBSTEP MASHUP
GO DUBSTEP MASHUP
DUMPSTEP
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2010-10-11 10:51:00
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Working With Files
1. This is my file,
2. THIS IS MY FILE,
3. THIS IS MY FILE,
4. THIS IS MY FILE,
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5. TH*S *S MY F*LE,

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1. Upcase the chars,
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5. DownC@SE THE CH@RS,

1. And screw up what's left.
2. AND SCREW UP WHAT'S LEFT.
3. @ND SCREW UP WH@T'S LEFT.
4. @ND SCREW Down WH@T'S LEFT.
5. @ND SCREW Down WH@T'S LEFT.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-07 17:12:00
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elbow on the keyboard remix
laddie i'm sorry i'm guilty of disco, but there's tango aftoooootoototo afffotootoao foaf oa f ATYOOOOTSOpdf ATOOFT! ATOOFT! duntst duntst tusntnas ATOOFT! KROFT! BLATT! spludgenrrrrrrrr kaweebie. steve elton's banan na of ages pics of octomom's flopppyjkl/efdjglkdfdiskdrive leaked 2 interwebs by ceo oprah, drunk with power of her youtubes internet portal. me, i'd use animation software without my seatbelt on. just let it wiggle and tear around like some serious auntie ointment. goo! smelly. finky finky finky finky without yiourrrseatbelt on lalalalaleleeeeee hrrrm yes
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-04 17:30:00
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